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Rob Eberhardt

@robeberhardt.bsky.social
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I'm a software developer enjoying life in Cape Cod with my wonderful wife and a demented orange cat. I like LEGO, video games, and stressing out about politics.

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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I see things are going well over at Facebook
A picture of actor John Turturro in my ‘People You May Know’ feed and an Add Friend button
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This is a real Ad running on the other platform right now and someone Apple hasn’t sued anyone over there - people have been running fake Apple ads with the logo for months
A fake Apple ad with the real Apple logo, styled to make it look like an official Apple product
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHFAHAHFAHAHAFHAFHAFHAHAAHAH <deep breath> HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHA anyway least surprising headline of all time
A picture of Trump and Musk with a Tesla in front of the White House withh the headline 'Trump's efforts to help Tesla could hurt it instead'
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
<checks watch> Yep
A screen-shot of a news story showing a picture of Sam Bankman-Fried, convicted crypto fraudster, with the text: "BANKMAN-FRIEND JAILHOUSE INTERVIEW: I'M REPUBLICAN NOW!"
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
Spooky iron gates leading into Yharnam, a gothic nightmare town from the game ‘Bloodborne’
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Spring is sproinging! #orleans #capecod
A pretty tree budding in the morning sun
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
linktr.ee/alexnorris
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have no idea if TIME magazine even exists anymore, but this is a great cover
An image of a cover of TIME magazine showing the White House partially transformed into a version of the Kremlin, with red brick and colorful parapets on top
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
An embroidered artwork by Louise Bourgeois from 1996 with the words 'I HAVE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK. AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS WONDERFUL.'
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You suck, google
a screenshot from Google Maps showing that they have changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to ‘Gulf of America’
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yeah this is not instilling confidence www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...
As many air travelers remain jittery about flying following the Jan. 29 midair crash of an American Airlines flight and a military helicopter near Washington, D.C., Elon Musk and his band of twenty-something DOGE techies are coming to the rescue. Sean Duffy, President Donald Trump’s new transportation secretary, said on X this week that the DOGE team members “are going to plug in to help upgrade our aviation system.” Musk confirmed the news, stating, “With the support of President @realDonaldTrump, the DOGE team will aim to make rapid safety upgrades to the air traffic control system.” He added no details and did not explain how his DOGE employees, none of whom apparently have any aviation safety experience, might accomplish this. The website Wired reported this week that Musk’s DOGE engineers are ages 19-24, with the youngest one still in college. They have been busily poking into the data centers of several government agencies in recent days, causing consternation among many in Washington about data security and illegal access.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
First film: Safety Not Guaranteed
Last film: Demonlover
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Police Captain shouted 'Tommy, c'mere! Take this man to his hotel room please, his friends are waiting!' and that's the story of how I was given a police escort in Times Square, New Years Eve, 1991. Can you believe this was our room? 7/7
A hotel room overlooking Times Square, from the 2nd or 3rd floor above the street
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
He might enjoy this book
Cover of a book called “The Nineties” by Chuck Klostermsn- the cover shows a transparent slimline telephone with visible internal components
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Post a video game GIF from the year you were born.
A person maneuvers a red mechanical helicopter with two levers, in an old-fashioned game from the 60s.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What
Eight accounts with variations of the same username and identical profile images
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars or Star Trek
An Eagle spaceship from the show “Space 1999” is caught in some kind of purple lightning bolts. The Eagle ships have a pointed nose, four landing feet, and a long rectangular center-section
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
A hand holding a crumpled-up and then un-crumpled-up paper face emoji that looks stressed out and tired
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era of your life.
A man in his late 20s sitting with legs up on the desk in a messy cubicle at Atlantic Records in 1992, surrounded by software boxes and computer gaming magazines. A Grateful Dead sticker is on the cubicle.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Album cover of 'Delaware' by Drop Nineteens -A young girl stands in front of a barber shop holding a pistol while smiling.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you can see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
A person standing in front of a large mural of a blue whale, next to a bus stop bench. The back of the bench has the words GOD HELP ME in large block lettering.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Chekhov's Live Snake
Two women unloading a crate from a small plane. The crate says 'CAUTION LIVE SNAKE' on the side. From the film 'Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)'
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer:
A Texas Instruments programmable calculator (introduced in 1977) with a magnetic card inserted in the side slot for program loading and storage. It has multicolored function buttons and a red LED display.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Give "Twin Sitters (1994)" a Blu-Ray reissue, you cowards.
Two large twin men with long hair wearing outlandishly-colored bathrobes or something from the movie "Twin Sitters"
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
me in my echo chamber
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
An album cover I made in the 90's for an FFRR sampler - the circular logo is depicted in 3D over a futuristic cityscape with blue horizon
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you see this post a vampire
A vampire eating an ice cream cone in a scene from the movie “Near Dark” directed by Kathryn Bigelow, 1987
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A curvy blue phone
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A basket of shirts in front of a shop that says “imperfect youth shirts” on it
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Me finally listening to the @blankcheck.bsky.social Twin Peaks episode, screaming at my phone every time you say 'is there anything else in Season 1 we need to talk about' and haven't talked about Miguel Ferrer yet
Lara Flynn Boyle crying in her classroom in Season 1 of Twin Peaks
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
mood
a stern-faced Kyle MacLachlan as "Agent Cooper" from Twin Peaks, hands folded at the end of a table with a mug of coffee in front of him
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
WTF, audible algorithm
A screenshot of the audible app - the first “you might enjoy” suggestion is the word “fascism”
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
YOUR MOM'S HOUSE
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
My babies
A small grey and white kitten and behind her, a small orange boy kitten - they’re sitting on my desk in front of a computer screen
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I was scrolling around in Maps for fun and noticed these boat donuts :) #mildlyinteresting
A satellite view of a pond in Cape Code that shows the circular wakes of someone in a speedboat doing donuts
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Thanks for all the good jams, Phil
Phil Lesh playing guitar in front of the "Wall of Sound"
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
speechless
two weird-looking guys, one of whom has a very strange beard with a cutout around his mouth and face tattoos, the other who is Kyle the murderer guy, standing in front of Mar-A-Lago
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I grew up in La Jolla. There have always been tacky displays of wealth there. But this... I'm speechless. Praying a large, localized earthquake knocks it into the sea.
a very ugly, very sprawling house awkwardly perched on a beautiful cliff over the pacific ocean in La Jolla, CA.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
defund Google:
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
if you put this on your SaaS landing page, I'm probably gonna bounce
A screenshot from a SaaS landing page that has 'AI-first' as the first part of the product description.
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Found a hat for @gruber.foo
A ball-cap that says “I know all the fonts” in red embroidery
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
The world just got put back a little bit better, thanks @theonion.com !
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
What's your "no one but me remembers" game? Bouncer arcade stand-up! That’s me in the “Police” tour shirt: www.turbosub.com/bouncermain....
A man playing an arcade coin-op game in 1983 called “Bouncer”, wearing a shirt that lists bands “Police”, “Berlin”, “The Fixx” and “Thompson Twins”
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Serendipity
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Oh god oh no
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Cozy
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Rob Eberhardt @robeberhardt.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
"Masterful gambit, sirs!"
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