Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Extremely funny example of horse shoe theory in that forever maskers are now using the same slogans and imagery as 2nd amendment nuts 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Casually Dressed and Deep In Conversation (with a husky) 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don’t care for either the music or the unbearable ADHD influencer TikTok output of the artist RØRY. But at least her album artwork is also terrible 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Dutch may speak famously good English but it’s clear that no actual English person was present when this charity chose its name 110 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The problem is, we’re also not going to * organise * make a plan * follow through * remember when the protest is * get there on time 131 3
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I am convinced that Cody Dahler is a right-wing psyop 100 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Courtesy of Aldi, the most harrowing off brand crisps I’ve ever seen 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Sure lads, I’ll just scroll through the flags of *every country on earth* rather than typing two letters, that’s much easier 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Daniel Hannan, for The Telegraph: “Charlie Brown Had Hoes” 003 3
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“There are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth.“ 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 27/06/2026After 10+ years of DMs about the bass tone and playing on various albums, I finally met @rjmrgn.bsky.social last night. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny 131 3
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I too like to confidently recall things I don’t remember 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 23/06/2026There’s a certain type of person who positively yearns for football fans to be racist, sexist, domestic abusers etc. For the content. 110 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 19/05/2026What - and I think I’m pronouncing this correctly - THE FUCK 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Eight years in Amsterdam! And what a beautiful day to celebrate with palomas + sunburn 010 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Imagine considering yourself to be some kind of righteous warrior and saying shit like this 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Interesting development in the UK as the “millennial grey” aesthetic spreads to the outside of homes which people are inexplicably dressing up to look like … tree houses? 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 10/04/2026If I had a euro for every time Keanu reeves starred in a comeback movie from a “cancelled” actor who some people might argue was unfairly caught up in the wake of Metoo, i’d have two euros. 010 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Trying to change the time on the oven after the clocks go forward 040 4
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Every photo I’ve ever seen of Sam Carter from UK metalcore darlings Architects looks like he’s posing for a local newspaper story about a man who found a used syringe inside a box of kellogg’s cornflakes 031 3
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Not very British of me to admit this but i am wearing the shit out of this outfit 150 5
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 19/03/2026“I’m ashamed of our complicity in israel’s war crimes and also, can someone get this turkey off my head” 110 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I really wish Ryan Gosling was out promoting a sequel to The Fall Guy 010 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Very, very funny to me that someone would take to Reddit to register a formal complaint about an emergency evacuation 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Btw just because you’re in a warzone using an illegal VPN, it doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a classic meme template 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Every now and again I accidentally check in on Threads due to the way Instagram sneakily shoves its content onto the timeline If you’ve had a good sense to avoid it, the only way I can explain Threads is that every post is a deliberate attempt to achieve this level of contrarianism and illiteracy 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 06/03/2026When life gives you lemons Just put a dog in a bag You’ll be fine 010 1
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I am all too aware that musicians don’t make as much money as they used to. But it is apparently so bad that legendary metal band Lamb Of God had to use the desktop publishing software on a Compaq family computer from 2001 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The third sequel to a mid budget straight to DVD revenge thriller about a man angry about the assassination of a canine has no business looking as beautiful as John Wick 4 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 27/02/2026“Yep, that’s me. I suppose you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation. Twitter. The answer is, Twitter.” 000 0
Rob B @robbarbour.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Good morning from possibly my favourite place on Earth 030 3