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rmcl82.bsky.social

@rmcl82.bsky.social
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Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist. Sweary Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Went to London and there are groups of men openly and brazenly riding around in public places with weapons. This place is truly lawless…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those working class types, eh - they should be at work, like our hard grafting right wing MPs, rather than loafing around wasting time…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reform UK: Tough on (some) crime, tough on the causes (other than ourselves) of crime.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s right - I mean, look at this map, and it’s clear that the UK is actually just casting a shadow over there beside Europe…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only there was some recent data on this, or a way the public mood could be easily shown. If only…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actual Nigel Farage: “I have been warning for many months that I won’t come out of hiding and face difficult questions about my illegal activities without a bloody good reason, but the thought that a brown person might have done something somewhere has me positively moist, so I couldn’t resist…”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So hard to decide which aspect of Florida I’d be most keen for the UK to replicate first, between the dengue fever, the ICE goons in the streets, and the voter suppression…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spare a thought for the guy since he was apparently crying in court…and that thought is “fuck you, you fascist prick”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old married couple reach stage in relationship where they even start to dress alike…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well no-one knows more about attacks on freedom of speech than Reform…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Irony just died…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fake news - Donald Trump is seven feet tall
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Committed to protecting women, apart from those like Sarah Everard, obviously…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It must be just about time to announce a new wind farm near this, or one of his other courses. My mistake - it’s *always* time for that.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This time next year, we’ll be billionaires - lovely jubbly…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh dear, one of these women is about to embarrass us all…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The leopard has already wiped its mouth after the last face it ate, and is hungry for more…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The UK needs a new “hostile environment” policy - one directed at fascist goons rather than migrants. And just like the original, the new policy should be designed to make life in the UK as difficult as possible for fascists, with everyday checks and cutting off certain support. Seems fair.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Headline generator: “Trump administration attacks UK on…[insert just about anything]”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actual headline: “Reform says it would declare dictatorship on day one in power, not letting the rule of law or democracy get in our way”. I don’t think any more evidence as to why Reform and Nigel Farage, and these other Temu Trumps, must be kept out of power is needed.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No collusion with Russia - every damn thing he does is to Russia’s benefit.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In an insane world, “be more Canada, be more Carney” are words to live by these days. A toast to you from your kith and kin in Scotland 🥃
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Stuff like this always makes me think of that Rimmer scene in Red Dwarf: “Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign…and if that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the T-shirts…”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We’ve started a list…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not all knees bent (yet)
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well since we’re renaming things, we’d like to suggest “former United States of America”. Signed, the World
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fondest wishes and deepest respects from your Scottish cousins, and know that your resilience and resistance is recognised and admired around the world. Stay strong, stay free.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Narrator: “But the Strait was neither open or free of mines, and nor was it US territory…”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think George Washington would have known exactly how to deal with Donald Trump.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Actual headline: Cunt Toadface defeats Count Binface but doesn’t show up. Again. And in weather news, the Met Office has said it’s going to be a lovely day, and perfect for a parliamentary standards investigation…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The irony of Nigel Farage bitching about people not attending their place of work is off the scale…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Wind Phone at Balcary, Dumfries and Galloway 🫶🏻 #scotland
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Could” doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline there…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“But as long as some foreigns get hurt…”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hello, and a big “fuck you” from Scotland, you orange prick. Would you like another windfarm next to one of your golf courses, or would you prefer to just sell up, fuck off out of our country, and never come back?
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Any chance of ending salaries and expenses for Mickey Mouse MPs…?
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
George H. W. Bush’s letter to Bill Clinton, left for the latter to receive on his inauguration day.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Actual headline: “Yes, even we here at Daily Telegraph think Nigel Farage is a dick and a charlatan. I know, we were shocked too…”
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The very fine Commando Memorial near Spean Bridge in Lochaber. #scotland
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Morning wildlife encounters (and a golden eagle as a bonus too, although I wasn’t fast enough to get a snap of that!) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Actual headline: Ordinary member of the public to call for general election.
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#scotland
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hear tell that Burnham once had tomato sauce rather than HP on a bacon sandwich too, the freedom-hating Marxist traitor…
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A very pleasant evening out on Loch Ness. #scotland
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rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is that tacos I can smell in the distance…?
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