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Don’t Ro Into the Woods

@rnwilliams.bsky.social
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Your local cryptid, best friend, & words guy. They/them. Senior Narrative Writer @riotgames.com, thoughts and opinions my own.

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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Years of playing video games has prepared me for this very moment.
A long, drab hallway in beige, brown, and white stretches towards a point of light in the distance. The doors in the foreground, of which four are shown, are white, and have black question marks on them.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
wdym you didn’t grow up with the sexy carrots
A bag of baby carrots from the brand “Bunny-Luv”. The logo is a black and white rabbit on a purple heart. A distinctly feminine rabbit, slim, wearing a deep v-cut, long sleeve black shirt with a bow around her waist poses.She has lipstick and eyelashes and is holding a carrot and looking at it askance. Little hearts surround her head.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
These cats would love to be fed a Churu, and also take up space on your lap.
Two cats, one skinny tabby in the background, one fat long haired black cat in the foreground. Both are sound asleep on a couch and some blankets.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
The primary composition of the painting is in the contrast between the solemn jester (Stańczyk) – the focus of the painting – and the lively ball going on in the background.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
🫂
A gray tabby cat with a white stomach and paws. She is sleeping in a half-moon position with her tongue exposed.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The cover art for Stephen King’s novel Desperation.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is where I post from.
A picture of concrete stairs that lead down into darkness.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Tomorrow! Please do drop by, I’ll be moderating at the very least (and interacting with chat IF I MUST) but it’s for a good cause and we’re gonna make sure he looks 💅 twitch.tv/danny_vito
A two-frame animation of a weevil holding a heart colored like the pride flag and Morrigan from Darkstalkers (indicating who the drag outfit will be.) The information reads:
“Danny’s Drag Stream
Friday 27th
8pst to 8pst!
Fundraising for The Trevor Project, a nonprofit that provides suicide prevention and crisis prevention and crisis intervention services for LGBTQ+ young people”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
💅🏻
A cardboard sign reads: “the only place queer ppl want ice is in our coffee.” “Ice” is in blue. “Coffee” is in rainbow colors.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This might be the funniest professional email I’ve ever gotten.
A screenshot of a work email that reads: “Thank you both for spending so much time with us on Saturday and Sunday.   Your narrative was critical as I am sure you witnessed our inability to listen to your prompts.  Your feedback was essential to getting us to the finish line.  Attached please find the outcome statements for the entire game.”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
You may have been having fun at GDC but I was getting exclusive instagram ads tailored specifically to my skill set 😏
Text from an Instagram DM.

“Instagram just suggested this to me and I don’t know how to feel. https://www.churchofclown.org/adult-classes”
“(stomps feet) of COURSE I want to be a silly little guy. Of course I want to be the best silly little guy possible. Rhetorical question. I can do that for free though. I was born to do it. I am doing it right now”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This is Very Important to me
I’m talking about how much I hate sea life. The details are negligible. I really hate sea life.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
[shakily] d…DoorDash???
Text from the DoorDash app that reads “you might also need: blood”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I want you to know that Danny’s currently streaming wearing this amazing homemade armor. Twitch.tv/danny_vito
Twitch streamer Danny_vito is wearing a cardboard helmet painted silver with a big red plume of feathers on top.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Ah shoot I don’t have the components for Insect Plague. Best I can do is
A hand holds a business card that reads “Pest Cloud”. Beneath the logo, it states: “We’re your sunshine in a cloud of bugs!”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m okay amidst all the LA fires - I’m right on the edge of an evacuation warning zone. I haven’t slept much and I think I might be massively dehydrated, but for now, it’s holding steady.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
You can’t fool me, this is that character from The Amazing Digital Circus.
A clipped Amazon advertisement for “Sassy Stacks of Circles”, which are colorful, textured, and patterned in such a way that one could say it looks like Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I think the biggest problem I have with bluesky is that it doesn’t save drafts, so I can’t come back to myself having a completely normal thought like this one on Twitter.
A Twitter draft. The text reads: “See you in the funny papers, kid.” I smile wistfully, my hand on the doorknob, then open the door and fall into the yawning void of space. It is punctuated only by my screams of agony slowly fading away.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
How it feels being new to Bluesky…
Troy McClure from the Simpsons saying his iconic phrase: “Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as…”
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Four games I’ve worked on!
Legends of Runeterra screen prominently featuring Viego and Akshan. Karma and Draven are on Viego’s side. Irelia and Riven are on Akshan’s side. Wild Rift screen. Lux, Jinx, Yasuo, and Blitzcrank are featured.Desta: The Memories Between. Desta holds a dodgeball while James throws one down-camera. Batman: The Enemy Within. Batman is perched on a gargoyle with its face painted like the Joker.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s me, I’m the newb.
It’s me, Ro! Femme-presenting person with long brown hair and tattoos looking left off camera.
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Don’t Ro Into the Woods @rnwilliams.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Heyyy.
Smudge, a gray tabby with white paws, mask, and belly, lies comfortably on her side on a sage green duvet.
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