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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
bro
an anxious-looking chowder cornered in a dark alley by the letter R
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
how was this never a meme
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
CENTRAL PARK (1990) REMASTERED transfer.it/t/QbudlAxlDLIK
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 07/09/2026
first ever for sorenson: vintage winamp skin
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh hell yeah
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
average katie tightpussy post:
tim robinson screaming at the top of lungs with a caption saying "a fuckin bike you fuckin scumbags!"
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is maybe the funniest text to receive from my mom
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
just bought a drill
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
gooning
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
you know, maybe i am just lucky
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
damn this fellas big as my thumb
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
being personally responsible for at least 150 of those peers elevates this tweet to another level for me
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
i cackled like a hyena
1.18tb of logistics
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 19/04/2026
sinead o conner tearing john paul ii a new one
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Daddy would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sausages?
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 28/02/2026
nirvana the the band the show twink peaks
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 04/12/2025
sorry to keep piling on this but i went to watch the video and the top comment says he collects printed sonichu comics
Fun fact, Danny owns every sonichu comic and is deep in the chris chan lore. He's also a fan of sam hyde and avid kiwifarms user. He's probably the most chronically online well-respected musician out therer/OneyPlays 3y ago
Mobarezz
Rapper and comedian Danny Brown said on a podcast that he collects Sonichu comics
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 02/11/2025
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 01/11/2025
told u
neofetch in arch
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 08/10/2025
shaka
@ScaredAsian
im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idro about that rn
05:29 - 02/08/2022 • Twitter for iPhone
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 23/09/2025
can someone smarter than me tell me which of these two numbers is larger ?
They also pointed to a National MediaSpots survey that showed that only 0.5% of the U.S. population watches the network, and the average age of the audience for ABC is 58 years.UCLA
School of Law
Williams Institute

New estimate: 2.8 million people aged 13 and older identify as transgender in the
US
Approximately 2.8 million people aged
13 and older -1.0% of the U.S.
population in that age group-identify
as transgender, according to new
estimates from the Williams Institute at
UCLA School of Law. This includes
about 724,000 youth aged 13 to 17
(3.3% of youth) and around 2.1 million
adults aged 18 and older (0.8% of
adults).
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 23/09/2025
i made a new friend today (:
a sweet deer hugging a big cute golden doodle
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 03/09/2025
new copypasta just dropped
Don't say hi to me in the hall. Don't ask me how my weekend was. Don't walk my desk and ask me anything. Don't send me Christmas cards. Take me off the list.
You don't know me. We have no relationship. And if you don't believe me, if you think I'm going to cool down and change my mind? You should believe me. No one in the world holds a grudge like me. And no one in the world cares less about being petty than me. I don't care. I don't like you. You aren't welcome in my space. You aren't' a safe person for my child to be around or any child frankly. Don't believe me? You should.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 23/08/2025
the deerdra system can hold up to 256GB in storage for later usage
a 256 gigabyte usb suspended in air on a woman’s tank top
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 17/07/2025
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
but doesnt he look almost exactly like laura palmer ?
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 10/07/2025
magic hour ✨
a beautiful woman dressed in all black brings an ethereal quality to the light that touches her as she contemplates how well she is wearing that floppy hat
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 05/07/2025
shout out to my second favorite toy of all time, green foam puzzle cube
green foam puzzle cube
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 05/07/2025
ive had one of these things since i was a kid and its probably my favorite toy in the world but i dont even know what you call it
some kind of blue and green cylindrical water droplet doo dad
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 16/06/2025
how it feels to be at tab zero
tab zero
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 09/06/2025
im sorry
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The idea that trans women are at greater risk of sexual assault is a little weird to me. If they're visibly trans, wouldn't this be a deterrent, as males tend to have lower rates of sexual assault than females? I'd imagine a transphobic asshole preferring non-sexual assault.
4:07 PM • Feb 2, 2020
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 05/06/2025
sorry forgot to tag it
Punishment: Fag Bag
Campers who misbehave or experience delusions of heterosexuality, may have to spend a few nights in a ‘Fag Bag'. The guilty camper (along with his bunk-mate) are bound tightly together, face-to-face, and stuffed into a flexible rubber bag.
With no bottom to support themselves, the fags constantly adjust their position and rub their sinful penises against one another. For added effect, each of their mouths are held open and kept together by a plastic ring strapped to their heads. With each faggot's mouth forced open, the only comfortable position for their gay tongues is when they are touching. The campers may be kept in this position for a whole day, writhing in pleasure as their bodies rub together.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 16/05/2025
fem norman rockwell meme
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 07/05/2025
after grinding all day, yugioh tuesday was a rousing success ! i turned that bundle into the last few cards i needed for my Paleo deck in master duel :3
paleoholic (master duel)

