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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 15h

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm going to start a drive-through prostitution chain called "Pay at the Pump." No need to thank me.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The Mando movie is solid. It suffers from the same problem as most movies based on TV shows in that it feels like several episodes of the show stitched together. It's not trying to be epic, either. Just a simple, fun adventure. .

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I have an addictive personality but I never got gambling. To me it all sounds like "we got 14 over 64 on the afternoon flip, and dog anuses are starred. Who's gonna write this afterwash?"

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

God damned he's good at lyrics. And you can swallow Or you can spit You can throw it up Or choke on it And you can dream So dream out loud And don't let the bastards Grind you down

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Going back through season 8 of Rick and Morty. 8x3 is genius. The climax while Tori Amos plays is gold. Eat me.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I have a zombie trilogy that did okay at the time but I think deserve more attention. I've considered "updating" it mainly by turning the flip phones to modern smart phones. It still works. Thoughts?

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I hear people say "serpentine" all the time. I think of that all the time because of an 80s movie called the In-Laws. But I really doubt young people are referencing a deep-cut 80s comedy with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin. 1/2

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill lives rent free in my head. God damn.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I can't escape the feeling that we are being set up to think those older and those younger than us are stupid. 1/2

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Have some good, sweaty Spanish rock up your butts. youtu.be/ZUsjRLMigmg

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BALA - Omertá

YouTube video by Matapadre

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Something about AI that no one seems to question is the idea that AI bots would necessarily be on the same side. Imagine Claude, Gemini and Grok all fighting over the value of humanity. That feels more realistic than Skynet.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

David Ellison looks like he strangles infants just to feel something.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Also, I will fight you idiots over "Miami." Big girl with a sweet tooth Watches skinny girl in the photo shoot Freshman, squeaky clean She tastes ... of chlorine. The menace and ickiness in that line and delivery.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

So. Finally listened to American Obituary. It's good. Almost very good. But to everyone shitting their pants over it: They've been producing stuff this good since like 2015. You weren't listening because of the internet.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

One of the best episodes of Season 8 of Rick and Morty is when Beth and clone Beth get de-aged and are absolute psychopaths. Some kind soul made a loop of one moment for you guys to sleep to. Relaxing. youtu.be/3w3lEeYvV1k

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Little girls screeching happily for one hour.

YouTube video by Tsunami

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

So much of the NYT crossword is learning what bullshit clues they use for what bullshit words.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'm going to become an influencer. Buy me a pizza. Or I'll break your arms. In front of your parents. Am I doing this right?

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

New conspiracy theory: Calling anything that's properly written and formatted "ai slop" is a psy-op to make everybody stupid.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Also, and you guys aren't going to like this. Most of our existence, and I've been alive for 4 decades now, is raping the environment. AI is a drop in the bucket. Unless you want to Walden yourself, you need to deal with it.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Everyone saying to not be distracted by the Obama quote ... bitch I can keep dozens of horrible or weird shit in my head at once. Been doing it my whole life.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Did... Did Obama just say aliens are real? This is crazy. This doesn't read like "I think they are" or "I believe so.." >"Are aliens real?"

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

More like ASSteroids, am I right?? . Oh.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Esoteric philosopher Terrence McKenna argued that time was literally speeding up and that things would become weirder and weirder until they finally became so weird it would be impossible to ignore. If I understand right, he started saying this in the 80s.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

It blows my flippin mind that people think hair dye and piercings were invented in 2016 by Kathleen Kennedy or something.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

No one ever asks who Fred said "right" too.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

music.youtube.com/watch?v=jsbf... You idiots need some real shit. These two take real blues shit and make it modern. Sometimes. Don't you hem and haw.

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Sometimes

YouTube video by Larkin Poe - Topic

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I want women who push back. I hate mousey dipshits

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

They want you to be Jesus They'll go down on one knee. But they'll want their money back If you're alive at 33

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

One thing I love about the Wachowskis Speed Racer movie is that, because it's the Wachowskis, it stops dead so The villain can pontificate about corruption in the racing industry. Chefs kiss dot jpeg.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

OMG you guys, do NOT do the Bloody Mary mirror thing in a Baby Gap. She FREAKS out when she shows up.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?... This is the guy to watch if you want to see top quality games. youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...

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GERMAN SIMULATOR SLOP from Steam

YouTube video by qzeqLIVE

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I wasn't sure about a Jimmy Olsen series but learning that it's a "true crime" mockumentary show sounds pretty cool

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Why does no one get that the finishing move for Superman against Engineer and Ultraman is to fall? That he can handle falling where they can't. Jesus fuck it may as well be painted in neon

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Check out this cow trying to E.T. away from being beef jerky.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Glenn Howerton deserves an Emmy for this moment in the most recent season of Always Sunny (!). Dennis has worked his face and presentation to this point for you. Just like him. He is palatable and good. He NEEDS this of you. youtube.com/watch?v=mJn3...

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Dennis Appeals to the Focus Group (Dennis' Monologue) - Scene | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

YouTube video by FX Networks

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

The guy directing season 2 of Peacemaker has a more, I don't know, relaxed style than Gunn. I think it fits the more character-study vibe of this year so far.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

So, Peacemaker season 2 episode 1 is awesome. I assumed the parallel universe thing was going to explain canon tweaks, but apparently not. Unless it will later. I expect mind-fuckery from @jamesgunn.bsky.social

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The sub-genre of Dark Lo-Fi is under appreciated. So appreciate it right now or I will come to your house and stare at you from across the street. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67k...

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Dated - Broken Lampshade [Dark Lofi Hip Hop]

YouTube video by Ill-Advised Records

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Hot take: The first season of Red Dwarf was the best and you can take that to the bank, and be turned away because hot takes aren't money.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

These women are freaking me out a little.

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

If I was allowed, I'd burn it all down, yeah nothing would survive. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdUz...

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The Negative Zone

YouTube video by Zombina and the Skeletones - Topic

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Also, laughy face guys with your like 4 takes you keep repeating, no one cares. People like it or even love it. It's a hit. The studio is happy. It exceeded their expectations. This is the DCU going forward. Seethe all you want. No one cares. Pic related. #superman

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Are we all just sitting exhausted and alone in our little boxes imagining we are the only ones? And if so, what is happening?

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Robert R Best @robertrbest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

In hindsight, Anne Heche was treated abominably by the media, but she was a .... complicated woman. I'm just saying, I can see her posting from beyond the veil just to say "you know what, fuck K. D. Lang."

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