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I saw the Barbie movie and it was atrocious. It was laughably naive and contradictory to what it was trying to do.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I have pictures of Baby Yoda on my underwear.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's ironic that they're releasing this movie in 3D considering Jared Leto's acting can barely make one dimension.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If I saw this movie when I was 20 years old, I would probably find it super inspiring. As opposed to now, where I never want to make a feature film ever again. I'm too old and jaded.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why, that's funny! I was also about to watch Dickshark.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You say 'repetitive', I say 'building tension'.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is a movie made for gen alpha, which is a notoriously sexless generation.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You don't interrupt a man during his pitch.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I want people who are actually intelligent and care about the science. I don't want blue lasers shining into the space hole that open up the magical evil dimension, immortal monster dimension, that want to eat everything. I don't want that at all.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Nobody has sex with a corpse in this whole movie! What are these people talking about?! Unless you consider Dracula a corpse.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm not a real baby, it's a fetish thing.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You and me grew up in a world where the middle class was a thing. The middle class is currently shrinking. When the middle class shrinks, that's when you get horrible shit like the Empire.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Two out-of-focus female characters in the background kiss! So progressive! Way to go, Disney!

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If there's one thing I've learnt from your story, it's that if Kyle Gallner is in any way upset about our video I know I could kick his fucking ass.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I am a man of visual medium. I'm a filmmaker, I'm an artist, and I'm a garbage picker.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I don't think there's any arguing that new Trek has been just a monumental disaster of biblical proportions.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We don't want anything to do with these Italians. They need to stop.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Oh hey, look, a scene with actors emoting. This is nice.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Golan and Globus were ahead of their time. They knew that, some day, there's gonna be a generation of prudes.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Theaters in the US are only a place where people go to eat nachos and pizza in shame in the dark.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Terror Vision, make your fonts bigger. Specifically for us.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Mike, what episode of Star Trek did Annihilation remind you of?

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Now, I'm not being sexist! Relax, people.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Bring back nudity in movies, damn it! We can handle it, we're adults.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

True crime is like the fight club for soccer moms.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It wasn't my goal to humiliate you. You just did that yourself.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Have Italians ever made a good movie?

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The only character able to fool Indiana Jones should be a sexy blonde woman or a sexy Indian child.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You know the theory of delayed gratification?

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Some Bible Baby is okay, but we need a break from Bible Baby every now and then. She gets a bit much.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Nobody farted tonight and I appreciate that from all of you.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It's a safe bet anyone involved in creating children's programming is a pervert.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

There was not a lot of diversity in Squid Game.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, but they do shove, like, a vacuum up its asshole. They just keep trying to suck out as much as they can and they won't let that poor goose rest for a minute.

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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I think I'm just gonna go back to the theater. That new Napoleon film's playing today. I think I'm gonna catch that. It's over two and a half hours long though. That means I'm gonna have to change my diaper in the middle of the theater in front of all those people. Again.

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