✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 08/10/2026May the commutes be speedy and the slop bowl restaurants nearby be plentiful 🙌🙏🙏 020
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 03/10/2026I watched the original six Paranormal Activity movies this past week and the series ending was pretty disappointing. The ending completely contradicts the main character stories in Paranormal Activity 1 & 2, and also completely cancels out the story for the whole series with a time paradox??? 010
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 01/10/2026Lol we started doing "micro teams" at work as their latest buzzword implementation, but my overseas coworkers keep calling it "micro management" to all the higher ups 😂 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 22/09/2026I should stop buying peach herbal teas. It tastes like having strep throat 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 18/09/2026I kinda miss that time during 2022–2023 where the mask mandates were ending, but it was still socially acceptable to wear a mask to the grocery store and not get weird looks. I went like a year without getting sick at all 010
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 17/09/2026I find it weird that countries have different names in different languages. "Welcome to our country, we call it Nippon" and someone was like "fuck that, we're calling it Japan" 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 17/09/2026I have so many "nightmares" about panicking that I need to make lunch for school in the morning even though I've been out of highschool for like 16 years 😭 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 09/09/2026I *could* go to sleep right now, but where's the fun in that? I love staying up an hour later than I should on a worknight and feeling like crap in the morning 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 08/09/2026I thought the bagged popcorn in the chip aisle was supposed to be a fairly healthy alternative? Maybe I'm naïve or something but I wasn't expecting it to have sodium levels comparable to Doritos 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 08/09/2026I had a dream where I was helping teach 3rd grade and we were showing them "Stranger Things Candy Edition" where everything was replaced by candy and there were heavy spoilers for anyone who hadn't watched it. We also had all the desks covered in fruit Twizzlers and Christmas lights 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 05/09/2026Which Blu-ray should I watch tonight? 💿 Emperor's New Groove 💿 Your Name 💿 Kiki's Delivery Service 💿 Isle of Dogs 💿 Spirited Away 💿 Fifth Element 💿 Interstellar 💿 Super Mario Galaxy 001
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 01/09/2026Why does Amazon lie? "Your package will arrive today" but it's after 5pm and they haven't even shipped it 🙄 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 01/09/2026My favorite part is when you give up and start dumping stuff into reusable shopping bags at the end 🛍️ 100
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 31/08/2026As someone who hates seeing notification dots in apps, X is the absolute worst. There are always so many and they're always about giving them money or some irrelevant suggested post 🔵 010
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 27/08/2026B&H had a restock of some rare Fujifilm slide film today, Provia 100F, so I guess I got that going for me 🎞️📸 My housing situation still remains a mess 🏚️ 030
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 25/08/2026I was kinda excited for this to use as a matcha flavoring, but it's really gross in the matcha and I don't know what I was expecting. But I have to hand it to them, it smells like they liquified a super ripe banana 🍌 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 06/08/2026Why is Amazon so secretive in their emails now? "Shipped: one kitchen item 🤫😉" Like why can't they just say what it is anymore??? 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 02/08/2026I fucking hate Disney World. I was there with my friend for lunch and some guy saw me holding my film camera and told his friend I took a picture of him???? I didn't. Then his friend made it a point to take a picture of me even when I tried to move out of the way. Like WTF is wrong with people 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 31/07/2026My morning is starting off swell. I went to unmute myself during our standup meeting and I accidentally turned my camera on 😭🔫 At least the worst thing they saw was me in bed under the covers, and the meeting was with 5 people, but it was still so embarrassing 😳😣 010
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 30/07/2026I think I'm going to do some boy math for my next trip because if I book my flight in July, by the time I travel in September then the flight would be free and I'd just have to worry about the hotel 🏨 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 26/07/2026Not the guy posting AI pictures on Grommr complaining that his clothes don't fit. Like are you out of tokens? Just generate some more clothes 020
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 21/07/2026I walked by a cop at the Orlando Airport who was carrying a giant ass gun and sexting using voice to text on his phone???? 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 17/07/2026Why are they so hellbent on ruining Google Photos? The new update is horrible. Also I know you can turn it off, but I find it insulting that they try to get you to "enhance" your photos before sharing 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 15/07/2026I'm flying today and at security I asked for a hand check for my film, but then the X-ray tech saw I had a lead-lined pouch in my bag that was showing up as a shadow on the X-ray and the other agent was like "it's probably camera stuff" and they let my bag go through 😂 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 08/07/2026I feel like shit so I wanted to buy a COVID test and they're expensive now????? 000
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 07/07/2026Now that I have "adult money" my favorite thing to do is use as much instant film as I want. Growing up my parents would never want to buy Polaroid or i-Zone film so we had to save it for "special occasions" like when the Queen would come visit or something. But now it's freeing to shoot what I want 020
✨Rob✨ @robis.gay · 22/06/2026I'll blaze pictures of my dogs on Tumblr and sometimes Tumblr will "boost" the post on their own. Tumblr has spent an equivalent of $1,860 over the past year and a half to show pictures of my dogs to a running total of 629.9K users 🐶 000
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