main deck : 60 cards

monsters : 6
3x absolute king back jack
1x ipiria
1x laundry dragonmaid
1x magicolloidal sol

spells : 9
3x reasoning
1x that grass looks greener
2x traptantalizing tune
2x time-tearing morganite
1x succumbing-song morganite

traps : 45
3x waboku
1x elemental burst
3x needlebug nest
3x fiend griefing
2x balance of judgment
3x paleozoic olenoides
3x paleozoic canadia
3x paleozoic dinomischus
3x paleozoic marella
3x paleozoic leanchoilia
2x rise to full height
2x dimensional barrier
3x trap trick
2x dice it
2x ice dragon’s prison
3x destructive daruma karma cannon
3x transaction rollback
1x the black goat laughs

extra deck : 15 cards

synchro : 1
1x herald of the arc light (flex spot)

xyz : 8
1x paleozoic anomolacaris
2x paleozoic opabinia
1x gigantic spright
1x number 2: ninja shadow mosquito
1x downerd magician
1x divine arsenal aa-zeus - sky thunder
1x super starslayer ty-phon - sky crisis

link : 6
1x linkuriboh
1x marincess coral anemone
1x paleozoic cambroraster
1x spright elf
1x s:p little knight
1x worldsea dragon zealantis
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 06/05/2025
movies produced abroad are a threat to national security
the drill penis from tetsuo: the iron man
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 26/04/2025
shes a ten, but shes Atem
fem Atem in pharaonic garbfem Atem in street wear
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 14/04/2025
north carolina mentioned
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 11/04/2025
william heath the bill gates impersonator from nathan for you
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 07/04/2025
omg babe we actually are the same bitch 🥰
Sonic Syndrome Test

three way tie between tails (anxiety), shadow (ptsd), and amy (dependent) each at 90%

Tied Results: You're a Sonic mashup, blending top traits!
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 04/04/2025
yeah i like trains now
Three Cocks Junction railway station

Former railway station in Powys, Wales

Three Cocks Junction railway station (colloquially as Lucky Man Junction)
was a station in Three Cocks, Powys, Wales. The station closed in 1962. The station had a signal box.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 04/04/2025
REALLY WEIRD STUFF.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 03/04/2025
😈
The Innocence Test

Devil Child (85)
idk what you're doing on the weekends, but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 19/03/2025
awww matching death threats 🥰🥰🥰
Wassup u cute
Kys tranny
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 26/02/2025
-Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film
-Elaborate on that.
-No.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 22/02/2025
hey quick question what are we doing here
Gold Star Dislikers

Gold star lesbian: a lesbian who has never had sex with a man.

You are on this list if you:
💔Made a post complaining about gold star
lesbians
💔Liked a post complaining about gold star
lesbians
💔Spread misinfo about what a gold star lesbian is (ex: saying it has to do with trans partners or SA)
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 21/02/2025
tony soprano this sounds very gay
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 19/02/2025
Being female doubles the risk of a person developing PTSD; the reasons for this are not yet understood.[1]
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 18/02/2025
i will never forgive adult swim for depriving us of goth orel
Had the show not been cancelled and cut down to 13 episodes, its second half would have played out quite differently: Orel's paternal grandfather would have joined the cast, appearing in an episode that happens after the events of "Sacrifice" while Clay goes to retrieve the body of the bear Orel shot. Most of the season's latter half would focus on Orel's relationship with his dying grandfather, who would help further Orel's emotional growth into adulthood and help him reconcile his faith with life's realities. Other aborted plotlines would involve Clay's affair with Miss Censordoll and Bloberta's affair with Officer Papermouth, culminating in Orel's grandfather's death and Orel's transformation into a goth-type figure in the wake of the loss of the only good parental figure in his life.
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 12/02/2025
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I WAS TRYING TO CLEAN ITTTTTTTTT
😭
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maggie 🦌 @roadkill.northsky.social · 09/02/2025
Oh yeah its well documented i thought we all knew this
A loser in a shirt he made for himself that reads:

#BASED
WHITE PRIVILEGED ABLE BODIED CISGENDER BASEMENT DWELLING MANBABY VIRGIN SCUM
PHALLOCRATIC MRA NECKBEARD SHITLORD
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