Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not until it lands on the Machine Planet and comes back to vaporize us 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The rightward slide of American politics takes us inexorably from Bo Knows to Bo Did 9/11 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I met a furry who complained about a lizard woman having boobs I'd just naturally assume they were a fed 2923
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Of all the awards to win as a scrappy underdog, it would definitely be funny to win the most rigged one 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Claude hallucinates, but Childe Hortance the Thinking-Engine is visited nightly by spirits three 1342
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is INSANE that we don't hear this man's name every fucking day. The GOP should've had to go into Watergate level damage control to continue existing after this shit. 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was terrified of the TNG opening and I have no idea why. 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I also like to remind people to enjoy Stephen Root. I haven't worked with him, just, recreationally. They should! 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We're finally getting the postmodern Stardust comic I've always wanted. 020
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My dream comic has always been Morrison/Quitely Stardust, and I'm delighted to see somebody finally taking this on. 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Basking in the adequatulance of my qualnitity 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Republican party has fundamentally never gotten past the image of The Enemy as Maynard G. Krebs 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you're on some RZA shit, but unfortunately it's this shit youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw?...youtu.beRZA unironically creates a terrible beat for a Guitar Center promoYouTube video by Nicholas Wilson 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Isn't the most likely outcome that they just scapegoat her specifically, replace her with somebody 70% as awful, wait for the lib establishment to shout "Aha! Progress! We won!" and then coast at that level of evil forever 001
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe the best blockbuster script of the 90s. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"You did things. Awful things. I see it in your eyes. You can't hide behind your flag for long. You still hear the voices, don't you? Arf." 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Itchy & Scratchy Land Money of images. Convert everything to this standard nobody accepts! 110
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He's literally saying he wants to rewire the brains of all humans into those of tech executives. Gee, I wonder why this tech executive thinks that's the optimal thing a person can be. He took "learn to code" and turned into the bad guy's plan from Snow Crash 070
Reposted by Robbi Ramirezmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I used to think we were doomed because not enough people took the time to introspect, MFers out here extrospecting for the first time at age 55. 0548
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A guy drops off a big printed book with your keys in it every couple months, like the Yellow Pages 020
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Combos used to come with the branding that they were "The Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR," and God, if that isn't the most American thing anybody has ever been called. O, to be the official cheese filled snack of NASCAR. 030
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He looks like the cover of a shitty late period album by a band that used to be cool. One of them got way into world music and one bought a synthesizer. 020
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026God I wish I could casually drop lines like CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG and have people know what the fuck I'm talking about. It's the sexy thing to do. 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Oh, THAT kind of nerd," which is a revelation I really should have had when they let you write Iron Man and you immediately did a Korvac story 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just watched it on Shudder! After the way they wasted THE PERFECT Ma Gnucci in that Punisher thing, it's nice to see Judith firing on all cylinders again. 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Counterpoint: he still hadn't made True Stories 001
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't think I've ever seen an industry where "This could wipe out humanity" is 1) the pitch, and 2) wrong 020
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"You know who else won't...no, actually, we definitely cannot promise that. In fact, they probably will!" 040
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Everything reminds me of her" [looking wistfully at the picture of a fictional Japmerican fighter jet you keep in your pocket] 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026After seeing Dan pop up unmentioned in video footage shot by, like, every essayist I follow, I guess I just naturally assumed you already knew him 001
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A hard-hitting morality tale that dares to explore the question: Should you let a weird cult kill your friend for no reason? 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is a fucking McBain line BJ Blazkowicz? You mean...Rainier Wolfenstein? Fuck it there's a joke here 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The difference between deontology and consequentialism can easily be summed up in the question "Who is more evil: JK Rowling, or OJ Simpson?" 010
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Of course they don't, that's why they use it as currency 020
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A country is a place. A nation is a group of people. A state is a government, which is neither of those things. Nobody owes shit to a government. 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Spice appreciates your Bertholt Brecht reference 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Slutz Cheese Gets a Visit from the Taliban, the post-9/11 song Frank Zappa died too young to record 030
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tonight, we hunt the most dangerous game of all (the T-800) 000
Robbi Ramirez @robbiramirez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Multiplayer is a machine built to create anxiety. I don't want to play PvP because I don't want to get the shit beaten out of me by git gud tryhards who do nothing else. I don't want to play co-op because I don't want to be yelled at by the same assholes for letting them down, or worse, by friends! 010
