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Robert West

@robertwest.bsky.social
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He/She/They nonbinary man. Alphabet mafia Don, author, wrestling nerd, and all around strange dude. 38 . . . !!MINORS DNI!! 18+ only!

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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just gonna leave this here.
picture of Friar Richard Rohr with the quote "Jesus never said worship me, but he often said follow me." In white lettering.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Marge Simpson holding a potato with both the anarchist and communist symbols on it, the caption reading I just think they're both neat.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A picture of Mickey mouse with the words say Drake at the bottom
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
CW: grooming, pedophilia . . . . . . This was the title of the now deleted post that I called out. When I reported it to Reddit they decided it didn't violate their standards. I wonder who they're protecting and why.
The title of a reddit post reading converted daughter into bnwo and bbc
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A tweet from Elon musk that reads, um, it is not based to kill a CEO. Follow by an image from starship troopers of a soldier touching a giant monster and saying it's afraid
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hell yeah. I rule.
An image of my top Spotify artists for the year.  Number one, Sage Francis. Number two, kung fu vampire. Number three, the spin doctors.  Number four, choking victim. Number five, barenaked Ladies
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Blue Sky is a real Matthew Lesko chamber
An image of Matthew Lesko sitting in an office chair, wearing a blue suit covered in white question marks.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Happy Anita Bryant getting hit with a pie day!
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Yeah that's not what I'm using that for.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
You rang?
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Good to know I'm probably just regular sick
A negative COVID test
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Do armadillos count? I love them but they're weird little guys.
A brown screaming hairy armadillo standing in the sand with a rock behind it.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Rest in peace Marty Krofft 😞💚💚💚
Marty Krofft standing next to the puppet character he created, HR Puffnstuff. Puffnstuff is large and yellow, with orange hair and green bags under his eyes.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
A picture of me wearing incredibly theatrical, sparkly eye shadow
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Ok so I love Jim Henson and Mr. Rogers as much as anybody, but we need to start showing some love to this queen.
A smiling woman with short, curly red hair (Shari Lewis) holding a lamb shaped puppet. (Lamb chop)
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I think headbands are a good look for me. Also, bring back hair metal 🤘🤘
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Y'all I found the best one!
A white semi truck with the name of the company, trans wood logistics, on the door
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
White text on a black background that reads God, your voice. I don't think you'll ever understand what your voice does to me.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Thrifted a new outfit for Batboy the musical, and I don't mind telling you I looked cute as fuck. 😘😘
Me posing in front of a background that says welcome to the arts asylum. I'm wearing a pink butterfly headband, a pink button down loose over a blue tank top, and a floral white and pink skirt
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Ok. Spooky season can officially start.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Help me get to 100 so I can finish!
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Reskeet with a meme!
A picture of Jesus blessing a woman with red white and blue light. Top text: Jesus stop projecting the French flag on

Bottom text: that girl she doesn't want to be French Jesus stop
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Reskeet with your mental state.
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day saying Well it's another shitty day in America again.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I don't have anything to say. I'm just standing because I'm holding in a poop.
A Norman Rockwell painting of A man standing to speak in a crowd.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
reskeet with a character you want to have the energy of
Marshall Erickson from how I met your mother. hugging a pillow and smiling
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
show me a favorite meme
A girl transforming into a cheetah with the words I am done with self care. It is time for others harm
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Quote skeet with your lock screen This is a lie. A lot of mornings, that's exactly what I wake up to do.
A lock screen with the words you did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Aww what the hell. Bringing back this classic for tummy Tuesday.
A pic of my deliciously fuzzy tummy
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
This is it. This is the one.
Knuckles with the words Butt Carb tattooed on them.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
rs with a banger photo of you
A picture of me giving the camera an absolutely smoldering look.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
A sign that used to say swimming pool, but has been vandalized to say swim in poo
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
A light blue background with the words I hate you in big script, and the words in Spanish underneath.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Eric Andre saying why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Posting Hogg
Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
With great elation, you ungrateful shit.
A burger with a big mane of melted cheese around the outside
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
An image of a man yelling with text that says the twelve best times people yelled no in a movie
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
This is still the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
A tweet with an article titled your baby's diarrhea, with the reply saying no, yours is.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
A sign that said swimming pool, but it's been vandalized to say swim in poo
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Enbies in sunglasses
Me wearing a pair of melting heart sunglasses
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
This is what it's like dating me
Pictures of Fred Durst, Sabu, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall surrounded by flowers, butterflies, and the words I don't care about anything except nu metal and professional wrestling.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
A swimming pool street sign that's been vandalized to say swim in poo
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
CM Punk standing next to Vince McMahon yelling apologize.
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Robert West @robertwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
CM Punk holding a mic in front of Vince McMahon yelling apologize.
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