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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My brother says there is a new TV series starring Stephen Miller as Pee Wee German. Executive Producer Donald Trump says "I have a full plate, but I can make time because I'm so talented and talented and talented. Fuck it, I'm President and Apple TV will produce it in Arkansas, got it Timmy?
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
BBC: A man in Norway woke up to find a huge container ship had run aground and crashed into his front garden. "Sir, it states very clearly in your policy . . ."
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Elon Musk says he's recommitting to Tesla "I want everybody to drive a Swastikar, except those federal employees I fired and those affected by the grant cuts because their US job prospects are dismal and the parents whose cost of living is going up because of . . . me."
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If Afrikaners make up 7.3% of South Africa's population and the murder rate for Afrikaners is 1.8% does that mean they're undermurdered. Just curious.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The Daily Beast 'MAGA Goes Berserk After Trump’s FBI Bosses Say Epstein Killed Himself' Its like "No!! We aren't gonna listen to any facts that are in direct conflict with our fanaticism." We/Our because misery loves company.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Jake Tapper: "He's got prostate cancer. That'll be the subject of my next book. Then when he dies a third book. Huh? Trump did what? He can only do that if he's President." Poor Jake, its May 2025. Hope your dementia slows.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anybody else think Jake Tapper is narcissistic asshole. And irrelevant. Go report on seashells.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Jake Tapper is moving to Fox News?
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Humanoid robot wars: Tesla Optimus can dance and work a factory shift as rivals close in and revolts when Mad Musk so orders.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I contacted the Qatari embassy: me "what do I need to do to get a private jet gifted to me" them "accept bribes"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Time to play each and every Bruce Springsteen song 47 times at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The Daily Beast 'Pete Buttigieg Gets Standing Ovation for Being Able to Speak in Complete Sentences' and has an audience capable of maintaining the attention span to follow a Complete Sentence.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Since the Republicans are against Medicaid I wonder if they might be willing to raise the minimum wage. Might the billionaires be willing to accept a little less. Might the investor class be willing to accept a little less. Might Private Equity be willing to accept a little less. And Corporations?
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
So the 747 the Qatari Royal Family wants to transfer to Trump because its used and has been on the market since 2020 and in need of maintenance. Awww, how sweet, and transactional. I mean if Trump and entourage flew on it back to the US would it make it? In one piece.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Reuters US agrees to sell Saudi Arabia $142 billion arms package . . . and in return my buddy in Qatar has a 747 with so much gold it can barely fly
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Just watching 'Conspiracy Theory, 1997' with Mel Gibson as Jerry a whacked out conspiracy theorist cabbie with a crush on Julia Roberts. Jerry: "And the flouride in the water . . . do you have any idea what that does to you. . ." Hmmm, RFK got his science from a movie called 'Conspiracy Theory' ?
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I had a nightmare where I was having dinner with Kristi Gnome and my mother kept saying "be nice" followed by "no son, a five year old can't stab her with a steak knife, but I can" Go mom!
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The final nail in the coffin of 'American Exceptionalism' Captain Kirk is a Canadian Now I have to rewatch all through that lens.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
CNN White House: A joint statement by HHS Secretary and the Attorney General announced that the cause of autism was discovered by Chief Scientist Dr. I.M. Notnutz. "We are proud to announce that disposable diapers cause autism. The President's EO banning disposable diapers reviving organic cotton...
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The Republicans are gutting Science education and research. The EU has set up a fund for scientists looking to relocate as the US becomes the anti-science sovereign nation. By the way, manufacturing won't work without science. But the GOP belief in a God that won't show its face is unwavering. Sigh
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Washington Examiner 'Chief Justice Roberts affirms judiciary must ‘check the excesses’ of Trump and Congress' What in the fuck is that the definition of, "mirror mirror on the wall who's the the greatest Chief Justice of them all?" "Why you, John, and perceptive"
'Chief Justice Roberts affirms judiciary must ‘check the excesses’ of Trump and Congress'
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
CNN Washington: 'SecDef Hexdeath issued a statement regarding fighter jets falling into the sea and sinking. "This is a direct result of Democratic DEI policies. President Trump and I have decided to hire only white men that are TV personalities and the launching of the USS Rupert Murderach."
