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Rob Dobi

@robdobi.bsky.social
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editorial illustrator / ruins photographer / former merch designer / dad. tees available @ fullbleed.org i made that your scene sucks website

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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i can't wait for all the former fetterman staffers to release all his texts etc... and it is just "HUNGRY! MORE HUMAN MEAT!" and "BRING MORE TOILET WATER NEED DRINK!"
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my home depot is setting up their halloween decorations and there is this giant 12 ft mitch mcconnell head.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i made a conversation starter / potential investment opportunity. fullbleed.org/products/flo...
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this new snag album freaking whips ass, reminds of the kidcrash / off minor / malady open.spotify.com/album/0crvmP...
open.spotify.com
All The Cages Holding Us Will One Day Turn To Dust - Album by Snag | Spotify
Snag · album · 2026 · 11 songs
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
When someone asks why I’m no longer talking to an old friend
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
wow! winamp just announced their first wearable smart glasses
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Picked up a set of drums for free off Facebook marketplace for my kid and the previous owners ten year old played American idiot on bass for me and I told him about the bass line on Maxwell murder and I hope I changed his life.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Google trends for “reflecting pool” is so funny
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
MISTER PRESIDENT THANK YOU
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i tried getting feedback about the whole end it / banana man controversy and didn't get a whole lot of closure.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Same energy
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My culture is not your costume
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
every social media manager for the next few days...
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nothing like seeing people at the flea market bummed they poured a bunch of money into an AI slop children’s book NOBODY was interested in. I heard several people pass by and tell their friends “that’s AI” Anyway, bought my kid some crocheted cats from a nice lady.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i have zero video editing skills but if i did i would voiceover this with my half decent alex jones impression and deepfake him being bald
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got fiber internet and now my stools pass easier.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"waymos" sounds like a racist slur for a collection of cars.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
1,2,3,4 whose unc is at my door?
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Got the word that former conservative radio host JJ McCartney passed away, if you have EIGHT hours to kill my buddy chris james made a supercut of him and others calling into his show and mentioning the word "shirt" to make him snap www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqyr...
youtube.com
NEAS Presents: The JJ Supercut
YouTube video by Not Even A Show
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’ve seen multiple QAnon people call for the 25th amendment and I feel like everyone in the Epstein files is gonna call for it next.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
happy new longmont potion castle day buy.stripe.com/3cI3cw8TH2GF...
buy.stripe.com
Stripe Checkout
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"what if someone ate a knife and then they farted and the knife came out in gas and stabbed everyone in the room?"
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm yelling "Go ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" straight to heaven
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i don't know if i ever posted this cause it is so stupid but i once called a religious call-in show and recited sum 41's "fatlip" as part of my question
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I *almost* feel bad about this ridiculous ratio.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
new white house milk ad featuring RFK jr
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my only experience with scott adams was me making fun of him getting cancelled for going on a racist rant and getting dilbert pulled from various papers and i wondered what would happen if conservatives adopted dilbert as their new punisher logo and then dozens of shirt sites offered it for sale.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We’ve had contractors working on our house for what feels like forever and I always try to do something nice for them, always offering coffee, bagels, lunch etc… but the other day I did something really special and played “boys and girls in America” by the hold steady while they were working.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
the two worst types of people on any form of social media are the "truth seeker" and the "digital creator"
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"wicked for good" sounds like a charity set up by a BDSM store.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
check it out, what if the epstein clients were all dropped like a coachella poster?
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
unearthed footage of donald trump reacting to the grape lady falling
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
with trump / the whitehouse fully embracing memes i can't help but wonder what this presidency would have been in an alternate timeline
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Why do we know more about Tyler Robinson in 5 days than we do about Vessel, the mysterious singer of Sleep Token in over nine years?
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
i feel like we are a few months away from compilations of public space murder videos with this guy making squirmish faces inbetween.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Explaining to my parents the meaning of groyper might be more complicated than telling them how to download photos off their iPhone
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
pretty sure i found tyler robinson's spotify profile and i guess his musical taste was basic af
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
etsy sellers are not ok
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
i just got back from home depot and their new halloween display has a 20 foot tall donald trump hand.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
New Department of War branding makes total sense.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Renaming my bathroom “the department of piss”
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
2PM announcement
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Dashcam footage of Rudy Giuliani helping the woman on the side of the road
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
when you break out the 64 and play too many mario party mini-games
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
i'm going to make a ceviche out of the panera lemonade that kills you and walmart radioactive shrimp
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
if you got married in a barn before pinterest existed you were either a cow or a horse.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Perfectly shaped pool, no notes.
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Made a shirt you can wear around your odd uncle fullbleed.org/products/nev...
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
saved you a click, it is just a regular human with three asses
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Rob Dobi @robdobi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i have obtained a copy of the letter trump penned to epstein and the woman looks oddly familiar
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