Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 15/10/2026OK, but what if instead of your ashes being put into this urn, your ashes are mixed in with the dehydrated potato flakes used to make them? 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"They fired it at one funeral." The 21-hot-dog salute can now be a thing. 020
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You're only allowed to purchase it if you can use it while wearing the bloomin' onion. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 14/10/2026What a ride Monstera by @delilahsdawson.bsky.social was! Crisp writing you won't want to put down once you start. A fantastic spiritual sister book to Bloom. 5⭐, will read again soon. 1113
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Great seeing @delilahsdawson.bsky.social last night at The Twisted Spine for the release of Monstera. Read 9 full chapters across two trains and a bus ride. 1111
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Nearly time for @delilahsdawson.bsky.social to talk Monstera at The Twisted Spine 130
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Fitting end for what was going on in OT for Giants-Commanders. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But you can only get two-factor auth through an internet-connected fridge. 030
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026An eerie, fun story to read over this rainy, windy weekend. Another great work from @delilahsdawson.bsky.social! 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 22/09/2026From Wiki: "An eccentric poodle breeder lures a broke college student to her remote ranch with a promise of research funding. But, as he soon learns, there's a catch." Never trust a poodle person, I guess. 010
Reposted by Russ OatesDelilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026✨GIVEAWAY✨ for an advance copy of MONSTERA. Like and reskeet this post, then tell me how many points you have: 10- preordered Monstera 9- chose it for book club 8- added it on Goodreads or Storygraph 7- requested at the library 6- joined the preorder swag giveaway 5- added to TBR 4- heard of it 306454
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 18/09/2026To me, Rick Fox's Daunte Jones will always be one of the worst characters to appear in One Tree Hill, and they were all horrible characters so that's saying something. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A fantastic conclusion to a great trilogy. A must-read fantasy series that once you pick it up you won't be able to put it down. 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I give $10 a month to the University Press of Kansas because I like the books they publish. They sent this sticker. So go Kansas! tonight. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 11/09/2026But how many people were named Fat Bastard before the second movie came out? 131
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pretty sure I just saw someone in a pickup truck non-ironically driving around with a Charlie Kirk flag in the truck bed. 001
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When that happens, one of the bylaws says they need to use an actual foot. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Jeopardy! Masters contestants shouldn't be allowed to have the right answer if they leave out the verb in their Final Jeopardy! answer. 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just checking on this: did anyone go to Matt Mauck for dental work in the last year? 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'd put money on you having a better chance at getting a save in 2027. 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hearing Eli Manning say "Do I go tighty-whitey or am I going boxers today?" is not something they should have him say on The Mega-Brands That Built America. Or maybe just never have him say it anywhere. 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What do you think he can throw now? Maybe you'd want a few of those for highs as well 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Before that AB, the batter was telling himself: 🎶Just try your best Try everything you can🎶 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is another great addition to the Landmark Presidential Decisions series. Accessible and with depth, a good work to help refamiliarize yourself with the Louisiana Purchase. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If he was twice a Dodger, does that make him Durán Durán? 120
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What if they rebranded to Cardinalz and the mascot became more human-like and dressed in a suit? Would that make it more acceptable? 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hiram Bocachica, now there's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Little-known fact: Squirrelville is just a couple miles down the road from Fansville. 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Why am I just now learning about the 1994 SNES game Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues? 020
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You saw @louisbien.bsky.social all the time in the office! 030
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Undertone, a movie about two people doing a paranormal podcast, only one of whom is seen on camera, just confirming that not everything needs to be a podcast. 031
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Can't DM you, but let me know if you still want to meet up 000
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Why would anyone want to wear a jersey of someone who can't hit a curveball? 010
Russ Oates @roates33.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What a field to see when attending my first NWSL game tomorrow. 100