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Robert Lalonde

@robertlalonde.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Retired commercial real estate appraiser now writing gritty #CrimeThrillers. Pro human rights, anti the corporatocracy that has taken over our nations. Author of 10 novels robertlalonde.com My books on Amazon t.co/qyQmsl54N

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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There's a word for this, but it escapes me at the moment..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sure, a small number of people have explosive diarrhea - but they're all toilet trained. It's not that big of a deal..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Talk about gaslighting. The guy who wants to build a large data center, which would put a huge drain on the Utah power grid, says his project would 'build' the Utah power grid and the only people opposed to it would be the Chinese.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Me too.. would make a great appetizer, side dish, or desert, if you didn't get it in earlier.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not only does it come from a movie, but the words were spoken by a black actor.. you know, the colored ones they're making disappear from the history books
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Our political system is severely broken and needs to be fixed. We need to get big money out of politics, permanently.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Always good to remember
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oh, you wanted me to fetch the ball? Oh, you wanted me to fetch the ball? Oh, you wanted me to fetch the ball?.....
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Who wouldn't want a little sepsis in their lives
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They fucked things up for some people. They see that as power.. so sad.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Badge of honor: "You're a rotten reporter!"
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Talk about getting things done!
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You know, I can't think of a better choice at the moment.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wow. Marc Elias doesn't stop at celebrating a victory.. he's castrating the gutless law firms that didn't have the balls to stand up and do the right thing. @marcelias.bsky.social #therealbigballs
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Short, and worth a listen.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
By taking a page out of the Bombastic Buffoon's playbook, PP is looking for his support. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, they say, and if there's one person who likes to be flattered..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If you aren't following Claus here and on youtube yet.. do it now and let him rinse off some of the bs you've been sprayed with.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
One definition of modern insanity: US border agents are locking tourists up so they can meet their quotas.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm guessing the guy to his left, looking at him with admiration, might be one of his bodyguards :)
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If you're looking to get hooked up with some good people..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is so funny, it hurts..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sending best wishes to our friends south of the border. I hope you find a way to reboot the system so it works for the many, rather than the few. I can't imagine the pain and suffering targeted communities are going through right now.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Take a minute to sign this, so we don't wake up one day with an American-style gov't in our country.. you know, with armed troops wearing masks disappearing people off the streets.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Imagine having a crowd of followers who so lost, they eat this shit up? Hands in the air..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Maybe that logic flies on some island.."
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Wow!
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Shit..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh that's gotta burn..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He's just looking for the 11,700 some odd votes he was missing last time.. plus another couple million.. to make sure next time.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If you've even considered casting a vote for a Conservative gov't in Ottawa, take a moment to read through this post to see what you'd be voting for.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
There's not much to celebrate about getting older. More aches and pains, poor quality sleep, and a bunch of other things I'm not going to talk about here. But, looking at much of the world devolve into something similar to scenes in the book 1984.. I can't imagine what today's youth are thinking.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
On the left, we have Immigration and Custom Enforcement officers.. also know as ICE. On the right, we have...
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh look Stephen, it's your family history catching up to you.. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
politico.com
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Something is going to break, unless a handful of spineless political hacks stand up and say ENOUGH!
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The look that says: 'So I shit my pants in front of everyone.. that's supposed to bother me?"
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Earth to Doug: A lot of Ontario workers are doing well building Japanese cars. What's different with cars from China? We all know they're going to cost more, probably double, once they're made here.. but that's still a lot cheaper than the M's cars, right? #premierford #ontarioautoindustry
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
TG for this man. Listen, subscribe, and if you can, become a premium member.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@adamkinzinger.substack.com The whole world is worried. We hope you guys can find a way to turn this around, before it gets worse.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sure, like the rich, greedy pricks who don't want to pay taxes are going to share the wealth they accumulate through the use of AI.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Saying the quiet part out loud.. "law enforcement sees death as a fair penalty for disobedience."
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What it's really about in my mind.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Up to $1M? Really? We have dozens of billionaires who spend hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions, to get their candidate elected. Is this some kind of joke?
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm thinking we should all be very concerned about this feature of AI systems.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dude's either one hell of a sprinter or..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I can't imagine the patience it took to train and direct these two..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I watched, waiting for the chickens to join in.. then, they were gone..
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This is the kind of thing you do when 'cruel and heartless' is the game plan.
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Who's going to tell her she's way, way, too old for him?
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Love me some Justin.. his favorite statistic: "Since liberation day, Canada, Canada, has created more jobs than the US."
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Robert Lalonde @robertlalonde.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Guess who's being quoted on Raw Story.. What's next..
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