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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙

@robfreemanfluff.bsky.social
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Marinated in evil. He/him. #BWithTheT

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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 22h
If you got nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach HELLO WEA-A!
pepto bismol diarrhea man
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steve McClaren at the press conference while managing FC Twente, where he spoke in English with a broad Dutch accent   

He had been working in Enschede for less than two months.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like an older version of this guy
Vein guy meme, aka Trying to Hold a Fart Next to a Cute Girl in Class guy
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul Darrow as Avon Kerr
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The suspense…
TLDR: FlightRadar24 webpage showing today’s flights into Portland International Airport having one flight cancelled today. (Highlighted)

Full text:


flightradar24
Portland International
Airport Arrivals
PDX
KPDX


Track real-time arrivals at Portland International Airport including the runway used, average delay and the number of cancelations.

Local time 4:32 PM

AVERAGE DELAY
5 min
DISRUPTION INDEX
 0.4 →
DELAYED Today v
 16(5%)
CANCELED Today V
 1(0%)
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this.
Sweep on his bone car.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
A participant in the Channel Four documentary “Dogging Tales”. He is wearing a blue t shirt. 

Oh, and a bird mask over his face to obscure his identity. Nobody will recognise him now. Unless they’re able to identify the large tattoo on his left forearm.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, I wondered what I was looking for in the world’s most carefully put together wordsearch.
A 4x4 Wordsearch laid out as follows:

ALAN
LNLA
ALAL
NALA
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We read what you said, and understood it. You said that it your toxicity rating, “enjoy the camps” wouldn’t be classed as toxic, whereas profanity is. If everyone misunderstood what you were saying, then maybe communication isn’t your thing.
Tweet from Dawn Foster

The Poisonous Euros Atmosph... 
@DawnHFoster

Reminder that 'the kinder, gentler politics' is about ending social murder & inequality, not saying please and thank you on Twitter dot com.


11:10 • 13 Jul 17 - Twitter Web Client
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s got the same energy and credibility as this
The cadaver of Mitch McConnell holding up an AI generated version of a newspaper.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now hearing that Mouse Rat have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Mouse Rat from Parks and Recreation
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Choose jif?
Jif lemon
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Am I the only one to notice the happy finish in the bedroom?
One of the bedrooms in the house for sale. There is a bed on the right hand side with a white duvet and a purple throw. 

On the far wall there is a cupboard, and the only item on top of the cupboard is a box of Finish branded dishwasher salt.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t forget the happy finish in the bedroom.
One of the bedrooms in the house for sale. There is a bed on the right hand side with a white duvet and a purple throw. 

On the far wall there is a cupboard, and the only item on top of the cupboard is a box of Finish branded dishwasher salt.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, we can’t even decide what these are called. Move ten miles and they have a completely different name!
A bowl with a striped napkin, with a number of bread rolls/cobs/batches/barmcakes/buns/baps/stotties/teacakes/whatever.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The grim reaper playing a grab machine meme.
The front of the grab machine has the logo from Home Alone 2:
Lost In New York, and the text is:
CATHERINE O'HARA?
BRENDA FRICKER?
TIM CURRY?
IS DONALD TRUMP EVEN IN THIS THING?
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Again.
The grim reaper playing a grab machine meme. 

The front of the grab machine has the logo from Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, and the text is:

CATHERINE O'HARA?
BRENDA FRICKER?
TIM CURRY?
 
IS DONALD TRUMP EVEN IN THIS THING?
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The adult cast of the 1987 TV comedy Hardwicke House. From left to right: Gavin Richards, Duncan Preston, Granville Saxton (me neither), (presumably) Roger Sloan , Roy Kinnear, Pam Ferris, Tony Haygarth, Nick Wilton.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah, and I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with Belle’s of St Trinians. Ohhh
While it may not be a familiar sight amongst today's education establishments, it is one retired actress Lorna Henderson knows well.

She played Princess Fatima, a sheik's daughter sent to an English boarding school, in the 1954 Belles of St Trinian's Film starring Alastair Sim and Joyce Grenfell.

She had to be blacked up for the role, which saw her at the centre of a film classic that created the blueprint for all future naughty school girls.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dogpool Lane in Birmingham gets the same treatment.
Photo of the Dogpool Lane street sign in Birmingham with the first L tipp-exed out to read Dogpoo Lane. 

