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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 06/10/2026
nobody thought for a second that kids were receiving gender affirming care in school. trump is just a dumbass. at any rate - school nurses can’t give your kid cough drops for the same reason they can’t give them gender hormones - they have no desire to be liable for the result.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 03/10/2026
even the asshole constituents don’t believe this. it’s a dog whistle to rally people that are as psychologically damaged/inept as he is
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 30/09/2026
LOLLLLLL that’s what happens when you fire the top security experts, you dumbasses
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 30/09/2026
FACTS
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Alice Last Name @joyb4others.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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kristofarian @kristofarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/kris...
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 26/09/2026
any normal ass person can see that trump's ban of the press is backfiring. the orange turd in chief subsists off of attention. the fewer outlets he allows to film his dogshit opinions, the less overall attention he receives. duhhh. gah, he is such a dumbass.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 25/09/2026
it’s not like dmv employees are traffic cops. even if you said you drove they would just wag their finger at you
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 24/09/2026
facts
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 23/09/2026
BREAKING: donald trump is a dumbass
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 23/09/2026
and yet it does. people like you are supposed to protect us from things like that
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 20/09/2026
mmk. by the very same poll, 50% of pollees said that they were “familiar with” (aware of) the executive order. which doesn’t even qualify as a majority.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 20/09/2026
which, to be clear, i agree with. trump is a dumbass making decrees about the names of things that will never be respected.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 20/09/2026
i don’t see a single thing in that poll that says “the majority of US citizens said they see Lake Ontario on a google maps map”, which was your original claim. i think what you meant to say was “the majority of people in an ipsos poll do not approve of renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America”.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 19/09/2026
just to circle back on this… you explicitly said “most of us in the US”. yet you have no proof that claim.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 19/09/2026
mmmmm, yes, to a degree. republicans have consistently fked everything up and then relied upon democrats to fix it for well over two decades
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 19/09/2026
rfk cares about one thing - whether or not he can locate the quantity of drugs he needs to stuff up his nose to keep him semi-stable
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 18/09/2026
what’s that image from?
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 17/09/2026
no. it won’t be great again until the orange turd in chief dies. i don’t care how he dies, he just needs to go
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 16/09/2026
it’s fucking hilarious that everyone, including ed’s band abandoned him. act like a bitch get ditched
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Pete Hegseth’s Mom @teenge-dinosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1.5 million pics of 50,000 vehicles over the course of 3 months from ONE FLOCK CAMERA. They can identify you, your passengers, your bumper stickers — all this turns into data ... that can be used to create a profile of you !!!!!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 16/09/2026
well… you’re gonna have to keep voting, because republicans run everything right now. any “i did this!” signaling is meaningless until a body can make that reality
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran seems like he’s a douche
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 16/09/2026
LOL. that is unlikely to happen
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The Center Holds @thecenterholds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
technologies… maybe. more likely he is allowed to use experimental/non-approved drugs that the rest of us aren’t allowed to use and/or can’t afford
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
when people say that, they aren’t saying “i’m not empathetic enough to understand gay people”. they’re saying “i think it’s gross that gay people enjoy being together”
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
still waiting on scotus to do the right thing… we might be here a while
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
lol his fat ass looks hilariously tiny behind that student desk. good. fuck trump
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
literally nobody likes rich californians. stay the fuck home in napa, you pricks
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
not sure he broke it all tho. still looks pretty boring to me
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
why does jared always look like he just smelled a fart?
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 14/09/2026
good. fuck russia
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 13/09/2026
there’s not anyone else to blame. trump did this.
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Martin @ampule2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes the Houthis moved quickly but FFS surely it must have been part of a contingency. Once again, total lack of planning by Mr. Testosterone.
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 12/09/2026
home boy's lookin ROUGH ('25 vs '26)
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 12/09/2026
lol texans will never vote blue. idk what it is - lack of education, indoctrination, something… texans always vote against their own interests
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 11/09/2026
ken paxton robbed people blind with corruption while he was in office. talarico just wants people to have healthcare. people that see them as equals are just absolutely fkin stupid. then again, it is texas
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 11/09/2026
last time i checked mr poops-his-pants doesn’t have over a trillion dollars. if you’re someone who believes him when he said this then you are an idiot
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 11/09/2026
donald j trump has lied about abusing children, why is it surprising that he lies about viewing numbers?
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 10/09/2026
surprise surprise. trump abused more little girls than was previously known
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 10/09/2026
oh yeah i just love people who lie to make a buck. truly standup guy!
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 09/09/2026
there’s really only one thing to understand. people are corruptible when they know there won’t be consequences
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ʀօɮɛռɦɛɨʍɛʀ @robert.rbnhmr.me · 09/09/2026
what is trumpty dumpty going to do with the profits from his $25,000 tickets? i guess cocaine isn’t cheap, but surely it doesn’t cost that much?
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