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@roadbeef.bsky.social
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Burbs II: Hemplectric Boogaloo
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mister ploww is a loser - and I think he is a boozer... so you better give that call, to the plow king!
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Lovecraftian barberwave is best barberwave!!
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Polyphony Digital chose this same sculpture as the winners trophy for the Gran Turismo Manufacturer's World Championship of late
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Ashleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
remembering Grover Washington, Jr. who we lost on this day 26 years ago #jazz #vinyl #cassettetape
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I get the distinct impression more impeachments aren't happening because this is a turd hydra, and every head lost will be replaced with more corn and pineapple you don't remember eating
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Exotic, very groovy tunes - Highly recommended Fantastic "getting work done" music for an adhd type like me
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Don't ever do the thing Michael Jordan might take personally!!! It will not end well for you!!
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Solution to blinding spray in wet F1 races: Augmented reality helmet visors. The means exist to display clearly defined track edges as well as minimum-latency outlines of cars ahead. Spray will never get fixed, but AR can be standardized, implemented and policed with tracks and cars as-is today
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
when will we attach dynamos to george carlins casket? surely he's at 5 or 6 thousand RPM by now
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The sooner people realise LLMs aren't "AI" but are actually, very simply, tools to aid in the act of lying, the better.
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Operation Knob Slobberer
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"do you want help persuading your wife to let you buy that LS swapped E30? for only $40 per month, Facebook Entrance can custom curate your wife's feed to see only the prettiest E30s in colors she prefers, to plant those seeds so that your hobby tree might blossom"
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
social media oughta drop the political bullshit and instead begin monetizing custom feed influencing directly to users
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
pretty soon Fox News will air an interview with the "Ex leader of Frogtifa"
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
still air and sunny this AM, into windy wooly grey dark and bucketing down - reminds me of bavaria
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
TOO LOW - TERRAIN PULL UP - whoop whoop - PULL UP
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
that's a very assured "will stoke", they can and will try but there's no evidence guaranteeing they will succeed
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
if my pacifism is frustrating, well their whole strategy depends on getting a rise out of us. it is that rise they need in order to justify their planned escalations. no rise? no escalation and they're left floundering in a salton sea of lies, no escape to the hole they dig for themselves
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
that or their incompetence will come in clutch and we flip both house and senate in 26. gonna be a long road to get there tho. and the alternatives aren't pretty. the portland resident strat is not even to protest the natl guard threat, but to act like theres no threat at all. i like it.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
their name? george washington
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the sad, naked truth here is it can only be done by majority corporate interest. they hold all the keys, they close all the doors. and they will have to be willing to rescind these things if american democracy is truly, truly desired amongst them. because only one person in history has abdicated
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It will have to start at the supreme court. and a few past-due constitutional amendments to check the power of the executive, and close the loopholes being exploited beyond their maximum today. then and only then can we move to talking about citizens united, fairness doctrine etc.
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
WARRIORS REFERENCE!
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Probably a good thing Robin Williams isn't around to witness America decide Androgyny is now a crime punishable by death or deportation.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
IF IT AINT MY COMPUTER IT SHOULDNT HAVE A COMPUTER IN IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Laguner Saycur was fun last week
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The whoop de doo road between Mono and Boundary Peak, of course!
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A less muscular Dave Chapelle could play an excellent likeness and representation of Maxi Jazz. One wonders..
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
she speaks strictly slovenian with barron apparently
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
thats either a wide load pistol grip or the loosest set of fingers this side of the rio grande
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
tonight on mythbusters! we determine if a Peterbuilt tractor can fit inside the urethra of Robert F Kennedy, Jr. without prior lubrication or warning. be sure to tune in
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Scrub it for fentanyl... no joke
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Fantastic
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6FM... Super duper cool video - The coanda effects just as interesting as the manufacturing processes
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100% Blown Wing Powered Airplane
YouTube video by rctestflight
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Whomever pulls off the RKO in the oval office gets a national holiday
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
ultimately vlads just kink shaming. what the fuck even is there for donny to be worried about. cataclysmic moronity, all the way down
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
it's just heinously stupid. putin's play was to bring the same bullshit historical documents to the table as he did at the black sea summit. russia owed this and this from the 17th century. get fucking real. there's no kompromat, trump is LONELY, that's the only reason we're here!! fucking lol
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Putin's got nothin' and this has all been a lot stupider than I think anyone yet realises.
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
as tone deaf as a phone-in fundraiser for uvalde cops
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
SELLER'S REMORSE BABY - WILL TRUMP VIOLATE FERENGI RULES OF ACQUISITION?? He oughta nut up and go for violation of rule #112
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
these mfers right here, lfg
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
well if it's not this it's "coppola"
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roadbeef.bsky.social @roadbeef.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
cell phone radiation bro. dont forget the magentic bracelet. fuck it lets re-adopt astrology. although i do like his anti-car lean.
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