Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 30/08/2026It’s “Ontario” Which means “big, beautiful lake” Not “America” #Haiku #LakeOntario #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/08/2026Trump plays 3D chess? That just means all his moves are Imaginary #Haiku #RealMath #NotMyPresident #NoKings #ElbowsUp #LakeOntario 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 26/08/2026Still blurry @bsky.app It’s just a tiny 3-second looping gif that suffers greatly from your compression. Surely there is a way to fix this problem? 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 26/08/2026“Rocky” looping gif stereogram test (last time I tried it came out all blurry) 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 25/08/2026Lake “Beautiful Water” vs Lake “Italian mapmaker who spent almost all of his time exploring South America and never ever saw or drew Ontario”? Tough choice #NotMyPresident #NoKings 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 18/07/2026Mitch McConnell is Our Schrödinger’s Senator NOW OPEN THE BOX #Haiku 030
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 10/07/2026I need this movie Unfortunately Apple currently has the movie rights for The Oregon Trail so it would have to be more generic Mock-ups via Gemini #TheOrganTrail 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 08/07/2026I spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell this morning @startrekshitposti.ng 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 04/07/2026I’ve been updating and posting this meme for three years now, but each time it has only been seen here on BlueSky, not Facebook Maybe it will happen today 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 12/06/2026I watch in horror As he takes the good scissors To open boxes #Haiku 110
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 21/03/2026It’s that time of year: Too chilly for my spring coat, Too warm to zip up #Haiku 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 14/03/2026We’ve been warning you Now your pocketbook falters Can you hear us now? #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 07/03/2026Their profits were down? Middle East war! No surprise Since prices go up #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 03/03/2026With Trump now in charge Instead of being partners He would rather “win” #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 01/03/2026With no specific recent events in mind at all, just a classic Dukat meme @startrekshitposti.ng 021
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 01/03/2026Let machines kill men? This is how SkyNet started! We’d always wondered #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp 010
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026Then the star-spangled banner, through effort and strain, Shall yet wave, not by chance, but by choice, brave and free— O’er the land that we save, not again but again, And the home of the bold, if we choose so to be. 8/8 000
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026Oh thus be it ever, when free folk shall stand Between despot and dusk, between silence and fear; Blest with conscience and courage, we’ll steady our hand, Pay the cost, speak the truth, make the danger draw near. 7/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026A power drunk on rage shall no refuge secure, From the judgment of time or the people awake; For the union betrayed can be mended once more If we dare what is hard for our children’s sake. 6/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026And where is that vow that our founders once spoke, That no crown nor strongman would rule by his whim? Their ink has not faded, though tested and broke By the hands of the craven who profit from him. 5/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026Now it catches the gleam of a fact-checking light, Now it fades as the lie takes the crowd once again; ’Tis the charter we swore would outlast any blight— Can it stand, can it hold, through this trial of men? 4/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026On the shore, dimly seen through the fog of deceit, Where the echoes of norms lie abandoned and worn, What is that which the mob, in their fevered retreat, Half conceals, half exalts with a sneer and a scorn? 3/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026And the courts’ early cries, and the truth’s muffled plea, Gave grim proof through the storm that our guard was too thin; Oh say, does that banner yet tattered still be, O’er the land of the free, and the home we’re still in? 2/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 28/02/2026Oh say, can’t you see? By the Don’s surly might What we hailed at the dawn of this perilous age, Whose loud boasts and crude threats, through the long, anxious night, O’er the halls of our law cast a tyrant’s dark shade. 1/ 100
Darcy Boese @road.kill.com · 19/02/2026You’re not right for her Does not make you a failure You’re right for someone! #Haiku #RelationshipGoals 020
