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@robindani.bsky.social
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Bird. Church lady. Alpaca enjoyer. Knitting, probably.

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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 9h
Now it has trapezoids and wedges.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 10h
Let’s go cats baby love the cats
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 13h
MARSHMALLOW BOYS
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 19h
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 21h
Spent 4 minutes looking at it perplexed
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 23h
They are either white or pink but no one can tell because of the cam quality lol.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spend like… hours watching phone recordings of bts concerts. Like HOURS. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently no one in the entire city of Bogota can HOLD A PHONE STEADY GOOD GRAVY fan cams are a fucking mess and there ARE NEW OUTFITS AND HOBI IS BLONDE
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now it has wedges AND triangles
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
KNITTING FOR OLIVE SOLD TO PRIVATE EQUITY. NOTHING IS SACRED. THE WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MKAL UPDATE!!! If you don’t want to be spoiled for the westknits MKAL look away!!! How stinking cute is this so far?!?!? 🥹🥹🥹
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the bumbles choosing to die on my celosia is kind of lovely. Happy to have served you beautiful bees.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most idiotic argument I’ve ever seen made about politics?
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway I’m exhausted. Being in the hospital even when it’s not scary and you’re not even doing anything is fucking exhausting. My brain hurts.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turns out if a stroke victim shakes their head no that they don’t want to go to the hospital EMTs will simply say “well nothing we can do about it. Can’t take him or it would be kidnapping”
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay so can finally talk about this. My friend had a stroke last Monday and it’s been a fucking shit show ever sense. ER nurses and doctors= good. Cops and EMTs= negligent and bad.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I 100% believe yoongi is married and that’s why the lads cackle so hard every time someone says yoongi marry me
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MIRANDA LAMBERT IS A WRITER ON IT JOSE
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is bait specifically for me.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baby Army: all these men are gay and dating each other Teen army: all of these men are straight and sleeping with army Grownup army: all of these men are straight and are married and we will find out in a decade
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genuinely appreciating everyone realizing how fucking hideous TN orange is today. youtu.be/Vt2BAfhUHX0?...
youtu.be
I Hate Tennessee
YouTube video by blwright
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Puke inside of a pumpkin orange. Not that orange you can sit with.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Snacks are out of control.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know these words.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(This is not about my mom bc we’d have a ball alone for four days in a place with cable)
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes it’s scary. Yes it’s a maze. Yes it’s kinda gross. It doesn’t matter. Imagine being ALONE in that place. Or worse! With your mom for 4 days alone in that place.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey just like a heads up if you have a friend in the hospital don’t be a shit head just go visit them.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a fucking OG swiftie and I just.:: I can’t anymore.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are generally heathens these days, it’s true.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take is that it’s generally rude to enjoy a nice drink when everyone else didn’t get a nice drink so if you come with iced coffees for the whole interview committee it’s fine.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It sucks so bad
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep. Never misses.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bout to head out for another day of watching neurology department nurses treat adults like children. It’s..: truly bizarre. Just like… treat patients like adults? Even if they are a little confused?
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a fade. Perfection.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heck yeah. Do you have any Tiffany Aching?
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But then she wouldn’t be a fun, quirky mom™️
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clearer vision.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a spider web.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you have not heard this song you should! It’s pretty delightful.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still love senses fail tho. It’s my internalized misogyny I am sure.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah. That was weird, Buddy.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have hugged more strangers and folks I’ve never hugged before in the past 24 hours than the past couple years. People are good. Loving our friends and family is good.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going through a difficult situation that I cannot talk about because it’s not about me at all but man. Life. Comes at ya fast. But is good when you notice how much love there is for you and for those you care about.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me 😔
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you for your prayers. They were answered in the part that is most important.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Add an intention here specifically for police to show up and do their jobs?
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey if you are inclined can you please pray for an urgent intention?
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So far slacking but have watched The Gift (3.5/5) and currently watching Deep Impact which sort of doesn’t fit the theme but is in the thriller section on paramount+ so it is legal.
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Bird @robindani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am..: not sure that’s true?
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