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Robert The Brave 🎸

@robertaudhd.bsky.social
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🔞 DNI #ActuallyAutistic 🧠✨ Sober 8 yrs 💪🏻 Autistic & Proud! Neptunic Nonbinary 🙋🏻 Explicit 🌶️ profile: bsky.app/profile/robertthesexy.bsky…

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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hair! 💚 #Selfie #Haircut #Hair
I Robert, nonbinary selfie with green hair, black biker style jean jacket and silver barbed wire chain necklace
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Too accurate!
I'm a Christian and you can be a Christian too.

Come eat the flesh and drink the blood of my invisible friend. You can wear our symbol, it's a dead body nailed to a torture device. The day you die you'll meet my invisible friend. Why are you running?
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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And let's face it: they're likely higher. Because these stats are just on what's been reported/what we know. And as women, we know that most of us don't ever tell officials.

THE STATS ARE STAGGERING.

Nearly 1 in 2 women (45.1%) have experienced some form of contact s*xual violence in their lifetime.

1 in 5 women (21%) have experienced completed or attempted rape.

And 39% of women have experienced unwanted s*xual contact.

So when stories about s*xual violence surface, they aren't reaching an audience untouched by it.

For millions of women, they are touching lived experience.

*Source: CDC, National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey, 2023-2024

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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This. Republishits!
Seems to me, instead of destroying the entire fucking country and half the World, we could have just released the Epstein Files in full and put everyone who raped kids in prison.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Mexican Independence Day! 🥳🥳🥳
Portrait of a Native American man with a disgusted look on his face. Meme reads, Dear white people, it takes a lot of white privilege balls to stand on this stolen and occupied continent and complain about immigration
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wow 🤯 I'm not surprised he thinks so
Dipshit Trump posted his pic above 33 other presidents, in 6 ranked groupings from greatest (himself alone) to failures (including Biden, Obama and Carter)
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tick tock
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy Transgender Day 🫶🏻 I am Nonbinary which is technically Trans as I was not designated as Nonbinary at birth
A penguin says, If the gender binary was real they wouldn't need laws to enforce it
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️ Feelings are a spectrum. 14 types of attraction: www.choosingtherapy.com/types-of-att...
A Guide to Different Types of Attraction

Emotional attraction

Alterous

Attachment

Platonic

Intellectual

Love

Passion

Protective

Queerplatonic

Squish

Physical attraction

Sexual attraction

Romantic attraction

Aesthetic attractionOTHER KINDS OF LOVE

BFF love

hobby love

nature love

team love

family love

online friend love

fandom love

fuzzy love

gone, but not forgotten love

book love

self-love

You don't need to be in a romantic relationship to live a life filled with love.

@introvertdoodles
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Racism isn't just fear, opinion or control. It's systemic oppression Notice your bias & privilege. Educate yourself as an ally. Disrupt racism. Amplify Black leadership Help directly thru the #MutualAid and: NAACP Legal Defense & Educational Fund Color Of Change Black Women's Health Imperative
A four-by-four grid of 16 black and white photos featuring notable Black actors and actresses who have appeared in the Star Trek franchise: Nichelle Nichols, Whoopi Goldberg, LeVar Burton, Avery Brooks, Michael Dorn, Tony Todd, Madge Sinclair, Brock Peters, Idris Elba, and Zoe Saldana.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 ways to help refugees and immigrants ✨🫶🏻✨ (5/5) c/o globalrefuge.org/act-now
#5

Show your welcome.

Show your support for refugees and other immigrants with swag that supports the work of welcome!

Pictured is a yard sign that says, in this house, we (still) welcome refugees. It is made by this Global Refuge outreach org.

globalrefuge.org/shop
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 ways to help refugees and immigrants ✨🫶🏻✨ (4/5) c/o globalrefuge.org/act-now
#4

Get Involved.

Whether you are an individual, a faith community, or a local business, there are plenty of ways to get involved!

globalrefuge.org/get-involved
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 ways to help refugees and immigrants ✨🫶🏻✨ (3/5) c/o globalrefuge.org/act-now
#3

Donate.

Now more than ever, Global Refuge needs your support to help refugee and other immigrant families.

globalrefuge.org/givetoday
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 ways to help refugees and immigrants ✨🫶🏻✨ (2/5) c/o globalrefuge.org/act-now
#2

Send a Neighbor Kit.

Pack one (or more!) of our Neighbor Kits to welcome our newest neighbors as they adjust to life in a new home.

Driscoll's

globalrefuge.org/neighborkits
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 ways to help refugees and immigrants ✨🫶🏻✨ (1/5) c/o globalrefuge.org/act-now
#1

Advocate.

