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@robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2m
Imagine that what makes you upset is somebody doesn’t know who you are and assume you don’t have $15,000 lol
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Likely to be eaten by a Grue @taterpie.bsky.social · 2h
I like Kelly Clarkson but her wind up bird chronicle is the height of RPP I cannot give a shit about. *rich people problems
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 20m
It’s inevitable
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 30m
🍵
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 42m
Prone bone is like the bottom is laying on their stomach and I lay on top of them and put my dick in
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 54m
It’s a vibe, it’s working, one of these days I might go straight skin head though
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 1h
You have such a beautiful dick 🫠
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 1h
🤣 that’s now how I felt at one point in time, I was like will anybody even fuck this upside down dick? Lmao
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 1h
It was interesting being young though and watching porn because the only dick I ever saw was dick that pointed up or straight and I saw mine as like, not right, at the time, which I think a lot of guys have also felt
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 1h
That beautiful fat throbbing dick
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 1h
I will say this though I’ve sorta been dying to hit somebody reverse cowgirl or prone bone or doggy because my dick really hits the prostate hard in those positions and I feel it just about as much as the bottom
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2h
It’s like a lack of ligaments that sets me apart I feel like, like I get very, very hard, but it’s not that tightly “attached” to me as compared to a lot of other dicks I see, so I get really stiff, but I retain quite a bit of maneuverability with it, like it’s really hanging off of me it feels like
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2h
It would be hot to fool around with a dick that looks like mine and hangs down when hard
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2h
🤣 🥵 that dick has to be taken out and be freed
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2h
I mean I’ve certainly experienced worse negativity, but I think that sometimes the obsession with “being a man” or “real men” vibes is soooo dumb lol
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 2h
I’m going in for a haircut in like an hour and who knows what I’m going to look like by the end of the day. I hope it’s hotter🤞Thanks for following and the daily conversations ☕️
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 3h
🥵
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 3h
If you come into my profile and tell me I’m what a real man looks like I’m blocking you for being fucking dumb
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11h
Another post for those who like bush
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 14h
The draw tonight is The Hermit, a favorite. What I love about The Hermit is that it’s sorta the quietest card of the deck. I see a lot of enjoying your own company. Also, if possible, slowing down has huge benefits. You get a little more awareness with it IMO. That’s the read tonight 📖
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 14h
Going for more natural lighting and color in this panorama, overall love how this came out. I did cook this one a tiny bit, but not that much.
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 15h
Someone told me it looked overcooked but here’s the deal I’ve exposed so many photos in my life that sometimes it’s fun to overcook lol
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 16h
Fresh work, I love how the color photo came out 😍
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 18h
Here’s a pic of me in a swamp
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t 😖
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 18h
Glad you like the cock
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 18h
🤣
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 20h
Getting some great photos 📸 🎞️
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I woke up hating the world, but the coffee is helping me turn the corner, I’m spending my day working on my website which is really turning into something substantially large, and then I might try to get out on the river on a kayak rental to get some autumn trees with the water. Have a good one ⛅️
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like look no further than Aja and Valentina in RPDR and that’s just like the tiniest tip of the iceberg
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ll say this though, I know the gay community carries a lot of history in being wrongly bullied, in some fucked up crazy way though, I’ve witnessed many gay people simultaneously be the biggest bullies I’ve ever witnessed ever and I have like, A LOT of examples lol
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brutalist
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like it’s sorta beyond heartbreak, it’s sorta like my capacity to love somebody else flatlined
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t think people understand much period lol she probably read it some place on the internet and she wasn’t happy with me when I was like lmaooooo are you crazy??? Do you know what that does?? lol
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s like a very accurate description of my heart
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep thinking of Kim Petras’ song where’s she’s like they took a knife to it, they took a bomb to it, they bulldozered it, they really ruined it
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Somebody once told me to leave my scraps of fruits and vegetables to feed the animals…lol…and they said with so much confidence…that’s what bothers me the most…
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Glad you like it
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dick and balls
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pic of my cock out
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Other than all of the exposures of my dick lol
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I didn’t get many jaw dropping fall colors tonight, but I would say this is my favorite exposure today
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also I pulled that tarot card for you from my deck and it was card 1, The Magus
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hooks are hot
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a long dong hanging down between the thighs…does…something…
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’re two totally different aesthetics but they’re both eye melting
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think upward curves and downward curves both fit pretty well…they’re both amazing for sure
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Out at golden hour taking pics
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Existing on the downward curving spectrum of dick
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve been a little bit lazy reposting other peoples dicks so…definitely filling that gap today…there’s certainly no shortage of amazing cock…
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