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Jaime Robledo

@roblizzle.bsky.social
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Escaping the hell site in search of whole new hell sites. Writer-Director-Designer-Actor. All the hyphens. jrobledo.com

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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s hire the ST coordinator from the Browns, they said. He was really good for the Browns, they said.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cutting Edge. They just remade the Cutting Edge and called it the straight Heated Rivalry.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Nailed it.”
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ref who was literally less than 10 feet from the play and saw it in real time from the front didn’t call PI. But the guy at the back of the end zone 15 yards away behind all the action totally was sure it was PI too.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bro that was 8 years ago when they a) chose not to run out the clock, failed to stop the Rams drive for the game tying FG, throw an INT under the old rules of OT. The Saints had a half a dozen opportunities to win after that play and they choked every time. Stupid Refs.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love when a ref is staring at a play and just hallucinates a pass interference. It’s not even a basketball flop at speed through traffic, it’s a ref deciding he wants the Broncos to win.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m a fairly new footy fan from America, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how Wharfie Time is supposed to work. #AFLGF
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was mostly Aussie “yay sports” fans who will be rooting for Denver or whatever jersey they like the looks of next year.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He’s good for one game winning 80 yard touchdown a year. I’m cool with that.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Holy Spirit has a cock and balls. It’s just science, libtards.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
These are comic book movies. Serials. You engage with them the same way you would engage with comic books and they make zillions of dollars because people do enjoy it. Doesn’t make them bad, it’s just something you have no patience for like me with microtransactions or discontinuing physical discs.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ok. So… Watching certain movies ahead of Endgame to understand what’s happening = good because you like Endgame. Watching certain movies ahead of Dooomsday to understand what’s happening = bad because you do not want to like Doomsday. Got it.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Disney + didn’t exist at the time but it certainly would have made on of those lists for Endgame. But Marvel did create a whole reference guide for Endgame, which means you would have considered the movie bad. Or do you recommend going into Endgame cold? www.marvel.com/articles/mov...
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Your Marvel Guide to Marvel Studios' 'Avengers: Endgame'
Everything you need to know before seeing 'Avengers: Endgame' in theaters!
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve actually lived in Mississippi as someone who can pass for white and I know personally what it’s like to be treated differently based on that vs how you’re treated when they find out you’re not. I’m not scouring social media for my opinions. Now fuck off.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My dude, I’m just speaking to the general accusation that black artists had their music stolen from them by white artists. I understand that you are a gold medal Oppression Olympian but the perceived whiteness of ethnic Jews in the 60s vs today is a topic of a thread that isnt this one.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s Cleveland, Mississippi in 1953. Two black men in a Cadillac, Lieber and Stoller in a Cadillac. Who is getting pulled over?
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You’re a very angry person. Maybe social media isn’t for you.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why is that? Because she and her husband WROTE THE SONG. Thornton did not. The white dudes from Brooklyn who did were appropriately paid. Elvis always paid artists appropriately. Now your desire to put all artists through a terminaly on line morality test is a you thing. Congrats, I guess.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hound dog was written by two white dudes from the East Coast. There were 6 covers of Hound Dog recorded before Elvis did his version three years later. Being mad at Elvis for “stealing” Hound Dog is like being mad at Whitney Houston for stealing “I Will Always Love You” from Dolly Parton.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Most people are fucking 12 years old. They hear “Elvis stole black music” once and it becomes something that gets them mad for the rest of their lives.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
17 hours later. This is stalker behavior, dude. Move on.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weird, I must have hallucinated my making a funny comment and you devoting a full 24 hours on not caring nor defending about Lebron living in NY. Seems like troll behavior to me. Now go ahead, I know you have a compulsive need to get the last word in. The world must know how right you are!!!!!
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Arguing that LeBron isn’t a ring chaser is one thing. Arguing LeBron, with no connection to Philly has no intention of living in Philly, or even driving though Philly actually cares about Philly is some wild shit.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lebron James, famously lived in Philly for years and still cares about the community.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The guy born and raised in New Jersey gets a pass. But Philly can’t even fill their arena with their own fans during the playoffs. Now not even their best player cares about the community.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Lotta players live in Tarrytown where the practice facility is. Deuce lives in Chelsea. Hart lives Alvarado probably just sleeps on his mom’s plastic lined couch in Brooklyn after games. New York isn’t just one borough with tall buildings. It’s a whole region.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
LeCommute. www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3574175...
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Air Force Bron: LeBron Is Apparently Going To Live In NYC And Commute To Philly Everyday By Helicopter
Read more about Air Force Bron: LeBron Is Apparently Going To Live In NYC And Commute To Philly Everyday By Helicopter on https://www.barstoolsports.com/
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@eminencecunt.bsky.social I think you have a lawsuit on your hands linktr.ee/dunesical?ut...
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He’s a 70 year old filthy rich white man who lives in a gated compound in Beverly Hills. When the toughest thing in your life is how hard it is to get a bespoke solar power set up approved by the city you tend to lose touch with reality hard and fast.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kinda the same way people who have the stargazer app on their phone freak out over a comet or once in a lifetime meteor shower or total eclipse of the sun.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I love how you’re like Spock trying to understand our strange illogical human ways. But, it’s pretty logical for those casually interested in soccer to be obsessed with a global soccer tournament that only ever happens once in four years and was last hosted in the US thirty years ago.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lying about a topic entirely tangential and unrelated to why he was being investigated, a land deal in Arkansas that occurred 20 years prior, is what got him impeached. But they couldn’t get him on that or anything even remotely serious.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Regular NyQuil is green.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He cracked a couple of jokes before actively hurting people that matter to me. FOHz
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You’ve lived with it so long, maybe just try to pants it. Don’t worry if it’s any good from scene to scene, just vomit it out and make it an actual movie your second or third pass.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social Do your fucking job, man.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Whatever you desire
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Kim Basinger in L.A. Confidential
ALT: Kim Basinger in L.A. Confidential
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You could see the shadows of the battens going up and down on the video wall. Looks like one was being lowered in place and probably knocked something off. At first glance it looks like a big LED panel.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The statement? “I like lobsters!”
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Q-Anon: famously left wing lovers of Joe Biden.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bright side, this wasn’t the worst collapse in sports today.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rooting against the Knicks is like hating on the Bad News Bears. I mean, you’re free to do do, but why?
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Seth Meyers: Right?!
ALT: Seth Meyers: Right?!
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ewing was injured in 99. The Knicks had no business even getting to the finals
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Did you watch like 2 Knicks games in the 90s and then nothing else? Because you just describes what was called back then, “The NBA.”
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You severely underestimate the need for a lot of Hispanics to feel white.
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Orthopedic Surgeons be like
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Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
ALT: Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
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Jaime Robledo @roblizzle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I love when white people anoint themselves Latino experts because they read a lot of Internet.
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