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Michael Preston

@rmpreston.bsky.social
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Washington by birth, State by the grace of God. My employer agrees with the good opinions.

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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JSN'S ANKLE SEEMS FINE
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just don't run the ball anymore.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TEXAS IS BACK BABAAAAAAAAY
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me, watching the Cougs:
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HELL OF A TIME FOR YOUR WORST SEASON IN 15 YEARS
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
KIRBY GOTTA CUT THIS KID, MAN
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NO I WILL NOT PARICIPATE IN THE "ROOTING FOR WAZZU" PERVERSION.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is an afront to God how hot it is in Los Angeles and I've been informed it cooled off today.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
John, come home.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why doesn't J.D. want more people like this? "Oh we can take their money, legally, and they can't tell me what to do with it? Hell yeah, pile 'em in."
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This stuff drives me up a damn wall. We have a very close friend here on a work visa who owns a home, pays property tax, sales tax, excise taxes ... and has no say in how any of that is distributed because he **can't vote**.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Set aside, well, cannot, everything about Elon. Are we to assume that we can just sort out if a person will be "successful"? Like, does J.D. think that a person coming into be an accountant and take up an empty housing unit and pay taxes isn't a "success"?
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did Brian miss his bland burrito bowl?
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Daddy Khosla: "I will never stop talking to the press, who should also not use my direct quotes against me." Little Khosla: "I have no rizz."
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Simply begging the new owners of my football team to log the hell off.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, I didn't drop Morton in there!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not just named after Ed either. He's an alum!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to imagine the breathless coverage this would get is Joe Biden said the same thing about Columbus.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh so you can't even tell a JOKE about two cities getting BOMBED in your OWN COUNTRY that you RUN anymore???
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You have to think I'm on the ballot!" /looks around at literally everything Okay then!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The theory only works when there's nothing to blame him for!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bleak stuff from a school with a top-10 communication college on campus.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't tell you how many times even 15 years ago, working in Lewis County, people just couldn't square "people take the bus to Seattle because there are services instead of just dying in a dilapidated home in Mossyrock".
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Seattle has so many homeless people, icky!" -Midwesterners "Yes ... and I wonder where so many are from." -Me, the last 10 years
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael-Scott-Table-Slam-Thank-You dot gif
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quarterbacks are off to a GREAT start in Seattle.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These guys coach dumb, which might be worse.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh and THEN no offensive players made available for media. Don't think protecting them even more is the answer!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Max Woods makes pne bad decisions to bounce outside the tackles last night and he doesn't get another touch. Caden Pinnick throws a pick while being tackled at the end of an already horrible night and he's right back out there. Says a lot!
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's where I kind of squared it: first two years of Wulff, that roster was so devoid of talent in that era, it's not a quick fix. You couldn't make any judgements about their ability to coach until Year 3. Now? It's apparent *immediately*. bsky.app/profile/xylo...
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kirby Moore getting close to making me not care about Wazzu football, which is a truly insane thing to say.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haven't seen a team coached this poorly at WSU in almost 20 years.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well at least in addition to the lack of good coaching, the effort is terrible too.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These refs are absolutely awful.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Extremely annoying start, just what I wanted in their third straight game at home.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two clean pockets, two missed throws. Very close to being over Caden Pinnick.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You watching Kevin Lopina, God prepared you for anything.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ref struggling just to administer penalties.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You should have to confirm you're 18 before seeing this image.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep trying to think of a worse timeout, and while I'm sure there is one, nothing comes to mind! The game had stopped to confirm the time on the clock, Idaho still looked confused, they couldn't *legally snap the ball* with 1 second ... and Vigen called a timeout. Inexplicable.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kudos to the PBP announcer for naiking how to pronounce Moscow (Moss-COE), too.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely baffling. Mario Cristobal smiles.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like, I just ... WHAT
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brett Vigen calls a timeout inexplicably with 1 second left and then ... just doesn't on fhe 2-PT?
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE FIGHTIN' DAMN TATERS
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idaho running a play with 30 seconds and no timeouts 65 yards from the endzone with a play action fake to a receiver is **insane**.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Kibbie Dome's true, perfect form: the Cowan Spectrum.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starlink ad on the Idaho sideline because even the cell reception is sketchy east of Troy.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone arguing about make or miss, when the real crime is James Franklin playing for the damn field goal.
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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin plays for the field goal to win, his QB gets the ball on the wrong hash on 2nd down and doesn't correct it on 3rd. You know what happens next.
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