Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 2hWell now, hold on there. To be fair, some of them are eating us. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You have got to be setting up a vampire joke. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a feeling all he sees is shadow. 001
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder what hitler would’ve named his TV channel. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In Europe, when you buy a AI, there’s a really gruesome picture or a rotted, diseased brain right on the front of the box. 0100
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Jesus Hoover Christ can you *imagine* the stench inside that catering cart? As I understand it they’re made of metal, and shouldn’t be structurally compromised by something like a foul odor, yet I can’t help imaging the thing buckling like a cardboard box left out in a rainstorm. 110
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026And under this admin, how long until we’re dealing with Surgeon General Doom? 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Perhaps a person with the surname ‘Doom’ should not be allowed to become a doctor. Because c’mon, what’s he going to specialize in? Anything good? Doubtful. 100
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m sorry but this is not accurate. “Kraft werk” actually comes from the rare Austro-Bavarian dialect Vorarlbergerisch and translates to “rolling stones”. 010
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Maybe he had to use a leash to keep the gates closed because the latch was broken. 121
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It was J. J. Abram’s idea to cut Felicity’s hair. He needs to be stopped. 001
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Look at that meatball. What are they going to do when the only cohort left to disparage is simple-minded bigots? 020
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Through sheer will he has managed to retain his earthy existence as a shouting cloud of vaporous blood. 010
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I suppose, but I prefer to make them into a tea. Tastes faintly of cheeseburgers. 121
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yes, specifically for you, @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com 110
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Representative democracy was never meant to be the final form of our electoral system. It was intended as a stop gap until the technology arose to allow for pure democracy. That technology was invented in the sixties and opened up to the general public in 1993. You’re using it right now. 011
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tom looks like Sean Penn’s character trying to dress like Johnny Depp’s character. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I much preferred the sequel, Sea of Troubles. 010
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026An AI slop pic really is the perfect representation of the state of this country right now. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Clove essential oil. They hate it. I mix it with lavender. Works like a charm. Smells pretty good. 110
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Stop… and gimme that Far Side collection. 110
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Well, yes, things look bad for him now, but on the other hand they’re about to get a whole Hell of a lot worse. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s illegal to follow an illegal order. Soldiers do have autonomy. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love the sentiment, but I fear the Venn diagram of low-to-mid-level capitalists and hopelessly brainwashed ass kissers is a circle. 120
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026On the verge of cinema literacy? Oh hon, I believe we have already arrived at actual, literal illiteracy. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Your team won so you get to trash a park or set a car on fire? That guy has the other team’s jersey on so he should be beaten? It’s like a fascism recital, good little fans being taught how to hate and other people. To what end? A pay day for a few of millionaires and their billionaire owners. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Some hopes we hold in our hearts so long they become a part of us, and so when they finally acome true it is like a part of us has died. 010
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Not even standing up to speak anymore? Maybe it’s to make him a smaller target for all of the definitely not-fake assassins and not because his ankles look like rotten mangoes. 000
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I wonder if he has to wear that thing on his head whenever he’s working or if it was just for the picture. 020
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 05/06/2026AI’s impact… will surpass that… of computers. Ok, but what will this new AI run on? 111
Grandma & Robey Baloney @robeyclark.bsky.social · 05/06/2026We’d all be able to party on instead of dealing with all this non-triumphant bullshit. It’d be most tranquil. 000
