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Time for a vacation. Don't sell the good china while I'm gone, and if you bang your head on the ceiling while jumping on the bed then let me offer a preemptive "I told you so!"

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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I have the appropriate gif:
Henri the Cat, peeking over the edge a box, with the caption: "I'm surrounded by morons."
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Screen capture from the film JAWS with a portion of Quinn's soliloquy about shark eyes superimposed: "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Finally! The Za'atar seasoned saltines that started the whole journey. *Definitely* worth the wait for the spice mix to arrive via mail order. But it was difficult to postpone diving in until *after* taking pictures. Merry Christmas, Bluesky!
Za'atar seasoned saltines in a bowl on the stovetop. They have *no idea* what's waiting for them, the poor dears.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Winnah!
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Finally! Just arrived, today. Now I can try the original recipe that started me on the whole seasoned saltine journey!
Jar of Za'atar spice blend. None of my local stores carry this so I had to mail order a jar. No idea what it tastes like.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I might just be OK:
Photo of Anthony Mackie as Takeshi Kovacs in the Netflix series "Altered Carbon," which they *still* refuse to release on DVD, dammit...
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Thank you! It needed an ending :-D
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This is what YouTube looks like when you turn off history and AI Overview.
Screen capture of YouTube with History and AI Overview turned off leaves you with just a search bar and nearly nothing else.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
OK, I like this idea of identifying more Christmas movies beyond the obvious standards. I'm gonna add "Enemy of the State" to that list.
Still image from the film "Enemy of the State." Will Smith is in a lingerie store buying fancy stuffs as a Christmas present for his wife.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Seasoned Saltines Solstice Round: This is the version I dreamed of but didn't think I could pull off. Lemon Cookie Saltines! They're sweet, they're lemony and I'm pleased as punch it worked, as I've never used coconut oil or lemon extract before. 1/3
Lemon cookie flavored saltines in a white bowl on the stove. I like that they're "stealth" in that they look like ordinary saltines until you bite into them. Just one sleeve of saltines doesn't fill this bowl very much, does it? Next time, I should make more.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Picture of box of Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Useful for scrubbing illegal names off of national cultural buildings and edifices.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Kitteh stretch, also too.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Not my feline, but it's a photo of a cat on an indoor bridge collected from internet. The cat is reaching a comforting paw outward for anyone sad right now.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Holy crap... It's not soon. It's *now*...
Screen capture of "Precipitation" widget from local weather report saying to expect 1.29 inches of rain in the next 24 hours, calling it "Light rain/Wind" and predicting "Heavier rain soon."
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Seasoned saltines post-mortem: Sesame: Flavor could be stronger, however it *does* linger so need to be careful. Ranch: Too salty. Try different mix. Thai Green Curry: Yummy! Best of the bunch! Pizza: Too much paprika. Used for visual effect but flavor intrudes.
Large bowl of seasoned saltines sitting on stovetop. Each flavor is visible: reddish is pizza, plain is sesame, light with flecks is ranch and darker with flecks is Thai green curry.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Congrats!
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Image shows a capital letter S, with holes in the upper serif. The text below reads "I shot the serif." And then below that in smaller text: "They say it was a capital offense."

Commentary:
I had no idea a typographic-related meme would *ever* become useful, again. I've been holding onto this one for *years*.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
::: team Ronin :::
Still from the against-the-flow car chase scene in Ronin.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
One of my top 5 car chase scenes is in the film "Ronin."
The against-the-flow car chase scene from Ronin is one of my favorites.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Seriously. That photo would've been helpful, here:
From my Halifax Station Minecraft map, the Interior of aerospace factory, assembling rocket control platforms.This is an exterior image of the Halifax Station aerospace factory, in Minecraft.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Achievement Unlocked: Blur tracking in DaVinci Resolve. Mood:
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Even your dog thinks you're full of it.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Three Frames.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Superior. Excellence. "You got my goat-reading meme in my Epstein files!"
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Klaatu.
Album art for debut release from Klaatu, titled "3:47 EST" showing an illustration of a large yellow sun with a stylized face rising over a small hill with a butterfly, several mushrooms and a small mouse in the foreground.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Trump? Yeah. He mad.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This exchange is in the comment thread to the above video. The final quip makes the point.
arthurdent9281
@Elkator955 The fact that they weren't up for reelection probably made it a lot easier for them to decide to break ranks. You're getting it exactly backwards.

Elkator955
@arthurdent9281  So you want me to believe that these senators, including the minority whip Dick Durbin, walked up to Chuck and said: "Hey, so, you can't hurt us, so we are going to tank the democratic party's popularity by surrendering to the Republicans." And Chuck said: "Ah, well, I disagree with you, but as the leader of the democratic senators I...

Seth9809
@arthurdent9281  Why was the exact number they needed, the number they had? Why were all of them not up for reelection?

Why is barely anyone disavowing them?

arthurdent9281
@Seth9809 Because once they had enough they made the deal? Seems pretty obvious. It's like how your keys are always in the last place you look, because once you find them you stop looking.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Peter Gabriel debut solo album, often called "Car." The photo consists of Peter Gabriel behind the windshield of a car that is spattered with huge drops of rain.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Container of Desitin Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Paste.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Looks like someone could no longer justify the cruelty of not feeding children.
Bluesky user "Moderately Grouchy" is big mad that the citizens of Colorado decided to tax the wealthy to feed children. He was losing the argument & decided to block me instead of continuing to his cruel, losing argument in favor of letting children starve.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That works. I was personally thinking of this, instead:
DVD cover for 1995 film, "Outbreak" starring Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo and Morgan Freeman. The film's tag line in this image is "Try to remain calm."
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
(twice in one day w/this gif)
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Rahm! Read the sign! Do Not Dumb Here! Not Dumb Area Here!
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Woo Hoo!! Outstanding!
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Screen capture from the East Wing entry on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Wing
Screen capture of images from the East Wing article in Wikipedia. The status of the building is listed as: Demolished.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Grumpy Cat sez "Good."
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Yay!
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
From the dept. of "There's Always a GIF For That":
A collection of construction levels all with the word "WRONG" written on them.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I have a gif that often drives these cud chewers insane:
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sometimes, scrolling without engaging is kind of like dreaming and it suggests combinations of things I wouldn't otherwise consider.
I went thru a phase of collecting steamer trunk / luggage / airline stickers. This one is "Bertolini's Palace Hotel, Naples" shows a mermaid playing a harp strung in a tree.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My Grandma had this job in WWII. Trump is calling her a terrorist.
Copy of a famous, "Rosie the Riveter" poster from WWII.
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yo! Justice Roberts! You need a new sign on your door! Here's a good suggestion:
"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
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Robert is Typing @robert-is-typing.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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