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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 12h

What’s happened to your post on my feed is probably a coincidence

Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The Dark Room is on TOUR! 🇬🇧 Swindon, Shrewsbury, Portsmouth, MCM, Chelmsford, Edge Hill, Sheffield, Newcastle, London (nearly full), Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester (full), Southend 🇺🇸 New York City Nov 18-21 🇦🇺 Perth Dec 20 (only 53 tickets left!) 🍍 Thejohnrobertson.com/livedates

The Dark Room, a blonde man in spiked black American football armour that glows stands in front of a beautiful theatre filled with wonderful people at PAX Australia.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not a great singer, pretty fair on ukulele, but here’s 2,400 beautiful people at PAX Australia singing along to my song, “Shut Up, You Tiny Fool”. People are good.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had a vasectomy last week and am still extremely jet-lagged from my U.S trip. Why these details? Because I did a set last night where the jetlag + pain in my balls collided til I was in a daze, which meant I repeatedly said “I had a vasectomy” and never elaborated. New catchphrase?

John Robertson onstage at a comedy club, his suit is black, his hair is long and white and he is almost certainly in the middle of saying, “I had a vasectomy” without elaborating on this in any way.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I regret to inform you I have written the whole poem. Ed Sheeran’s “The Raven” awaits you at www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy

A photo of some blurry text on a laptop screen, mostly the title “Ed Sheeran’s The Raven” is visible.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Here’s a fun, non-marsupial murder fact for that movie - Chips Rafferty, who played Jock, may have been spared a fate worse than death… by his death

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I loved Captain America in Dragon’s Crown

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mention the soullessness of AI promotion, summon a bot pretending to be human.

A human-written post about AI promoters having no souls is replied to by a bot complimenting the post on its “intentionally”.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

THE DARK ROOM rolls into MCM Comic-Con London this Saturday! 5:30pm Capitol Stage Meet ‘n Greet Sunday 12pm Always a pleasure to be there, plus I’ve already been paid!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

This week’s The Dark Room shows: 25/4 Debug Festival Norwich 26/4 Old Woollen Farsley (70% seats already gone!) All shows + tix: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The life of a touring stand-up is why this was my last week: - solo show in Harpenden, UK - fly to Bermuda - three shows on a cruise boat - arrive New York 6:30am yesterday - arrive 6am London today - now on a train to Newcastle to get a train to North Shields for a show - 4am train home

A pale man in sunglasses, a black beanie, shorts and sleeveless exercise vest stands arms outstretched on the large rocks of a beach, the incredibly blue water of Bermuda is behind him

Security footage of level one of The Manor nightclub on the Virgin Voyages ship Valiant Lady, an audience has assembled in dark blue light as The Dark Room’s pre-show message “You are about to die!” flashes on three large projector screens on and about the stage.

The Statue Of Liberty in a photo taken from the window of the Staten Island Ferry

Two large slices of New York pizza on red and white checkered grease paper and a bottle of Coke Zero on a street side table on the Avenue of the Americas in central New York City

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

When your science teacher is shaming you

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

“I had stuff to do so I turned off the speakers while you were on - and I could still hear you. Three floors up.” - Jack Dee, Cheltenham Opera House 2026

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’m sick today so spent part of the day taking an old anime and making it rude. I might make it public. Nice to make a silly thing

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

THE DARK ROOM predicted 2026, and still seems right! #gaming #geek #standup #improv Tour dates: Feb 6th The Y Theatre Leicester Mar 24th The Stand Newcastle Mar 25th The Stand Edinburgh Mar 26th The Stand Glasgow Good luck, everybody!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

March 19th: THE DARK ROOM hits Wakefield Exchange, and look who’s there - it’s goddamn JOHN ROMERO (Doom, Wolfenstein, Quake) and BAFTA-winner BRENDA ROMERO! Pop on down for an especially doomed evening! Get the chainsaw! We’re going to hell! www.wxwakefield.co.uk/Whats-On/Det...

A blue rectangle featuring the words “Dark & Doomy” and pictures of John Robertson as The Dark Room (a long haired man with large eyes and teeth who looks like he might bite the camera), John Romero (a long haired man with glasses who has folded his arms under his chin) and Brenda Romero (a long-haired woman who is smiling at the camera)

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Three weeks to go and 1/3 seats already sold for THE DARK ROOM at Leicester Comedy Festival Feb 6th! Thank you, folks! 🍍🍍💀 Grab yours, Darrens! events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/john-...