Photo taken from Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ell-r-brown/8843055912
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2023 Eurovision entry for Austria, Teya & Salena performing their track ‘Who The Hell Is Edgar?’ which is about the lack of money artists get per stream. The screen behind them has the number 0.003, which is how much most artists receive per stream from Spotify.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not good, but I’m sure as a psychiatrist Max Pemberton will take the subject seriously. Oh.
From Wikipedia:

Max Pemberton is a British medical doctor, journalist and author.!'] He works full-time as a psychiatrist in the National Health Service (NHS)." He is a weekly columnist for the Daily Mail, writing comment on news events concerning culture, social and ethical issues, the politics of health care and the NHS. 21 Before his move to the Daily Mail, he was a columnist for the Daily Telegraph. 3) He also writes a monthly column for Reader's Digest and is a regular contributor to The Spectator. He is the editor of Spectator Health, a quarterly supplement from The Spectator. 4]
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A road, with a sign saying “SIGN NOT IN USE” in white text on a red sign.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yikes, brings a different dimension to the lyrics of Panic, which that interview was part of the promotion for. The T shirt they put out at the time had the image of Radio DJ Stevie Wright.
Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music they constantly play
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“I’m enjoying my bread again!”
Pepto Bismol diarrhoea man.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who are empowering them? Would that be the Labour Party soft launching Reform’s policies for them? What has that done for their approval rating?
Labour’s “Controls on immigration” mug, which helped them win the 2015 General Election.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#ENGARG
Two England fans who are clearly twats, dressed as crusaders, looking very sad.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No.
Hot with a Chance of a Late Storm. A sculpture of a melting ice cream van created by The Glue Society in 2006.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
BRITISH
VIRGIN ISLANDS

THE NOEL LLOYD
POSITIVE ACTION MOVEMENT PARK

WELCOME
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Always be careful how you hold your flag #EspBel
Spanish fans celebrating their win over Belgium. One of the flags is a Spanish flag with writing on it, but only the word ANAL is visible.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And here it is, the ref’s view of the catastrofuck goal. #UsaBel
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“And Danny Murphy’s cat Bob, who did not die” #ESPAUT
Gonzo from The Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the “And Tiny Tim, who did not die”
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Art.
Statue of Medusa
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration Break #EngDRC
A TV close up of two twats dressed as World War Two airmen looking very pissed off as England have gone 4-1 down to Germany. 

The “Hydration Break” logo has been crudely photoshopped in the bottom left hand corner.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Art.
A double image of the Anthony Joshua v rancid influencer Jake Paul fight. 

1) Joshua with a smirk on his face because he knows he’s about to fuck Paul up. 

2) Paul, in the same moment, looking like a gerbil cornered by a lion. He’s the most scared a human can be.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This you?
The ironically named “Thoughtwelldeep” licking the boots of capitalism.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"in conclusion, the World Cup is a land of contrasts"
The Paraguayans celebrating their victory over Germany, while a (presumably) German guy wearing a Michael Ballack shirt films their celebrations (circled).
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can we have Zion Suzuki’s reaction to his save?
Zion Suzuki with his jaw virtually on the floor.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh god. Bought with my own money?
ALVIN STARDUST
I WON'T RUN AWAY
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That will explain why he used the Corbyn slogan at the end of his post yesterday. The Streeting “tack left” tactic.
Darren Jones MP O @darrenpjones.bsky.social
Joined Aug '24
Toilet (Sharted too hard)
I was proud to stand on Downing Street with the Prime Minister this morning.
And I'm proud of the Britain that this Labour government is working to deliver - a country where power, wealth and opportunity is shared amongst the many and not the few.
10:26 AM • Jun 22, 2026
Everybody can reply
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
France v Iraq latest
A still of an empty pitch at Philadelphia with the score 1-0 to France with the “HYDRATION BREAK” logo crudely photoshopped on the top.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you not do Ben Old’s wardrobe malfunction during Mo Salah’s goal?
New Zealand’s Ben Old bent over looking at his short, where he has a massive rip in his shorts. He appears to be wearing black underpants. That, or his crotch is a portal to another world.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Darren! You might want to delete those last few words before Mandelson and McSweeney see it, and consign you to the backbenches!
Jeremy Corbyn with the Labour slogan used during his leadership. It says “For The Many Not The Few”
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No obvious blunders.
Keir Starmer and his personal choice for ambassador to the US and close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Peter Mandelson
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Because they hate vulnerable minorities, because they’re bigots and eugenicists. Starmer literally said that he’d made Labour “a party that once again stood proudly with God”.
We proved those people wrong because we changed our party, ripping out the poison of antisemitism, restoring trust on the economy, defence and national security, and becoming a party that once again stood proudly with God against our national flag.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A can of fizzy Vimto, with the World Cup “Hydration Break” logo in the bottom left hand corner.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sam Allardyce with his pint of wine, labelled with the HYDRATION BREAK graphic.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We’ve come a long way since this.
British Phonographic Industry anti-piracy advert from 1981:

HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC

(Image of a cassette tape above a skull and cross bones, in a Jolly Roger style)

AND IT'S ILLEGAL
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He’s got a variety of faces he pulls. This is his “I’m a statesman” face. Like he’s convincing anyone.
Donald Trump pulling an unconvincing statesman face.
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Rob Freeman 🩷💜💙 @robfreemanfluff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hydration break #EngCro
Sam Allardyce with his pint of wine, labelled with the HYDRATION BREAK graphic.
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