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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Trump’s fake reason for the Canadian tariffs is because we’re bringing drugs over the US border. You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it? No, no that one. Not that one either. Insulin.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn. Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats. To keep shit from freezing I guess.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail. After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

While Canada takes most of what the Hungry Hungry Hypocrite says with a grain of salt and 5th of tequila, your threats of a northern takeover are irksome. It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations. But I have a solution for Genghis Don…

wildingout.substack.com

“Trump, Politely Fuck Off” — Sincerely, Canada

You can’t have Canada, this isn’t Monopoly

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Dear Trump, Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request. That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite. ~Sincerely, Canada

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I just heard the most epic insult—"Well, aren’t you just a waste of 2 billion years of evolution”.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Always keep people on their toes 😆

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

The average adult has sex 54 times per year. Based on that math—the last two weeks of this month are about to be wild for me. 😎

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

My old girl appreciates the new coat I got her. I tried to repurpose last year’s to fit over her ever-growing humpback…but it wasn’t working. Her badonkadonk didn’t fit in it.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Be proud of all you’ve accomplished, even if it’s not as much as you’d hoped. Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

😆😆 I need to do more motherfuckering these days.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Who’s gonna tell Walmart that their Christmas decoration looks like a unicorn’s butt plug?

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is marketing that would 100% work on me.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This would immediately be my most-used emoji.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Is there extra-slutty olive oil? That's the food lube I need in my life.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I love the cross-stitch community more and more each day 😆

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Yup, I relate to this face more and more every dang day. 😆

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Well, this joke aged perfectly. 😆

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Pft, who has the time for that many people?

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I'm still working on being UNFUCKWITHABLE, but I'm getting there. This is by far one of my most-read and most-loved articles.

wildingout.substack.com

The 11 Traits of Utterly Unfuckwithable People

Character-building advice from one abominable fuckwit to another.

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

‘What did you do last night Robin?’ “oh me? I went to pound land...it's over in pound town'

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Robin Wilding @robinwilding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

This is too accurate 😆. Nobody bats an eye naming them things like boobies, tits, woodcock—or my personal fav’s hoary puffleg, horned screamer, and satanic nightjar.