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The saddest thing about 2026 is Pac-Man’s decline into weird fetish content

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Beyond ejaculating where and when you intend to, there is probably nothing on earth as wonderful as playing pool on a hot summer’s day in Australia when the air-con is working.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

There are many pleasures in the world, and one of them is a window seat, the Vangelis Blade Runner soundtrack and just enough sleep deprivation to smile like you’ve just shat in someone else’s pants

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Post a fictional comedian who would definitely accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I’m on the road! Two more nights closing the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool My first-ever UK national stand-up tour starts Oct 5th in Birmingham! 90 mins of high-octane improv, crowdwork and dirty electric ukulele thejohnrobertson.com/livedates

A blonde man in a leather jacket drags his suitcase down a night-time street in Amsterdam. His left is thrown high in the air suggesting whimsy. A full moon shines down from the sky.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

The Dark Room predicts the year 2026! Click to see ALL THE SUBTITLES

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

THE DARK ROOM hits Edinburgh Fringe! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Telegraph Come watch and play my legendary live-action videogame Jul 30th - Aug 24th! Will you: A. Find light switch? B. Abandon hope? C. Czech pockets? SOLD OUT 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

MANCHESTER - FRIDAY 25th JULY! Special late-night preview of my new EdFringe + tour show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! Crowdwork, improv, dirty electric ukulele! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Telegraph 11:15pm Creatures Comedy Club Feat. new songs Listerine Headjob + at least ? more!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Another terrible day at the bukkake factory

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

LIVE today at 12pm BST on Twitch Channel Robbotron Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D) returns! Come be a kid and enjoy this interactive roleplay cooking stream!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I love my work. 80% the beauty of people, 25% dirty words 300% committing to mild physical stunts (Pictured: a man standing on six stacked chairs shaking hands with a man who is still, insistently Nearly His Height despite the aforementioned Six Fucking Chairs)

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

We stream tonight! 7:30pm BST on Twitch channel Robbotron Feat. Games! Chat! FROGS WITH TEETH!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I broke the lift in my apartment building Come survive the heat with me and play games on twitch.tv/robbotron

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Happy Tuesday! 7pm BST tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron: we roast and recommend the Edinburgh Fringe Guide comedy section! After 4 hours last show we reached the letter B! Plus interactive chat game Orgynizer - it’s, well, it’s what it sounds like The Dark Room hits Manchester on Sunday!

John Robertson, a blonde man in a black suit, stands in front of the backdrop of Monkey Barrel Comedy in Edinburgh. He is wearing sunglasses that do not suit him. His Twitch schedule for this week has been added to the image. Streams are Tuesday 7pm BST, Thursday 7pm BST, Friday 7pm BST, Saturday 12pm BST, with Sunday 7pm BST being his show The Dark Room streamed live from Manchester

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

My Twitch streams annual look at the Edinburgh Fringe guide begins in 5 minutes on Twitch channel Robbotron! What’s this year’s big trauma? How much ADHD? Who’s doing some AI shit? How many dead parents? Clown school, you say? Come enjoy!

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Living in London again means: - occasional Homburg hat - photo on Tube where I seem astonished by some cosmic horror just out of shot

Blonde-haired comedian John Robertson sitting in a Tube station. He is wearing a black homburg hat, a black hoodie and a black leather jacket. He is staring at a cosmic horror just out of shot.

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Happy Saturday! Streaming now! Twitch.tv/robbotron

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

4th June John Robertson Plays With The Audience (WIP) Seven Dials Playhouse London! 7:45pm Anarchy! Ecstasy! Perversity! Ukulele! Improv! (Bit of language) ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “a force of nature” Daily Telegraph “an hilarious cult classic” Neil Patrick Harris NOM: Best International Act NZ Comedy Fest 2025

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

It’s an enchanted life Shots from The Dark Room Til Ya Die at this year’s UK Games Expo 4 hours of improv, a wonderful team of horses, bartenders, cosplayers and ghosts

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I love crowdwork! And then you get stuck climbing a balcony! Come see me ON TOUR! Next stop: LONDON JUNE 4th 7 Dials Playhouse for JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A punk rock Robin Williams” Fringesider ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A force of nature” Telegraph #standup #comedy #crowdwork #improv

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Unexpected human instrumentality project in the wilds of Cornwall

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Brighton preview of new show JOHN ROBERTSON PLAYS WITH THE AUDIENCE was great! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “You would be a fool to miss him in action” Theatre In Brighton Highlights: - The Nazi Knee Trembler - Cuckold Ventriloquism - New Song: If I Was A Billionaire Next stop: Seven Dials Playhouse June 4th

A blonde man in black jeans and a black suit jacket stands towering above us, his background a blue sky with some clouds. He holds an electric ukulele and has cocked his eyebrow as though confused, but very confident with it

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

THE DARK ROOM opens in Auckland on Wednesday for the NZ Comedy Fest! Use promo code DARKQ by midnight tonight and get 20% off your tickets! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “A Rocky Horror for nerds… reader, I howled” Daily Telegraph “NOT TO BE MISSED” Guardian www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/...

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I raise you this breakfast of champions

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Got my hair fixed up ‘cos off to New Zealand on tour in a bit. Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

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