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Ronni Paer Weldon

@rlpweldon.bsky.social
1.4K followers 408 following 5.9K posts

Mom, wife, fabulous cook, so-so musician, better singer, struggling polyglot, traveler, reader, attorney. (I took the picture of the sea lion!) No DMS, unless I know you outside of BlueSky, or I know who you are outside of BlueSky. Otherwise no response.

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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Musk
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
2 new family monsters...er...members. #kittens
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm so terribly, terribly sorry for your loss. We adopted these two on Thursday. The calico is Nora (after Nora Charles) and the tabby is Jonesy (after Mick Jones). They're 10 weeks old and in perpetual motion, except right after they eat.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yep.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Remind you of something?
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is fuckin' hysterical. Meanwhile, at the Obama Center:
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"What did you do in the National Guard, daddy?" "I protected scum."
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
(LOL!!!)👇
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#algae #nationalguard "What did you do in the National Guard, daddy?" "I protected scum."
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hear #MarvAlbert: YESSSSSSS! #KNICKS WIN!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
2/2 This is Penelope in 2019. She was a multitalented musician. (From the time the piano was brought in and set up--I think this took her all of about 5 minutes to decide what she was going to do with it.)
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
1/2 12 years ago, I posted this photo of Penelope on FB and titled it "Stradivaricat." H
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We went through abt $10K over the years w/Darwin (our "problem" child), (now napping w/my husband), dealing w/his UTIs. Finally, we took him to a specialist who ran outside-the-box tests & discovered he's allergic to everything but rabbit. He's on a special rabbit diet. We've had no more UTIs.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My dog, Spenser, waking up on a morning during the Covid shut-down.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#Jesus!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A big clown beating upon a little clown from "A Night at the Opera."
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A big clown beating up on a little clown from "Night at the Opera."
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's a black and white cookie!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Your so damn brilliant and organized, you're going to give naysayers apoplexy!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It isn't mine, but I wish it were:
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
These 8 Traitors are now the Dems Fifth Column. They cannot be trusted. Don't believe anything they say. And whatever you do, don't get into a van with them.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
From my pal, Doug Ferrari:
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Man, I LOVE Standard Time!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
God has sent a plague of frogs after the evil pharaoh. Can't wait until the lice show up!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
God has sent a plague of frogs against the evil pharaoh. Can't wait until the lice show up!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Congrats to the #TorontoBlueJays! And screw you to the owners of the knee-bending, fascist-siding, Kirk-loving New York Yankees.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
And the writing says, "If I fitz in it, I sitz in it." (That's my Darwin in the photo.)
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social #Disney Disney execs should watch "The People vs. Larry Flynt," so they can see what a backbone looks & feels like. They don't even have the patriotism or bravery of a pornographer.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
No, not this. This. 👇 (Even if this really isn't a German saying.)
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You don't like NYC, so you recently relocated to the south because you lived for a quarter of a century (8 years downtown) in Chicago? Check map. NY is not Chicago. Different climates. Different states. Different sports teams, etc. I'm trying grasp the cause and effect here.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Byron Donalds: Well...he said he was Christ.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Years ago, I became a Pastafarian. And, I just started a new sect: GF-Pastafarianism: Gluten Free! (As I have Celiac). C'mon & join! All you can eat, lower carbs, & no gluten!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I see dead people...
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The Ersatz Dictator auditioning for the role of "Lenny" in "Of Mice and Men."
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Heh. Heh. Heh.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Our leaders: Sen. Minority Leader @schumer.senate.gov & House Minority Leader @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Don't they look like go-getters? They personify tired Democratic ideas. Schumer wanted Dems to talks about "kitchen table" issue. THAT'S WHAT MAMDANI IS DOING! These 2 ARE the problem!
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm getting good at these memes. They just write themselves.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
No one is yet admitting this out loud, so I will:
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Takes a bow.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'd be thrilled to do it. Here's one of my contributions to the cause:
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Time to call him what he is.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This about sums up his day: Port-a-Potty POTUS (Psychopath of the United States)
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Where the FUCK are you???????? Do you need a lesson in Yeltsin? Here he is, defending Russian citizens and risking all for democracy--standing on a tank. Your posts are ludicrously underwhelming.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
So, I was looking through a list of Scottish curses (and their meanings) to add to my repetoire, as no one curses as well as the Scots. And THIS came up: (I love the Scots.)
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Clearly, #ElonMusk met up with #BrigitteMacron.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I'll bet the Pope would like to know who this guy on the right is.
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Ronni Paer Weldon @rlpweldon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Who is that guy on the right?
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