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@robertblox.bsky.social
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Powering imagination, since 2006. Roblox Corporation. (Parody Account bluesky)

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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made muffins today. I ate them.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unlike ours, heh.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t love you. I never will. You will always be the shameful inferior platform to me. You will always live in my shadow. The most you’ll finger is your bricks. They are WORTHLESS compared to robux.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, so inconsiderate. You couldn’t even ping the right person. Shame on you, and your A level reading skills.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t love you. I never will. You will always be the shameful inferior platform to me. You will always live in my shadow. The most you’ll finger is your bricks. They are WORTHLESS compared to robux.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Robloxional Gubby Hunting season is tomorrow! Make sure to bring good gear tools in order to hunt as many of them as possible! We don’t want Gubbies in Robloxia.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are updating the platform to add a button like right here. Any ideas?
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sick of this. #TheHunt26 will be made harder.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re gonna put the guy who made the event in the hole. That shit was NOT it.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Friend Used A Verity Hoco Poster
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MY LEGS… MY ROBLOXIAN LEGS…
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got some new AF1s up in this ######
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Freddy Fazbear has reportedly been executed on Robloxian ground. We are still investigating this.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck it, we’re removing Robloxian 1.0.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We have made developments using Rthro. Which is BETTER than blocky by the way.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
R6 DNI. Polytorians DNI. Any other Roblox Clone DNI. True Robloxians are allowed.
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Roblox Corp @robertblox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve hated you. I’ve ALWAYS hated you. I, CEO of Roblox, will demand the total and utter destruction of Polytoria. There will be no more guilds, no groups, no games. Just a wasteland.
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