Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gavin Williams is unconscious. He has 5 strikeouts in just 2 innings. It's going to be a long day for the White Sox 🔥 #KKKKK #GuardsBall 9211
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026First pitch is NOW. Lock in. #GuardsBall 1182
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you missed the Guardians game, here's a full recap 5479
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Week 4 Browns Beat Reporter Power Rankings Quick turnaround with the short week. Big shake-up at the bottom of the rankings. In a stunning turn of events, Mary Kay unblocked me and, in turn, she is no longer in last place. And Schudel loses ground after cutting off Monken 👀 150
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026NFL referees straight up hate Deshaun Watson and they're not about to give him a call. I've never seen anything like this. The referee is standing RIGHT THERE staring at it 6182
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of the referees enjoys a Miller Lite tall boy during the break 330
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mason Graham with a huge sack on 4th down! This is Graham's 3rd sack of the season. #DawgPound 050
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mason Graham with a huge sack on 4th down! This is Graham's 3rd sack of the season. #DawgPound 061
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Deshaun Watson got away with one on that last drive... Panthers dropped an easy pick-6 080
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The vibes right now are immaculate #GuardsBall 1221
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is a legit big boy NFL throw here by Arch Manning. Incredible touch layered over the defense. He put it where the DB couldn't touch it. 130
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Steven Kwan starts an incredible double play with a piss missile from LF #GuardsBall 5726
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tom Hamilton: "They're calling that a hit?? Santa Claus is alive and well in Kansas City, Missouri at 9:40 on the 25th of September." 1163
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This was Nick Chubb's greatest run ever. He rips off a 60-yard touchdown run, whoopty-doo. But if he scored, the Texans would've gotten the ball back with a minute left in a 1-score game. So instead of collecting the TD, Chubb ran out of bounds on the 1 yard-line to seal the win. 1813712
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nick Chubb doesn't know what to do with his hands 050
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The cartoon in the Cleveland Plain Dealer today was pretty good 1181
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"We're going to be playing a lot of baseball" #GuardsBall 1498
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guardians clinch! Tom Hamilton with another call for the ages: "Cleveland! You will have another October to remember!" #GuardsBall 14813
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Angel Martinez solo home run to right field, #GuardsBall up 1-0. Blow a kiss while rounding 2nd base is chef's kiss 😂 Tom Hamilton on the call 1242
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Welp. Both the White Sox and the Rangers already won today. #GuardsBall 1141
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Browns are literally bringing in Nick Chubb to retire as a Brown *AND* the Ohio State Marching band for a performance, just so Deshaun Watson doesn't get booed on Sunday 😂😂 191
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Week 3 Cleveland Browns Beat Reporter Power Rankings are out. Zac Jackson still sit atop the list. Jason Lloyd's bad attitude hurt him this week. The rise of Tony Grossi is a thing all of a sudden. And, once again, Mary Kay is ranked too high (in last place). #DawgPound 370
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's a great day for Cleveland to clinch a postseason berth. They clinch if EITHER the Guardians beat the Red Sox OR the Mets beat the Rangers. LFG #GuardsBall 5587
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Guardians have a 99.7% chance of making the postseason #GuardsBall 3150
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Rangers lost which means the Cleveland Guardians Magic Number is now: 060
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Browns gave RT Tytus Howard a 2-year $45 million contract ($22.5M APY) this season with dead cap hit void years running through 2030. Here's some highlights from just the 1st half last Sunday. All I have to say is "Wow." 300
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Guardians can clinch a postseason berth TODAY with a win + a loss by either the Rangers or Astros First pitch at 7:00, Foster Griffin (3.67, 15-5) vs Sonny Gray (2.82, 17-5) 1213
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey, at least he's learning. Great question by Grossi btw 😂 - Grossi: "This is the home opener. This is a good forum to address the fans. Is there anything you'd like to say?" - Watson: "I mean a, the biggest thing is never try to go at war with the fans, so..." 120
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The election is November 3rd. Why is Jon Husted hosting a fundraiser November 12th? I have a bad feeling about this election. 240
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Enormous win for the Guardians. Cleveland's magic number is now: 2415
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let's be honest... If Deshaun Watson has another good game against the Panthers then it's time to anoint Todd Monken the true, legitimate "Quarterback Whisperer". That name tag needs to be ripped off the fraud. 350
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Browns rookies Denzel Boston and KC Concepcion are both top-4 in all NFL rookie WRs in both receiving yards and receptions. It's conceivable that Andy Berry walked away with the 2 best WRs in the 2026 draft. 180
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy Victory Monday, Browns fans 0321
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"'Browns are gonna Browns'. Fuck that, alright. The guys took that to heart." - Todd Monken 2170
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The soft-launch of Cleveland turning the page on Watson is here and it's hitting like cocaine... After beating the drum for Deshaun since camp, Mary Kay just pulled a 180 and published a hatched job on him. That can mean only one thing: She was told to report this by the Browns 8252
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me watching the bottom of the 3rd inning #GuardsBall 0130
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Cleveland Guardians magic number is officially 2242
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026White Sox lose (thanks Tigers). The Guardians are now all alone in 1st place, including tiebreakers. Cleveland officially controls their own destiny with just 8 games left. LFG #GuardsBall 1190
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Mary Kay and her obsessions... - Mary Kay: "What do you think of Baker and the fact that he's coming off a 3-fumble game?" - Mike Rutenberg: [Effusive praise for Baker] - MK: "But what about the fact that he's coming off a 3-fumble game?" - MR: [shakes his head] 590
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Week 2 Cleveland Browns Beat Reporter Power Rankings #DawgPound 040
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only is Mary Kay again, this morning, doubling-down and blaming "rust" for 5 years of terrible football from Deshaun Watson, but now she's also saying that it's the our' fault because we didn't "plan" for all this rust. 160
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Deshaun was asked if he felt he needed to have a good game this Sunday to keep the starting job and he said No, the problem is that the media's expectations of him are too high 730
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This right here. This is why I've been going scorched earth on the Browns, especially the front office. They are so damn arrogant, they knew fans were going to be irate if they started Watson *again* in Week 1 and yet they did it anyways. They don't deserve your money. #boycott 2221
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Brayan Rocchio with his 4th walk-off hit of the season and Tom Hamilton goes bananas #GuardsBall 3466
Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Guardians are imploding. Again. I'm okay though. 4121
