mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024trying to think of original things to skeet that i havent already tweeted 160
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024been getting really into tv lately… been watching shows that you wouldnt even imagine 121
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024when i was a kid, i used to bag my parents groceries as fast as possible, in hopes that the store would offer me a job on the spot 240
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 27/11/2024are there any oxford comma haters on this app? or will i stand alone on this hill? 260
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 19/11/2024they said they never seen two chill lil guy best friends… explain this then 0131
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 18/11/20245 days to design a steel structure that i have been putting off all semester 030
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 18/11/2024gonna do eat pray love but im gonna do it my way… drink cuss hate 1110
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 17/11/2024no drafts on here but luckily my friends gave me this for my birthday 150
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024give us groupchats and circles or else i will unfollow @bsky.app 1100
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024casting a spell on my boys that turns them into huge gelatinous slime boys… 020
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024ever since i was a young chap i knew i wanted to secretly hit my vape in the airport 011
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024men used to go to war, now theyre just #beanerposting on the internet 050
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024i want yall to know that these face reveals are limited edition and will be deleted once more people migrate 190
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024they are making me the keynote speaker at the #reallovers convention 040
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 16/11/2024dudes talking about getting money but dont know how to cook… all that bread and you cant even make a sandwich?? 072
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024its so chill that i can say homework, bitcoin, shrooms, etc without getting nervous that They will find me 040
mau @rllydu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024elon wants to go to mars so bad because he already went to jupiter and got more stupider 391
