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Rob VanArk

@robbypants.bsky.social
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Software developer with two kids and three cats who loves D&D.

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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do that once a week to help flush the system. Just say you were doing maintenance. 😛
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I haven’t seen Fio in forever. I always played her on Metal Slug 2.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My BG3 Tav from my honour mode run a while back. Yes, I have ridiculous numbers of screenshots of all of them.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My dad quit just over 40 years ago and he says he’s occasionally tempted. For him, it’s worst at a bar.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Our first cat Sonja (both an early pic of her and one of the last ones we have of her) named after figure skater Sonja Henie.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I like the dark green areolas in the last pic.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love the way they hang asymmetrically out the sides.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What a happy little accident.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Fight Club: The Narrator is Lazy
ALT: Fight Club: The Narrator is Lazy
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I always love seeing your work.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How ‘bout my latest BG3 Tav’s nip slip?
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Off to swear my oath of citizenship!
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No box is too small for Jack.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They both look nice! I think the first one is my favourite.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My dad made this sword back in the mid 90s for someone. He died a while back and the sword found its way back to my dad. It was fun to see it again after so long.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
46 (My dad made this sword back in the mid 90s for someone. He died a while back and the sword found its way back to my dad. It was fun to see it again after so long.)
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Not sure what she’s looking for in the laundry sink.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Jack doesn’t think I need to work anymore.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I hope it goes your way!
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They’re hugging!
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I love the squish when she reattaches them.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I love that the don’t quite cover her areolae.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
He’s consistently bilked the American taxpayers out of tons of money. This is quite on brand.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
MTG was told she couldn’t run for a Senate seat and is pitching a fit. She’s doing nothing of substance to fix the things she’s complaining about.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
How do you pronounce Xwitter? I assume it’s “shitter”.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I love how people think republicans are wizards who can mentally declassify things after the fact.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Absolutely wonderful.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Now that the emails revealed she lied, is she going to get the same treatment her husband got in prison the last time Trump was president?
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I found bro just chilling like a human when he thought no one was looking.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Love the sheer fabric.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Looks like one of mine. I am posting this while cat-trapped by another.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I think she should turn around and show us, just to be safe.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Well, that came in quickly.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
And I love that you love doing that. Your goblins are always fantastic.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
First of the season.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I love when her boobs clip through her tabard while walking. Also, I see you play the same game that’s my current hyperfixation.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My wasted life is filler for it.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I like the rounded better.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I was circumcised, later took Tylenol, then later realized I’m likely autistic and was never diagnosed. I’m so confused. I think the takeaway is: don’t trust RFK Jr about anything.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I like the goblin barmaid idea.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
You make great goblins.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Oh great. What’d he say now? I just saw the generic “thoughts and prayers” post.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Reminds me of people using dog whistle phrases like “urban youth”.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jack loves when the girls go shoe shopping.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fair, for sure. Still, if the vote doesn’t matter, would Trump step aside for Vance? I don’t see Murdoch effectively pushing him out. We learned in the discovery of the Dominion suit that Murdoch explicitly chose to back Trump and his election lies to protect profits. The base picks Trump over Fox.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
He picked DeSantis briefly several years ago and he flopped hard. I don’t think Vance is any more likable. I think the GOP is stuck with Trump for the remainder of his life.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Jack is making himself long to steal Alix’s burger.
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
What’s better than a box? A box in a box!
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Rob VanArk @robbypants.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Comfort in contortion.
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