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Ryan Coyle

@rmcoyle.bsky.social
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Upstate NY father of two sets of twins #Bills, #Mets, #SU, #Nets, #Atlas Video games, TTRPG, DnD

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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frankly it's a much healthier outlet than other social media.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If these people believed in their convictions they would gleefully walk into the woodchipper of consequences to protect AI
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this how they're trying to improve the Manningcast?
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody who consumes right wing media will ever see Schmitt laying an egg. Like, I don't think he's smart enough to come up with that strategy on his own but you're all doing them favours talking about basketball and not crimes.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that while you're all having fun dunking on Schmitt for being a dunce, you're not talking about what the hearing was for. In a hearing where Smith says his team developed proof "beyond a reasonable doubt" that Trump engaged in serious crimes all everyone can talk about is basketball
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or... not
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ja'Marr down there somewhere
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This what happens when you ask Grok for something other than CSAM
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The bright side with all of Ed Sheeran's openers dropping out. I think Kid Rock might be available.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't anyone tell Robert Kraft about the Streisand effect lol.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like with AI Doomerism in the news that not enough people have read Wanderers by @chuckwendig.bsky.social . Like, not only is AI going to kill us, but here's how it's going to do it.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tell me more about homebrew 2600 content? Like are you making Combat in Flash?
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will not stand for this blasphemy. My Southern Tier Pumking is delicious and besides football might be the one thing I look forward to in the fall.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone is blaming the Rams travel plans for their collapse but what if the 49ers are going to be really good?
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always enjoy these because the people advocating for the replacements cannot fathom that the system will come for them too. Surely we can axe all these lesser beings but they could never get rid of me. Replacing the tier of expertise below me will have no effect on me because I'm special.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unless Jamo reactivated his FanDuel account, LaPorta's going to disappoint you.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here's the thing about making content. You don't have to be right, you just have to make things people will click on. There's no repercussions for being wrong.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lol.. this is where the 1% will go to get murdered by their guards.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are you going to denounce water for being wet next?
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only appropriate time to throw a dildo onto the field of play is during a Bills-Patriots game when Tom Brady was qb.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
so glad we spent $850M in taxpayer funds so we could build a Billionaire a new stadium where I can spend 2 months of groceries to watch a game. Truly a remarkable investment in our community.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A companion of everything my side does that's a problem is a false flag by my opponents
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Step On Me Texas Snake
ALT: Step On Me Texas Snake
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
ALT: Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Taxation > Philanthropy
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think the jury is still out on the Internet being a huge net positive.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment
ALT: Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As opposed to 'X' where the users just do it for you
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No no. Spatula awareness. Leave that in. Let them cook.
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Marmots: Hol up, let him cook
ALT: Marmots: Hol up, let him cook
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Captain Mesh has it all under control.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
get a job Van Wilder.. jeez
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They've been watching football at Marineland apparently
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
never did
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😭
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I left Twitter a while ago but I almost want to log in just to see if it's as bad as people say. I know it's not worth it but yeah.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Brother the 18-34 year olds are already addicted to gambling.
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Jon Renish @jonrenish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm glad she's moved off of telling me child pedophilia is actually cool and I should stop being weird about it and back to her core constituency of gutter racism.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nobody tell them about Franks.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
But but.. why a spoon brother?? Why not a knife? .. cause it will hurt more you twit!!
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am not so old as to forget teams lining up to pay a serial sexual abuser the biggest guaranteed contract in history. Maybe the NFL is trying to nip this in the bud before one of the owners causes the league more headaches down the road.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Let me tell you about smoking in the 90's
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The younger son engages with the incel stuff as it's part of how he and his friends talk but it's mostly in an ironic sense. It's tough raising kids today.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My older son's friends group is all gamblers. They all go to the casino, they have poker nights all the time. A lot of them have been sports gambling since they were 13. The younger son doesn't gamble at all but has a much different friend group. He's much more online than his brother.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I battle both ends of this. My older son indulges in gambling more than I like (he's 18) but he's stayed away from the incel stuff. My younger son (15) is more into the incel scene. In my experience it's a function of who your kid is friends with and what media they consume.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Convinced that if RFK Jr had been named Brown or Williams he'd be in a trailer somewhere cutting the heads off dolls and gluing them on other toys
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The worst kind of core memory. ☹️
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Ryan Coyle @rmcoyle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I don't know how he couldn't see this coming.
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