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Ryan Alexander

@rnalexander.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Culture, Code, Cooking, and Cocktails I computered for a long time, then I peopled the people who computer, and I sometimes still do that while also peopleing the people who people the people who computer (and also people me)

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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday night hot take. Eye in the Sky by The Alan Parson's Project is a song about the neurodiverse experience of Cassandra Syndrome and if you were into it but didn't know why it's quite possible it was resonating with you For Reasons.
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is there any possible way we can stretch out the lead up to the Clackton by-election for just a bit longer? I'm only asking because the Count Binface memes are So Damned Good and they're only going to get better with time. #Binface #BinfaceForMp
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I really hate it when I post something with a spelling error :( something about the web interface for deck.blue causes the in-field spell check to horribly miss-align the highlighting that shows the problem.
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hot take: The worse your organisation is for psychological safety, the more vulnerable it will be to CEO Fraud attacks.
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
LinkedIn inadvertantly sums itself up perfectly.
An image of a LinkedIn notification stating "Nothing is hiring. Apply today"
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A phisher named after a fictional gumshoe sent my father an e-mail from the future to try to trick him into paying for a personal wikipedia page. Didn't work. So at least there's that.
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's 2026, if you're still using twitter as your primary/only channel of mass communication, you SERIOUSLY need to reconsider. It does NOT speak well of you to require your audience to wade into toxic waste in order to be informed. I'm looking at you Niantic, and BoardGameArena.
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
FFS Chrome, stop trying to make Split View happen.
static.klipy.com
Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
ALT: Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's me, I'm guests :D
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gorilla Ballet is the name of my Arctic Monkeys Tribute Band #Austria 🇦🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well… at least he’s not going to have a long commute getting home? #Austria 🇦🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well you might not have gotten choked like you wanted but you sure got screwed by the running order. #Romania 🇷🇴 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Goth Wonder Woman and her Magic Lasso of Truth #Romania 🇷🇴 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Putting this act 3rd from last is a crime. I mean, I’m happy for the energy influx but I really feel these guys are contenders. #Norway 🇳🇴 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The bald guy in the suit in the guitar on the opening gave me serious OK GO vibes but then they pivoted into more White Stripes territory and I’m not sad about that #Norway #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cheers to all of the lighting tech staff who KILLING it and must be having so much fun with that inredible setup. #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No one is buying that she's the one he wants to marry for the record #Italy 🇮🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This guy is Barri Manolino and this is an Achillean version of Copacabana, and I. Am. Here. For. It. #Italy 🇮🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is what you get when you try to order Shakira off of Temu. #Cyprus 🇨🇾 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m only glad they made it through ‘cause I can then recycle the joke I made about another entry that didn’t make it through #Cyprus #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ope, I'mma just scooch in here and see if I can't tweak that autotune up just a scosche. Sweden 🇸🇪 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Masque of the Red Död #Sweden 🇸🇪 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"What are we going to do?!? I mean, he can sing but he can't emote worth a damn, he's like a fucking robot up there!" "Jorgen, you're a GENIUS!" #Lithuania 🇱🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Grace Jones wore it better #Poland 🇵🇱 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
She also works on most modern induction cooktops. #Poland 🇵🇱 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Anyone else getting tweaked by how many loose hairs that bow had from the start? #Finland 🇫🇮 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Devil went down to Finland, she was lookin for a soul to steal #Finland 🇫🇮 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Kidz Bop #Moldova 🇲🇩 #Eurovision
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Eurovision Drinking Game @eurovisiondrinking.com · 16/05/2026
BELTER
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Princess Donut's favorite song of #Eurovision #France 🇫🇷 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Phwoar, check out the panniers on this one! #France 🇫🇷 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That said, He does look like he was shooting for Thomas Dolby but hit Alan Tudyk instead #UnitedKingdom 🇬🇧 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
OK so usually I’m all about tearing into the UK Eurovision entry but by all accounts this guy is lovely and he even performed at EMF2022 #UnitedKingdom 🇬🇧 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
OMG AND Lavina COULD BE THE SAJA BOYS!!! #Serbia 🇷🇸 #Croatia 🇭🇷 #Ukraine 🇺🇦 #Czechia 🇨🇿 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Seriously, if we got Leléka and Daniel to come out at the end and join them I think they could complete the Honmoon. #Croatia 🇭🇷 #Ukraine 🇺🇦 #Czechia 🇨🇿 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
C-Pop Demon Hunters #Croatia #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Big wannabe influencer energy #Bulgaria 🇧🇬 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It almost sounded Reggaeton there for a second at the start.#Bulgaria 🇧🇬 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
OMG I would loooove to hear Daniel singing with Leléka! #Ukraine 🇺🇦 #Czechia🇨🇿 #Eurovision
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Eurovision Drinking Game @eurovisiondrinking.com · 16/05/2026
Good to know I’m not the only one with technical difficulties
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Anyone else getting video weirdness? #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m really glad Czechia made it to the finals, I loved the song, it was giving me Kate Bush vibes. #Czechia 🇨🇿 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He sounds like he doesn't believe his own song. #Malta 🇲🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This whole song is a tease to a Bond Theme that never pays off. #Malta 🇲🇹 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
AstroNAUGHTSSS. ?? dafuk? #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
MOM WON’T LET ME WATCH MY NICKELODEOOOOOON #Serbia 🇷🇸 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This guy looks like he's about to seriously fuck up some Power Rangers #Serbia 🇷🇸 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One for Sir Terry #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
She’s like Hanna Waddingham crossed with Olivia Newton-John, I would be very happy if she won. #Australia 🇦🇺 #Eurovision
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Ryan Alexander @rnalexander.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I reallllly like the harmonies on this song, also she can siiiiing #Ukraine 🇺🇦 #Eurovision
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