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Robin Barber

@robindbarber.bsky.social
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Works in tech, perfect Gen X specimen, loves animals (...all of them). Always thinking about, talking about, or watching the TV show "Patriot." 📍outside PDX, but forever a Michigander

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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 20h
Keep talking, my guy
NYT poll from GBAO showing Mackenzie losing by 4%NYT Poll from Marshall showing MacKenzie losing by 5%
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright I went ahead and did the thing. I didn't include anything that is still running and will definitely second guess this later. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
My top 10 shows of the 21st century: Patriot on Amazon, Perpetual Grace LTD, Breaking Bad, The Office (UK), Fleabag, Deadwood, The Thick of It, Review, Hannibal, The Americans
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This post is so good.
You say "I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere. Fuck you. The end."

And if they keep with the questions about children's sports the answer is "Who gives a shit?"
(emphasis mine:)
"I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nailed it (weird a little because I've spent 1/3 of my life in DFW Texas)
"you talk most like someone from Michigan, about 59% of your answers match a typical resident"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Waze != Google? Anyway looks like they just removed the lake's name 🤔
Waze overview of the eastern great lakes showing no name for lake Ontario
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Sophomore year?) Robin energetically bursts out of Algebra II class, carrying a quart of orange juice, wearing mom jeans and a Walkman.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will graham's attempt to draw a clock on the TV show Hannibal. All the numbers and hands are off to the right and jumbled
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please, do not do this. #google #gemini #androidAuto #pleaseStop
"We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Newbs upthread, am I right? 🤣🤣
Fark account creation, so old it's not exactly sure when it was.
Text: 2000-10-11 (approx.) (25 years ago)
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Maybe the best opening paragraph I've ever read on this whole disastrous time, but the whole thing is worth it. Even if you're exhausted.
"If everyone in the United States weren't living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has always been right about everything when he is transparently a butterfingered dunce whose professional expertise more or less begins and ends at making cutting remarks from a safe distance and directing other people to file nuisance lawsuits on his behalf. If assessed from a sufficient remove, the spread between the opening proposition—the man who knows more about every subject than any expert without even having to study or even pay attention to any of it, because he is just that much of a natural talent—and the relentlessly oafish output is a great bit, if admittedly also a bit one-note..."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Luna, our (most) spoiled princess, practicing her best sprawl. Luna is a diluted torbie.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I loved him in The Wonder Years.
Robert Picardo as Cutlip in The Wonder Years, with a questionable rendering of the Female Reproductive System he drew on a chalkboard. He was the gym coach but had to teach reproductive health.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hilarious thought by @sarakatew.bsky.social in her excellent newsletter today
"Finally, a day when people can talk about Star Wars on the internet."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe he got the idea from Hitler, who wanted to build a bigger Arc as well according to this hilarious detail from the NYT's daily email last week (Michael is Michael Kimmelman, their architecture critic).
"Michael remembered another ambitious triumphal arch, also meant to outdo the Arc de Triomphe: the one that Adolf Hitler planned to raise in Berlin. It would have been more than 300 feet tall, covered with the names of the nearly two million Germans who died in World War I.