Stay tuned to our action hub for opportunities to champion the work of welcome and speak out against harmful policies.

globalrefuge.org/act-now
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I made a sun catcher! ☀️
A sun catcher made from a thin dried orange slice, a black feather, and a few lengths of purple chain each with a gemstone or charm on them. Carnelian, vesuvianite, and a silver mushroom charm.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I had a cat named Dorito 🐈
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Currently reading Letters From The Earth, by Mark Twain 🤘🏻 As an atheist I love it it's logical humorous and compassionate
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I made a pizza from scratch! 😋
A handcrafted cheese pizza.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
From an army play set bought at a gas station a decade ago. Telling that it's not made in USA Not that I'd be surprised to see it made here now but 🤷🏻 Believe it or not the gas station was called SuperAmerica 🤯
A miniature plastic US flag with a skull and crossbones where the stars should be.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab 🤷🏻
The word, nothing. On a dark grey background. In the style of the Pornhub logo.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I despise Santa. It's authoritarian religious grooming: Obey or be excluded and suffer 👎🏻 At least with Krampus you get to be a tasty meal 🤣 Fuck religion, holidays are weird! Is Krampus a pedo? Is Santa? Priests tend to be! Better not cum down my chimney bitch </Rant> #Xmas2025 #Christmas2025 #Jesus
Meme of Krampus carrying a smiling child in his basket. Above this cartoon it says, Nice is overrated.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Caption this.
A news broadcast where the news anchors have televisions for heads
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
💪🏻✊🏻💯
BREAKING:

8 IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES

(already documented)

1. Deployed U.S. troops against civilians.

2. Kidnapped American residents during ICE/DHS raids.

3. Deported migrants to foreign prisons (illegal transfer).

4. Targeted protesters for deportation.

5. Diverted taxpayer money without Congress' approval.

6. Defied federal court orders.

7. Purged investigators & watchdogs.

8. Corrupted federal agencies for personal and political gain.

This is not partisan.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
"1% Kibble... Because they can afford it!" ✨🐶✨
Fake ad for pet food made of rich people, with a smiling dog next to a yellow bag of pet food placed on a sunlit kitchen counter, which says 1% Kibble. Under it in small font it says Eat The Rich!
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
69! 🥳🥳🥳 Follow my alt for explicit stuff
Robert The Sexy. 69 followers. 18+ Only
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
My Devito!
2 shots of Kurt Cobain singing at the camera from Nirvana's music video for Smells Like Teen Spirit. The top one says, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito...  The bottom one says, My Devito! And superimposed is a cardboard cutout of Danny Devito, next to Kurt.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Home electrolysis. Isn't it supposed to sting? I only feel it on my tongue 🤷🏻
A home electrolysis unit, the Verseo eSmooth.  It's a galvanic unit with a tweezers that carries an electrical charge to supposedly cause lye to form in the root, killing the follicle to prevent hair regrowth.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I misunderstood the post and drew this.
A person with glasses and a beard. I added teal green eyeshadow.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I got the Verseo eSmooth home electrolysis kit
A diy galvanic hair electrolysis kit with several attachments including a roller ball, contact pads, and a tweezers connected by wire.  The power unit is the shape and size of half a large carrot.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
May a swarm of fruit flies F your face, Mark Zuckerberg 🤣 #JustForLaughs
Meta Al with Llama 4

What insect has a penis closest to the size of the opening of a human facial pore

Some fruit flies (Drosophila) have a penis around 0.1-0.2 mm in diameter, which is relatively close to human facial pore size (0.1-0.5 mm).

How long

Fruit fly (Drosophila) penis length is typically around 0.2-0.5 mm.Meta Al with Llama 4

Assuming a swarm of fruit flies wanted to fuck human facial pores and can, how many fruit flies could theoretically fuck Mark Zuckerberg's face simultaneously?

Let's estimate. Average human facial pore diameter: 0.1-0.5 mm. Fruit fly length: ~2-3 mm, width: ~1 mm.

Mark Zuckerberg's face surface area is roughly 300-600 cm² (avg human face). Pore density varies, but ~250 pores/cm² is a rough estimate.

That gives us:

Face area: 300-600 cm²

Pores: 75,000-150,000 pores

Fruit fly size: ~1 mm diameterTheoretical max:

~75,000-150,000 fruit flies if packed perfectly, assuming pores are the limiting factor. More realistically: ~10,000-50,000 flies considering spacing and anatomy.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The guy was stubborn, I was panicked and out of breath, I didn't double-check and have no proof maybe it was 8:01 but pretty sure church guy broke the law and denied me my vote
Did you know...?

