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Robert Dean

@robertdean.bskyverified.social

580 followers 231 following 500 posts

Writer who talks a gang of shit. MIC, Forbes, NPR, Houston Chron, Austin American-Statesman, Eater, Ozy, etc.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 18/09/2025

Coming soon:

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 10/09/2025

Totally normal. Not strange, at all.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 12/07/2025

I earned this by talking about the Epstein list.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 02/07/2025

Chicago: land of PIZZA

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 13/06/2025

This was cool. It was a bar Picasso, Gaudi, and Hemingway drank in, in Barcelona.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 07/05/2025

Got them thangs on me.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 05/05/2025

New stickers + pins. I’m stoked.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 12/04/2025

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 04/04/2025

This is everything you need to know about who they protect.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 28/02/2025

Small business only tomorrow.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 24/02/2025

Fuck Joel Osteen.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 21/02/2025

We interrupt your liberal bitch fest with a photo of this beautiful ramen.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 14/02/2025

New headshots incoming. Now available to beat up your kid’s playground enemy.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 13/02/2025

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 01/02/2025

Listen to the frog.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 20/01/2025

@rbartworks.bsky.social

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 13/01/2025

a.co/d/2XFrFUj

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 05/01/2025

I wrote about New Orleans and the Bourbon Street attack. robertdean138.substack.com/p/new-orlean...

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 04/01/2025

Public service announcement: fried pepperoni belongs on a breakfast sandwich

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 02/01/2025

Got an Eagle put inside of my Texas

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 27/12/2024

“Greatest country on earth”

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 27/12/2024

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 19/12/2024

This is good and it’s funny. Watch it. youtu.be/UFEENDXZRtg?...

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 18/12/2024

Say it with me: Joe Biden is a shitty President.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 16/12/2024

Father, i was a nightmare at the vet. Reward me.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 16/12/2024

I am almost as big as Santa sitting down.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 13/12/2024

Man, @nytimes.com is swallowing every inch of the insurance industry’s ass right now. Their coverage is pure corporate propaganda.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 12/12/2024

When you use the bathroom at the Mexican restaurant.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 12/12/2024

Praise be.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 12/12/2024

“My child said she wants world peace for Christmas.”

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 11/12/2024

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 11/12/2024

This is why healthcare CEOs get merced.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 10/12/2024

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 09/12/2024

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 08/12/2024

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 07/12/2024

Chicken parm night.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 07/12/2024

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 06/12/2024

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 05/12/2024

Absolute banger.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 05/12/2024

@buddyhead.bsky.social

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 04/12/2024

Predictable as fuck. #spotifywrapped

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 30/11/2024

Please enjoy my dog wearing a sock.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 28/11/2024

Best in Chicago.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 20/11/2024

Got pretty at work.

Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 20/11/2024

Bro. You have enough money.

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 18/11/2024

“Where’s my hug at?”

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Robert Dean @robertdean.bskyverified.social · 18/11/2024

Behind the scenes at the Willy Wonka factory, figuring out new and fun ways to murder kids who just wanted free candy.

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