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Rob DeVeets

@robdevita.bsky.social
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Uncle Frank from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” with a giant fake hand over his real hand
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me, when someone thanks me for my help
A “No parking any time” sign. The words “no parking” are Sun-faded and hard to see. The sign appears to simply say “any time”.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The source of one of my favorite “old internet” jokes.
Cover art of the 007 video game showing Bond’s mouth extended because his hand aligns with his mouth
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds, wearing a suit and holding an egg. The overlay text reads “can I offer you a nice Pair of shoes in this trying time?”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds, wearing a suit and holding an egg. The overlay text reads “can I offer you a nice Pair of shoes in this trying time?”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Better or worse than this?
Pinnacle gummy-flavored vodka
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@support.bsky.team is this a new feature? 😵‍💫
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
We can blame Allan Sherman for this.
Allan Sherman singing “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Warren Beatty reprising his role as Dick Tracy on TCM to retain the IP rights
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“It’s a banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A still from a 30-year-old Simpsons episode, presented without comment, and not reminding me at all of current events.
Episode of The Simpsons showing the RNC and the DNC. 

RNC banners: 
WE WANT WHAT'S WORST FOR EVERYONE
WERE JUST PLAIN EVIL

DNC banners:
WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES
WE CAN'T GOVERN!
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
He’s got that GLOW
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Seems dangerous. I’ll take the stairs
A hotel sign that says:

ICE
ELEVATOR
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
I’ll join the Grillo’s bandwagon.
Rob as a delicious dill pickle lounging in a chair.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
IMMIGGANTS! I KNEW IT WAS THEM! EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE BEARS I KNEW IT WAS THEM!
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Pee-Wee Herman dressed as a Flying Nun
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
A scary thing is behind you
WRITE A HORROR STORY IN
SIX WORDS OR LESS
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Does this help
A Schmidt baking company truck, with a photo of a child covering their eyes with hamburger buns. Wacky-looking eyes and eyebrows have been drawn on the photo.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Yup, that’s the good stuff.
iPhone Lock Screen background based on beautiful photography from @carlbergstrom.com of the northern lights caused by the May 2024 solar storm.iPhone wallpaper based on beautiful photography from @carlbergstrom.com of the northern lights caused by the May 2024 solar storm.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
I saw a blue jay today. I hope this brings some solace.
Blue jay sitting on a tree branch, back to camera, looking to the left. There is a garage roof in the background.Blue jay sitting on a tree branch, back to camera, looking backwards over its right “shoulder”. There is a garage roof in the background.Blue jay sitting on a tree branch, back to camera, looking to the right. There is a garage roof in the background.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
As opposed to students who don’t protest… who also face financial setbacks.
(CNBC headline) College protests: Some students may also face financial setbacks
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Man holding a Wii remote, from the “Wii Shop Music” sketch from “Nirvana the Band the Show”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
And yet
I love DrunkGrunkle but DrunkGrunkle does not love me
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Should I go for this deal I saw at Target yesterday?
Sonic superstars for the Nintendo switch on a shelf at Target. Its normal price is $59.99. It is on sale for $79.99.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Bar scene from the TV show “The Simpsons”. More, Homer, and Barney are looking over at Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbadoo.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Surprised pikachu meme
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Thumb hovering over the button because of how this image is making me wrestle with my feelings
Preparing to report a very pornographic drawing of a very sexy hippo/human hybrid (the hippo is the top part)
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Scene from the TV show “Community”, where the Dean is looking at something on his computer and saying “This better not awaken anything in me.”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
faithbro says good morning.
A praying mantis sitting on an iron railing.Alternate view of a praying mantis sitting on an iron railing.Close-up of a praying mantis sitting on an iron railing, appearing to look at the camera.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
This little dude would like some pets and scritches.
A side view of a snail crawling across wet pavement.An angled view of a snail crawling across wet pavement.A close-up side view of a snail crawling across wet pavement.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
A scene from ‘Breaking Bad’, in which Jesse is screaming “he can’t keep getting away with it!”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Did somebody say “Boof”? 😏
Brett Kavanaugh, Boofing-lover, and judge (or something)
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing WHAT
A headline that says “MTG is partnering with Fallout, Assassin’s Creed, and Final Fantasy”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Good morning! Let’s do that “today” thing.
A clear blue morning sky, not a cloud in sight. There are some trees and water towards the bottom of the frame.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Repost with a photo where you aren’t even the least bit menacing
A photo of a man wearing a hat that looks like a birthday cake with lit candles.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Met this nice woman in the Trader Joe’s parking lot.
A wide view of a duck nesting in the grass on a median in a Trader Joe’s parking lot. Next to the duck, there is a sign that says “Look out… nesting (mama) duck.” Under it is another sign that says “Please do not feed mama duck. Thank you.” There is a utility pole and parked cars in the background. A close-up view of a duck nesting in the grass on a median in a Trader Joe’s parking lot. Next to the duck, there is a sign that says “Look out… nesting (mama) duck.” Under it is another sign that says “Please do not feed mama duck. Thank you.” There is a utility pole in the background.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I’ve been watching very old episodes of Family Feud, and one thing is certain: Richard Dawson was a super-spreader.
Richard Dawson kissing women contestants on ‘Family Feud’ directly on the lips
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
In this house we fucking love Ernest posting
An image of Ernest P. Worrell, a fictional character that was portrayed by American actor Jim Varney in a series of television commercials and then later in a television series (Hey Vern, It's Ernest!) and a series of feature films.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
@thedevil.bsky.social I’m a man of my word
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Not today, @thedevil.bsky.social (I’ll follow you back tomorrow)
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
This is some AGGRESSIVE marketing.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
“While we recognize your account of the events, we want you to know that we take accusations like this very seriously”
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Things that nothing is more cool than, according to @sonic.bsky.social: 1) Being hugged by someone you like Things that are “No good”: 1) When someone touches you in a place or in a way that you don’t like 2) Nazis
Sonic the Hedgehog saying that there’s nothing cooler than being hugged by someone you likeSonic the hedgehog saying that if someone touches you in a place or in a way that you don’t like, it’s no good
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
There’s sadness in his eyes. But also, hope.
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
without downloading any pics where are you mentally
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Rob DeVeets @robdevita.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
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