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"Ocasio-Cortez graduated from Boston University in 2011 with a BA in International Relations and Economics." I guess this is why Republicans have trouble arguing this woman. Makes their little penis's shrivel even more. We have some Democrats who have risen to the moment. Thanks AOC
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Guardian: Trump says he will reopen Alcatraz prison for ‘most ruthless offenders’ CNN January 21, 2029: The new Democratic President has renamed Alcatraz prison to Mad-at-Lego II to house the previous administration, sycophants, and 6 members of the Supreme Court.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
For all the Republican talk about masculinity they sure are a bunch of fucking cowards. Assuming masculinity and courage go hand-in-hand, which they don't.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Insect porn. Saw these two going at it and decided to forgo the flyswatter, but worse, I named them Donny and Mel. Your time will come.
2 flys in heat
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Laura Loomer is sleeping Stephen Miller?? Gross.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Trump says he should get time on economy proclaiming "I'll even give up golf. Just kidding."
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The next Democratic administration will be responding to the Republican Noise Machine when they become outraged: "So?"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Who's gonna tell Trump when he wakes from his nap that Carney won
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Gotta admit the number of Americans enthusiastic about the Canadian election is our only bright spot, except Trump's polling.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
And the 51st state that wasn't voted overwhelmingly 'Fuck You Trump'
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Birthright citizenship. If its not hallowed ground its just dirt.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
MAGA: Moscow Agent Governing America or MAGA: Moscow Agent Gutting America When his shit doesn't play out: "I was speaking figuratively"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
These Republicans that say they are done with Trump, but if the 2024 election were held again today vs Harris, they would still vote for Trump. They ain't learned shit. Their hatred of 'others' is too strong. "I could never vote for a Democrat, I'm a Christian" from an interview Jess Piper had.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
'There are two categories of idiot: the curious idiot – a category that includes all scientists – and the idiot – a category that includes all who are certain.' from the forward by Brian Cox, July 2021 'The Importance of Being Interested, Adventures in Scientific Curiosity' by Robin Ince
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hey Republicans Lying is not free speech it's Lying.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
AP: 'Elon Musk's X sues to overturn Minnesota political deepfakes ban.' And this is how Trump won. Fakes and Lies.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Nazi Heritage Foundation is our new name and Project 2025 is our creation.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
$5000 to have a baby. Only a demented trust fund baby would think that's adequate .
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"Vladimir I'm so disappointed in you. You're killing people. Zelensky isn't surrendering for some reason, just being difficult. And, is that property across from the Kremlin still available to me for development. I have my best vision yet for that property. Don't worry, international relations hehe"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Of the American voters in the 2024 election. When they say Trump's approval rating is 37%. That 37% are the people that thought he was a better choice and voted for him. 1/3 voted for Harris 1/3 voted for Trump 1/3 didn't vote Some rounding, but essentially accurate.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Will: "Maybe there's more to life than knowing everything" Jin: "Unlikely"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So Adolf says to Himmler "El Salvador you say"
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Elon Musk thinks stepping back from DOGe will help Tesla. Too fucking late Elon, we know you're a Nazi fascist fuck, and we have pictures. And and you're not a genius, just another privileged asshole.
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"There I was charging into the breach. The tourists were everywhere. Then I dropped my 50 caliber anti-aircraft gun, which is always close by in case I need to charge into a breach."
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
For those that don't think Abrego Garcia’s case is a rallying point are somewhat living in a fantasy world. If not this, then when. And there's this E pluribus unum
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
CNN Moscow: 'The Kremlin issued a statement opposing Hegseth's removal, stating Secretary Hegseth has an unequaled understanding of 21st century geopolitics. A worthy player on the international stage, along with Witkoff, who is one tough negotiator.'
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roamn @roamncmagnon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Kristi Gnome is in charge of Homeland Security not Purse Security
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