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Roxanne Saylor

@rmspinafore.bsky.social
345 followers 531 following 987 posts

Small biz owner. Recovering actor. Childless Cat Lady. Progressive. 🏳️‍🌈

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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I bought a case of champagne in October 2016 for a ‘champagne or cyanide’ post-election party is all I’m saying 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bridge on the River Kiwi 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apocalypse Later
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Prime the Pump, so to speak
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s a 🍤
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Pathetic child like devotion to Trump” is a phrase that should be deployed at every opportunity by the Dems.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is an interesting theory. I’ve always speculated that dog people who don’t also like cats are instant gratification people. The fact that you must earn a cat’s trust is something they don’t have patience/ego for. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hooboy that scary make up and smile. My guess is she’s having a very hard time balancing in high heels and/or on the verge of fainting? 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Prince Andrew is a twat.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get back to me when they’re offering a ham shake
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please. *Please.* Someone force Alito to marry a man. Probably turn him into a much more pleasant person and less of a sanctimonious jagoff.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totally not fair to Eleanor!
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re being punked, right? I’ve often thought since the first Trump admin that they’re seeing just how much they can get away with. Even they must be amazed by how much.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely low T
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I pray he touches the 20s soon. I’ll finally start to feel a little better about the electorate at that point. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course they did
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, are we sure she’s not a Stepford Wife?
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like Tina Fey did for Sarah Palin. Word for Word.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything out of this douche’s mouth should be accompanied by a (mocking) laugh track. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thelma and Louise
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting the dip in diplomacy
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mad respect for her, and that cat tree (forest, really)
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woman in red shirt really trying to game out whether she should tap Trump awake or not. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcome to Chicago! Enjoy our beautiful city (and art).
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cricketgate
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because the low users help subsidize the heavy users, and that’s socialism, see
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Collins has skated by on the (ill-conceived) perception that she’s from the same mold as Olympia Snowe for far too long.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gives Ted Lasso ‘Believe’ crossed with “I know where Hoffa’s buried” vibes.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Except Pete, whose beard has also improved his image.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I initially read carryons as crayons, and yeah, still tracks.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Will Natalie dare play him this clip? Will they hear his response in Baltimore? 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes. And it’s not just a performing arts center. It is a memorial to one of the nation’s most popular and mourned for presidents. Oh, and a nation without free expression of art and culture is not a free nation. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Little Girl on Slide Says 'I'm Done'
Alt: Little Girl on Slide Says 'I'm Done
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah yes. The party that has for years tried to paint vegetarians as effete and to be laughed at, now encourages us to eat veggie burgers. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤞
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
Alt: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Loving the kitten ADHD. “I’m gonna clean my butt—eh, no I’m not!”
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can he campaign on Grindr? Bet a few GOP closet cases would cross the aisle and vote for him. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because cats are smart. (well, except for that whole eating the paper litter thing)
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think perhaps she was following the ‘something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue’ protocol? 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Right? In some storage tub somewhere I probably still have a few of the trading cards left. Yes, kids, there were Charlie’s Angels trading cards back in the day. 
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another popular choice among the grandparent set.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gotta keep things movin’
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But this burger made of rope? and um, carpenter ants maybe? looks so delish
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grandparents would often only have All Bran. Isn’t it just paper kitty litter? 
All Bran cereal
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good job, Grandpa! No no it *totally* went toward the pole with the flag. Soooo close, sir.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Marco Dry Mouth will take your questions.
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Marco Rubio Drinks Water
Alt: Marco Rubio Drinks Water
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he just said “happy birthday, babe” after walking you to the neighborhood Hooters.
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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Including the mystery box that sometimes appears on Trump‘s ass under his blazer.
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