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Rory Johnston

@rnfjohnston.bsky.social
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lawyer in Vancouver, BC

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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
these guys are gonna be dry before you know it
Sculpture titled “Politicians discussing global warming” in Berlin, Germany, featuring about 20 figures in water, either with their heads almost entirely submerged or up to their necks in rising water
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill made me smile in everything I ever saw him in. RIP
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This setup seems entirely focused on forcing fans to show up early and spend money outside the stadium on food/drinks/merch. It's a frustrating contrast to going to Whitecaps games, where you can show up 20 minutes before kickoff and BC Place staff get you in very efficiently
BC Place world cup access map from FIFA's website, showing that fans can only get into the stadium from the east
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm picturing this ending with Trump floating down the Amazon on a raft, asking who wants to be part of his kingdom
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is "not the easiest test", if you consider questions like "draw this cube" and "please name this animal" to be difficult
A copy of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, with simple visual and word recognition questions
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sycophants allow dictator to dominate sports thing, al for the glorification of his massive ego
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I've made the decision to read all DJT quotes in Tim Robinson's voice, and my happiness level has gotten a serious boost
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Decide for yourself: which of these men is smallest?
Radoslaw Sikorski (5'11") and Marco Rubio (5'8") shake hands.

Elon Musk (size unclear after failed penile implant) not pictured
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I knew this reminded me of something
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Tommy Tuberville is stealing my ideas
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Rory Johnston @rnfjohnston.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This list reads like it's straight out of Fighting Baseball
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