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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 24/08/2026
make revolution. live for tomato sauce
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 27/06/2026
Made myself a friend
The detached top of a parking meter with a smiley face
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 26/06/2026
Put Jon in a S3 bucket
General Zod and friends trapped in the phantom zone
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 24/05/2026
"WE GONNA SEND YOU OFF TO A LIGHTHOUSE CRAWLIN' WITH GATORS"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 19/05/2026
ignore science and make yourself a tomato/brassica abomination #grafting
An incompatible tomato sucker fused onto a broccoli stump with silicone tape
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 08/05/2026
My small business
Drink dispenser labeled "jamaica", a cooler bag with le Croix, and a yogurt container
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 06/04/2026
#thelordisarabbit #buttholesurfers #makekidspickupplasticinmyyardday #betterthings #chocolate
Chocolate bunny embedded in a chocolate silk pie with fresh whipped cream
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 23/02/2026
this is my favorite kid rock song
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 10/02/2026
FUCK
"YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY SERVICE"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 20/12/2025
pretty good at this
someone who has fallen while skiing with a redacting black rectangle over them
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 20/12/2025
I'll never tell
A bluesky prompt asking, "Are you writing in Korean?", for an entire post of black boxes
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 07/11/2025
allez cuisine Ok I'm done
easy mac I made in a measuring cup which isn't that different than a bowl anyway
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 07/11/2025
allez cuisine
bagel with a blanket of cheese and tomato slice under blanket
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 07/11/2025
allez cuisine
Trader Joe's hash brown in modern ceramic bowl
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 27/10/2025
hi fellow organizer
SkekSo, first Skeksis emperor, dying
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 04/10/2025
**SPOILERS** just watched Weapons and the tone got really weird near the end
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 28/09/2025
i deem this a useful detail #howardtheduckfilminglocations #itwascaliforniathewholetime
Text from Howard the Duck IMDB page "California Academy of Sciences, Concourse Drive, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, California, USA
(Howard is pulled up the CAS steps, then through the African Hall)"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 22/09/2025
wasn't even that scary
Movie poster for Together (2021)
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 22/09/2025
Behold A cinnamon rold Brought to me cuz I'm so sick (also what the heck is a walking-stick palm?) By @kelseyclarkestudio.com
A plated cinnamon roll
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 11/09/2025
the pot will keep boiling over if we cannot even acknowledge the flames
A Charlie Kirk quote that reads, "24 years ago a group of Muslims killed 2,753 people on 9/11

Now a Muslim Socialist is on pace to run New York City"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 11/09/2025
"I have so many thoughts on this that it literally keeps me up at night, Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his HANDS during an interview. I very sincerely doubt he has to scratch his anus any less than the rest of us which makes that whole display unbelievably disgusting" - a now deleted tweet from Charlie Kirk
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 01/09/2025
the internet is a vehicle for ads
pihole widget showing 31.2% of DNS queries blocked
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 17/06/2025
god i just want to hold it in my hand for one second before we're all turned to dust
2 news cards from a google search

the top is an announcement for a $499 smartphone from the trump organization
the bottom is a breaking news report about trump warning all of Tehran to flee
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 18/05/2025
Zorak made it unfortunately @kelseyclarkestudio.com
Kelsey dressed as Zorak with 2 medals for finishing a 15k race
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 18/05/2025
Bay to breakers!!!! SPACE GHOOOOOOST
Space ghost running coast to coast
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 11/05/2025
I just drank a liter of beer
Strava recording of a 13.34 mile run
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 30/04/2025
johnny getting 320 gb uploaded
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 23/04/2025
mister robot sir, you would tell me if I was dumb, right?
A cropped LinkedIn comment that reads, "I also spent several days talking to Cursor how the animation and curves of a chat bubble should look and behave. I was having a really hard time expressing.."
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 23/04/2025
Gary from Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell as a lawyer
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 30/03/2025
I want a girl with And a lonnnnnng jacket
Description for paint brushes: "Professional quality, hog bristle, long handle, natural curve and cuticle, stiff and resilient"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 29/03/2025
Started my new job
Me bottle feeding a piglet with a dog behind me
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 29/03/2025
NONSENSE
A Christmas tree on fire on Valencia street
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 24/03/2025
goodbye seattle and goodbye #atmosphereconf barely got my preflight beer in
A beer at an airport bar
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 23/03/2025
it's the #atmosphereconf #halfmarathon 😴
Strava activity for a half marathon near Lake Washington
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 23/03/2025
I just ate 3 cookies. Don't tell me what to do
Garmin watch recommending to not workout today
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 22/03/2025
Garmin has a feature that tells you precisely when you will die! I have 5 minutes left. Neat!
Garmin watch showing a body battery reading of 5/100
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 17/03/2025
12 miles!!!! I've never been so hungry in my life
Strava activity log for a 12 mile run
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 26/02/2025
Product suggestions
A suggested complimentary (?) Google query of "what the heck is Black Mirror about?"
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 21/02/2025
fuck off and die
Dialog menu to disable Apple Intelligence on OSX
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 20/02/2025
I'm doing it mom!!! 100 miles logged ytd!! #fuckrunning #myasshurts #imsohungryandicantstopeating #pizzafor1
Runkeeper activity for a 5 mile run on 2/19 at 6:22 PM
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 18/02/2025
I'll tell you right now: you're a real asshole's asshole. But goddammit, that's the kind of gumption we need at this company. Kid, you're hired.
squirrel jammed into an acrylic bird feeder and feasting
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 03/02/2025
god's slipandslide
a far too muddy path beside a foggy canyon
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 02/02/2025
everybody betray me. i fed up with this world
notes indicating active dry yeast expires after 2 yearsactive dry yeast packet that notes to sell by March 16, 2021
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 02/02/2025
oh no
bread that did not rise
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 01/02/2025
9 miles in the rain. If life is a simulation, the sentinels are stabbing me repeatedly in my pod
An individual named Roberto wearing a headlamp and looking very tired/sweaty
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 29/01/2025
What am I doing? This is stupid and everything hurts
An 18 week marathon training program marked down to week 4
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 26/01/2025
Baja Bombay Blast It's gin with blue food coloring. I don't want to explain how we got here.
Gin in a glass with ice and blue coloring
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 21/01/2025
ok so i do like some forms of mukbang
California scrub-jay standing before a pile of seeds and shells
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 15/01/2025
At a Stomp show but it's all racoons inside a dumpster after dark Samuel P Taylor SP with @ginandtickles.bsky.social
Person shawled in a blanket with a lantern illuminating half their face
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boberto is full of BATS @roberto-rodriguez.com · 25/12/2024
You ever just throw a bunch of bitmaps and a TFT together to go get drunk on Christmas eve
LCD display sewn into a Christmas beanie. It looks and is very handmade
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