In 1941, construction began. The massive concrete cylinder at the monument’s base was so heavy that it sank into Berlin’s soft, sandy soil, and the project had to be abandoned unfinished. “The idea for the arch collapsed under the weight of its own megalomania,” Michael said."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Roy Schneider in Jaws on a boat saying "we're going to need a bigger nope"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A cat appearing to be working on a car that is on a jack. Caption says "Mechanic cat, seems legit"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The way my brain works:
1970 was 30 years ago
1980 was 20 years ago
1990 was 10 years ago
1995 was 10 years ago
2000 was 10 years ago
2010 was 10 years ago
2015 was 5 years ago
2017 never happened
2018 was 2 years ago
2019 was last year
2020 was also last year
2021 was a few months ago
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just a friendly reminder that there are usually other places you can go to get coffee. #starbucks
Starbucks ad for a collab with Mr Beast (text irrelevant)Starbucks ad for a collab with Khloe Kardashian (text irrelevant)
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Cowboy Mouth's "Are you with me?" album cover with a view of a jester from beneath a glass floor (I guess)
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Please resign, please.
Man in a backwards baseball cap giving traffic instructions, saying "basically you just go straight that way for a while until yoinfick all the way off"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Note to Equifax - the existence of your app does not qualify as an important update from a credit reporting agency.
Ridiculously emphasized text from an Equifax email subject: "Robin, Important Update from Equifax"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Tim and Sam from Detroiters at a bar. Tim says, "you know, the more I think about it, I don't think we can show a boob in a commercial." Sam has his head resting on his arms.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father's Day!
My Dad and I many years ago at Harbor Town Golf Links in South Carolina before we played the course. Rest in peace, Dad ❤️
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Jack Arnold and Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years, sharing some quality time on the couch
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Why aren't people having more babies? 🤔
Nyt daily email: "The [Trump] administration revoked a Biden-era requirement that hospitals provide emergency abortions to women whose health is in peril, including in states where abortion is restricted or banned."
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Byeeeee!
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I paid $3.99 for (regular) gas *at Costco* in SW Washington yesterday. #trumpDidThat
A sticker for sale on Amazon (in honor of the "Biden did this" stickers seen on gas pumps a couple years ago) where our president is pointing at something and saying "I did that"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has 3 friends.
John Lakeman from the TV Show Patriot with his 3 friends - Dennis, Birdbath, and Cool Rick (technically his brother). 4 middle-aged white men in a downtown area at night. John is about to throw something down the road.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
Magnificent orange cat asks to be excused, goes outside to the garden to scream
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
A Venn diagram where every circle intersects and varieties of the phrase "what the fuck" is in every circle
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Gray cat appreciation thread!
Malcolm, our ridiculously attractive gray cat, all folded up on my desk
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A gray cat, too large for the box the hardware came in, refusing to budge in protest.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
quote post with the real you
a hyper-excited middle-aged pale white woman shows off her latest find at Costco, "Good" brand cottage cheese.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Michael Dorman, Michael Chernus, and Terry O'Quinn in suits as their characters from the Amazon show "Patriot"
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Also don't sleep on Perpetual Grace LTD (which somehow even fewer people saw). A lot of crossover in cast and other talent!
Hana Mae Lee plays Scottie, she is alone walking down a suburban street in a beautiful white gownBen Kingsley  and Jimmi Simpson. Ben is wearing a denim jacket and a hat. Jimmi has a flannel shirt with a jacket over it.New Leaf, played by Chris Conrad, wearing an atheltic jacket, mullet, and tinted glasses.Terry O'Quinn as a Texas Ranger looking for the main protagonist. He is wearing a full beard and a black hat and suit.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Introduce yourself with 4 video games.
Ms pac man, level 8. Shows the titular character being chased by 4 ghosts as she tries to eat the dots Super Mario World for SNES, Mario is inactive. Lots of coins nearby Eugene from Whacked! wearing a propeller hat - On Xbox Untitled goose game - an annoyed goose honking and chasing a kid
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I think this is maybe part of it...
Tom Nichols on Tw*tter: If you want to understand what's happening, forget about "the economy" and immigration and all that. This is happening all over the world, among people who think that others are *unjustly* living better than they are - even while they themselves are living well.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
How can anyone sleep at a time like this?
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Legit curious if this has ever worked for anyone. @avis
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Just saw this collectible card at an estate auction (rural Fort Worth). Why are they so weird?
Trump (for some reason) stylized as Captain America compete with muscled figure and the shield on a holographic card.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Can you use the drop down to just see what/who you're following in Instagram?
Instagram's hidden drop down menu shows the option to just see accounts you're actually following (what a concept).
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
If you insist!
Lyra (torbie cat) and Malcolm (gray cat) looking super innocent in their cat trees after some shenanigans. Our chaotic bookshelf is in the background.
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
No spoilers but I literally got light-headed from the "Famous Hair" category on #TheFloor , good lord
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Business idea: A service that helps you get quotes for homeowners insurance every year when you see this: Thanks @WeAreFarmers (perfect credit, no claims, 3 year old home, no floods or hurricanes here)
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Wow! #thedailyshowwithjonstewart We're so excited to see @jonstewart in the seat again 👏🏻
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Happy new @garytaubes book day! Does Diabetes Therapy Need a (Serious) Course Correction? open.substack.com/pub/unsettledscie…
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
👀
Man watching out of a hunting blind with binoculars
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Jesus Christ, Matthew Perry? I adored him in The Whole Nine Yards and so much of his dialog is basically running endlessly in my head. RIP. #thewholenineyards
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, please share a Far Side that you love.
A man is wearing a device that decides what dogs say. The dogs are just yelling "hey" in various frequencies.
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