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Rob Hemmings

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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Sloth would do a better job
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Sloth from The Goonies shouts 'Hey You Guys!'
ALT: Sloth from The Goonies shouts 'Hey You Guys!'
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good lad 👍♥️
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably not unless he had a specific terrorism clause in his insurance
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if hate-goblin Pochin will be happy to step up and help the poor sod whose van that is to get a claim on his insurance, as this is an act of terrorism it most likely won't be covered
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Justin @jlentini09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TRUTH.
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Psychopaths 🤬
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like a Fortnite season 2 lobby
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or a thousand pineapples... Upside down pineapples
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frog faced tw@t 🤬
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds a bit like GB 'News' here in the UK... a far right echo chamber of toxic BS that the Gammon (our form of Maga) lap up, believing every single word
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brilliant 👌😆
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And here is another pig's eye
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
~£2.00 / litre here thanks to the tangerine twat
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I for one would love to.. I have an old diesel van for work and a petrol family car.... Never in a million years would I be able to afford to replace them with EV equivalents 🫤
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In UK, my local BP is charging £1.99 / litre for diesel (about the same as yours in €), thanks to that tangerine twat 🤬 ... I would normally fill my van right up, but for now I'm sticking to half a tank, and putting off all jobs over 10 miles away
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wah wah 😭 milkshake
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Wawa Milkshake Heather
ALT: Wawa Milkshake Heather
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Farridge is a despicable P.O.S
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Terrible maths 🥴... I meant 240million Leeanderthals @30p each
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You could get 21.6 million Lee Andersons (Just one Leeanderthal is bad enough)
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karenvantrieste.bsky.social @karenvantrieste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And, everyone watch it on YouTube and share the link!
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Black skirts ... Some of them have black bras too (for their ample boobies)
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PROCTOR!!!!!
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The second I read this, I could hear that opening bar of music 🎶🎵
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Justin @jlentini09.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know this would be him if it ever happened.
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are wimmin ?
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing that a whole can of pepper spray wouldn't sort out
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sewage braverman can stick that idea where the sun doesn't shine 🖕
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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was...
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Would it be wrong to get a snowplough and have a game of skittles?? 🤔
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What an absolutely pathetic cunch of bunts!!!
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Definitely a Sith... Darth Insidious
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
.....And I wonder how many gallons of piss it could hold 🤔 .... Just a thought
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whatever happened to Bojo's water cannon??? 🤔
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not a lot going on behind those glazed peepers
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sounds like he has plenty of fucks to give now 👍
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What do the police have to say about this? Do they beg to differ? 🤔
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Sun isn't even useful for wiping your backside on 💩
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where it came from - gullible knuckle draggers Where it went - up his nose
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Surely there is something in the Hippocratic oath that should prevent confidential information being passed on 🤔
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What an absolute 🔔🔚
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who are the 1% then??? If they have done worse than the tangerine toddler, they must be really terrible 😯
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've vaguely heard of Dhar Man, but that's it. 🤔
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I learned the great lakes with the mnemonic "Some Monkeys Hate Eating Oranges"... Will have to change the "Oranges" to "A$$" I guess
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Rob Hemmings @robhem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Politicians, leaders and oligarchs start all this shite... Let them finish it between themselves. Not use our kids as sandbags!
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Great piece www.lbc.co.uk/article/midd...
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Who gets to be a victim? The tragedy in Middlesbrough exposes the politics of selective outrage | LBC
It’s been three days since seven people died in a horrific car crash in Middlesbrough - two of them serving police officers.
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