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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 2h

Felt cute might delete later idk

Your humble poster, wearing a lovely purple top and big pink glasses, smiling at the camera as her long grey hair falls either side of her face.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Saw someone say this exact thing but about Bob Dylan

Hanwell (he's so hot right now) from Zoolander holds forth upon the pop star Sting: 'Sting, Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years - I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it. I respect that.'

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Doors are not angry with you, they're just very disappointed

The cover of The Doors album 'Waiting For The Sun', which shows all four Doors looking at you like you just sold their tour bus to Jack Nicholson for bad mescaline.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI FUCKING LIES ALL THE TIME! I noticed some similarities between the Dog-Faced Hermans' 'Love Is The Heart of Everything' and a minor John Coltrane track called 'Fifth House' and wondered if the latter had inspired the former. The AI summary made up a non-existent cover on a non-existent album!

The Intersection
Dog Faced Hermans frequently drew inspiration from free jazz and avant-garde pioneers like John Coltrane. On their 1991 album Mental Map (and subsequent live sets), Dog Faced Hermans actually performed an explosive, post-punk cover version of John Coltrane's "Fifth House.''

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Call me America's favourite organist cause my E power big

The cover of the album 'Bach on the Pedal Harpsichord' by 'America's favourite organist' E. Power Biggs.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The MoD discovering they have been dragged into a beef between doggers

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'll tell you why. Because they're SEX VANS.

A sex van interior with a big bed and upholstered walls. Purple is very much the featured colour fie both fixtures and lighting.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What kind of fucking Dr Seuss ass name

2h ago 15.08 BST
Jakub Krupa
Nato's supreme allied commander Alexus G. Grynkewich has warned the global security environment is "unsettled," "complex" and "likely to become even more so over the next several years"
"We were reminded of this again this past weekend in the United Kingdom, where five men were arrested on suspicion of committing offences under the Explosives Act in preparation of a terrorist act near RAF Fairford." he said
Speaking to the European parliament's Committee on Securitv and Defence

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got myself a new little square sketch/notebook (I've found these are the perfect size for my handbag) but not Sakura this time because the Sakura one was like two quid more expensive. On the plus side: this comes in pink.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Already got my Chrimbo cards and my dad's pressie from them, and this

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Already got my Chrimbo cards and my dad's pressie from there, plus this

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good Omens author photo except this time it's the guy in white who's evil

The Good Omens author photo, featuring Neil Gaiman in his wanky all-black oooh I am le gothique rockstar costume and Terry Pratchett in an all-white outfit with a nice hat.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looking back, it's notable that Gaiman's first interaction with Tori reads like an attempt at what we'd now call negging:

Amos's
number,
and
Gaiman
phoned
her. Amos recalls
him
asking
if
she
"thinking
of
was
doing this as something other
than
a to
hobby, because it's pretty which she replied that's a relief,
good,"
because Little Earthquakes is being released in a couple of weeks."

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Supergirl wasn't as good as Superman, but it kinda made me wanna wrestle someone and also it has a little space guy

Lloyd, a little space bus driver guy from DC's Supergirl

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OK, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) and Donna Hayward (Moira Kelly) in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

From the second book of Last War in Albion by @eruditorumpress.com . The dates *probably* don't line up enough for it to be a reference but...both Crimes of Passion and the 1984 Superman annual feature a phallic weapon called 'Superman'?

A sweaty Tony Perkins looks on nervously as Kathleen Turner regards him quizzically and indeed querulously while wielding a dangerous-looking metal dido.

The year before "For the Man Who
Has Everything," the Superman Annual featured a barely coherent
Elliot S. Maggin story about a sword as old as the universe that also carries the name Superman, this being a reasonable name for a sword; the year after, Cary Bates

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Both Ellen Aim and the Attackers AND Dragon Sound have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour. Dragon Sound also released a short statement before chasing after a bunch of guys with katanas.

Ellen Aim (Diane Lane) in a red bustier and the MOST off-the-shoulder black number you have ever seen, with long black evening gloves, her black hair cascading like a goddam waterfall either side of her beautiful face, sings her fucking heart out in Walter Hill's neglected classic Streets of Fire. Also pictured: two members of Ellen's backing band, The Attackers, but they're just dorks in white suits. Also they are all singing into condenser microphones as they are the objectively coolest microphone design.

Dragon Sound, three kung-fu nerds in red t-shirts and jeans and a lady in a white blouse and pants, rock out in cult classic The Miami Connection.

ONLY THROUGH THE ELIMINATION OF VIOLENCE CAN WE ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Beef has withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's tour

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the future: Beef. He is a glam rocker with brown curls of hair piled high on his head wearing a gold lame jacket. In one hand he holds a guitar while the other is held up in a muscleman pose with clenched fist, projecting power.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Making his performance the focus of the film's marketing was a savvy choice

Edge of Sanity poster showing two close-ups of Anthony Perkins' face. In one he has brown, slicked back hair and appears the epitome of moral rectitude, in the other he has jet black hair, pale white skin, and is pulling a face like an absolute psycho. The slogan above this illustration of the duality of man reads 'ANTHONY PERKINS hasn't been himself lately...' and the tagline underneath reads 'Double the Terror. Double the Fun!'

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Actually the lesbian version of this should make Annie Potts the love interest instead of of John Laughlin, and her story arc is going from the way she looks at the start of the movie to looking like Janine Melnitz (the cartoon version - season one, not that coward shit from s2 on)

Janine from the first season of The Real Ghostbusters, with her cool red haircut and awesome glasses, looking sexily sideways while raising an eyebrow and kissing the top of her thumb.

A second picture of Janine has hit the post, with her looking similarly sent and cool but this time on the phone.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They should have made a lesbian version of Crimes of Passion which is just Kathleen Turner walking around in a suit bossing around girls in her fashion job

Kathleen Turner in one of the suits she wears in her day job in Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion: light blue jacket, grey tie, white shirt, pink and white flower in the buttonhole. Her hair is cut in a bob and parted to the right, a bit like a 1920s lesbian. The photo has been cropped to remove the movie's male love interest, John Laughlin, as sadly most photos online of Ms Turner wearing these absolutely bomb-ass fits unfortunately also have him in them. Heteronormativity is a curse.

Kathleen Turner in the same suit as the previous photo, this time in a black and white medium shot so more of the tie is visible.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This one is probably a bit obvious, but I kept thinking of while listening to yesterday's episode:

Transport for London: 'Secure beneath the Watchful Eyes' poster, showing a London bus overlooked by eerie floating eyes in the sky.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party A little heavy on millionaires but at least we're well-resourced. Potential conflict between Burns and Toller though.