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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@harrymcnally.bsky.social Jack should be on your calendar today.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m now a qualified Detective.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Colin From Accounts…….who knew. 15 minutes in and you realise you’ve come across a banger.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nadine is pissed again asking us to disbelieve the evidence of our eyes and ears.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Substitute “amazed” for incredulous, disbelieving, jealous, dumbfounded and you’ll sort of be there. Then insert the phrase “how the fuck did you manage that “.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When did flavoursome drop out of the English language to be replaced by flavourful?……..urghhh.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can still taste my pie dinner from last night……it was bloody magnificent.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This information broadcast is from Gerry, the prolific meat eater. Other butchers are available.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When riding your mobility scooter home from its first trip to Liverpool, be sure to fully disengage the handbrake so you don’t think it’s fucked.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy kerplunk……..I made it to Liverpool on my mobility scooter for the first time. So people couldn’t get on the train. Not my fault.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thought I’d bought a small pack of about 10 ffs.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Proud…….
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no………what have you done Ted.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Miming twats.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This nauseating shite.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
National Anthem and they aren’t even playing…….the dickheads.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Scaffolding going up on the house at the back of us. Must have heard the word “lad” 6000 times.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tax, death and a loss in the semis…….only sure things in life.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Am I missing something, was Digne meant to have eyes in the back of his head.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If TOTP is anything to go by…….2000 is a terrible year.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why is Madison Square Garden round……..stupid Americans.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And this is why I don’t watch England.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you worked in the media and your boss said “Go and find me a Brexit supporter to interview” then you know you’re going to have to talk to a whopper that day.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Flip Flops…….never again you evil flappy bastards.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
No riots over those child murdering cunts I see.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bunch of foxes playing in the garden. They’re not arsed at all.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just had Italian Salami, Olives, Feta cheese and cracked pepper biscuits for tea……je suis Mediterranean.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yurrrssssss……
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@atw1062.bsky.social Bacon and cheese bap done on the George mate……..living the dream.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My world may be over. I think I’ve gone off chippy food. 3 weeks, 3 different dishes……all binned. My taste buds have changed.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s May……so I now have Ralph staring at me from the kitchen calendar. @harrymcnally.bsky.social
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m astonished that every news agency reporting on the rise of anti Semitic attacks doesn’t ask the question “why”? I’m sure the answers are complex and many, but surely it’s a question worth asking.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m watching University Challenge and perfecting my “I know this…..it’s on the tip of my tongue” look.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You can guarantee that if the suspect in Epsom turns out to be white then the protesters will just fuck off home.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Arrowe Park again…….ECG.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
How do you block a Strait that’s already blocked? “I’m stopping that boat “ “No…..I’m stopping that boat”
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Minus 6…….bloody bejesus.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just watched that SNL UK on catch up. An 8 year old could write and perform better comedy. We have conversations in the pub that are funnier and we are not that funny.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I leave you for 5 minutes……..
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I look frigging terrible. This is what I actually look like.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My popularity knows no bounds. I got one card for my birthday from my wife.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Starker is such a shithouse.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wine…..friend……homosex.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Plastic Finger
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Well Kevin The Carrot can fuck off.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’m having croquet potatoes with chicken for tea. That’s the post.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
ITV News kowtowing to Trump and calling the Department of Defence the Department of War.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Right…..that BFG can’t go for Christmas dinner. It’s a stupid concept. One massive turkey would be like a tiny bite for him…..Advertisers, do better.
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robintheship.bsky.social @robintheship.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Heinz Jalfreizi Beanz…….bloody hell.
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