As long as you're in line by 8 p.m., you can vote, even if you do not reach the front of the line until after 8 p.m.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Fuck you 🖕🏻 I am proudly #Autistic
Bluesky reporting dialogue.  I reported Scientific American's post accusing Autistic neurology of being caused by COVID.  In the report I wrote, Pseudoscience stigmatizing the Disabled.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
666 the number of the beast 🥳 How do I call him?
Robert The Brave, 7666 followers.  The 666 is underlined and devil horns and a tail are playfully drawn above the name.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
From: www.instagram.com/p/DQkYitSDySu/
thehumanityarchive

HUMANITY ARCHIVE

Last week, Vice President JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd that when settlers arrived in the New World, they found "widespread child sacrifice" among Native Americans. Christian civilization, he said, ended the practice. Yesterday marked the beginning of Native American Heritage Month.

Archaeologists who specialize in North American history call Vance's claim grossly inaccurate. Some Mesoamerican cultures practiced ritual sacrifice. But widespread child sacrifice across the New World, particularly among tribes where English colonists settled, is not what the evidence shows.

November 02, 2025
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Cats will save us from the alpaca lips, I hope! Happy Hollow Weenie 🎃
It's the alpaca lips! Run for the hills!

Close up photo of an alpaca face
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🙋🏻 I've said many foolish and worrisome things in my very othered naive Autistic life. Slowly I've learned. I know patriarchy, ableism, and trauma can make it feel impossible or pointless to speak up. I'm always working on myself. Apologies to anyone I've ever made uncomfortable, especially women.
If i'm disrespecting your boundaries, let me know. If I talk to you and i'm unintentionally draining you, let me know. If there was something I said that you didn't like, let me know! Don't be afraid to speak up for yourself when you talk to me.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is insane 🫂 I hate the #patriarchy #Women #Men #MentalHealth
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
PROOF #Autism is not a "disorder"! 🥳 #Genetics From www.instagram.com/reel/DPxGHGT...
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My chicken nugget pizza! 😋🍕
My homemade chicken nugget pizza.  Golden brown crust. A few spinach leafs. Mozzarella. Pesto sauce. A squirt of ranch dressing on top.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Frog costume activist wallpaper on phone. They are dressed as the statue of Liberty and it says Statue Of Ribitty
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Four books to get to know me:
SINCERELY, YOUR AUTISTIC CHILD

WHAT PEOPLE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM WISH THEIR PARENTS KNEW ABOUT GROWING UP, ACCEPTANCE, AND IDENTITYMaking Space For Me A 100 Day Journal of Self Discovery

Created with love by Gina HatzisIT'S ALL RELATIVE

Einstein's Theory of Relativity by Necia H. Apfel21ST CENTURY TANK GIRL

HEWLETT MARTIN BOND PARSON MAHFOOD JOHNSON-CADWELL EDWARDS KNOWLES
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
What is wrong with my washing machine? 😭 Brand New dress shirts just washed! The marks match the washer hole spacing. What's the white stuff and how'd it happen? How I get it off and prevent this? I used free and clear detergent and a cap of vinegar set on Colors. I didn't leave it not running
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Dear Aliens, plz take me to your space harem 🫶🏻
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm separating my adult content to a new bsky. I previously relied on filtering to keep it within the rules, but upon feedback realized it's not enough. (1/3)
roberttheautistic
Autistic Threads
I moved my adult posts to a separate new blusky. Tho properly filtered I should've awhile ago
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#Autistic and I care a lot.
Autistic people don't lack empathy. We just don't perform empathy the way neurotypicals expect us to and then they decide we don't have any at all.

@adhdmikecoaching
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKingsDay 🤣🤣🤣
2024:  STATES' RIGHTS, DON'T TREAD ON ME!

2025:  OCCUPY ME WITH THE MILITARY, DADDY!
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣
Whoever is concreting these onto sign posts in DC, you are my favourite person on the planet right now.

Sculptures of Trump's face with wide open mouth. It says Putin's Glory Hole
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Emergency Use Only! Meta AI says it takes 1 - 2 Republicans to make enough glue to bind the Constitution. #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈✨
Meta Al with Llama 4

Rough Estimate:

Collagen extraction efficiency: ~10-20%

Usable collagen per person: ~100-200 grams

Glue production efficiency: ~50%

Usable glue per person: ~50-100 grams

To produce 100 cm³ (approximately 100 grams) of glue, we'd need:

1-2 Republicans, assuming optimal extraction and processing

So, hypothetically, it'd take around 1-2 Republicans to make enough glue to bind the Constitution.
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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
2 Pop Tarts + fudge frosting! 😋😋😋 #Stoner #Munchies
A thick layer of chocolate fudge frosting sandwiched by 2 frosted strawberry Pop Tarts
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