Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 2hHe should know what the warrior ethos demands now.static.klipy.comSoap Sock: Man Applying BandageALT: Soap Sock: Man Applying Bandage 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 10hPrometheus?!??! How'd that story turn out the first time? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 15hHe can spend just about any amount he wants and go to the Tesla board and ask for another bonus to get it all back. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The big plan is to have Jeffrey Epstein's next door neighbor size voting machines? 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This assumes that he would show up to work on most days. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This was such a tonal shift for Twin Peaks, I feel for anyone who went straight from Season 2 to The Return...that would be a jarring surprise. 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And it's not like Trump couldn't have endorsed both Paxton and Cornyn .. He does it all the time. He just wanted to stick it to Cornyn no matter the cost 0160
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They can always vote for a referendum against POTUS breaking the law, but, assuming it passes, POTUS would just veto it. So the WH strategy is - an inability to stop us is just the same as being allowed to do it 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is going to end with the US government apologizing to the Nixon family and paying them millions of dollars, isn't it? 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every time I read that processed meats cause cancer et al my immediate thought is "processed in what way?" Do they mean *cured* meats (salt and/or nitrate?), or are we talking about anything that's been ground? Moreso for "ultra-processed"...what gets you to "ultra"? 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fusion 360 is free for personal use (with limited active projects) if you want to go more advanced (mainly, you can parameterize your models). I started with TinkerCAD, but I moved over to Fusion a couple of years ago. 030
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"A body panel came unglued on the freeway, and it creaks after six months, but it's still the best car I've ever owned!" 020
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To basically accept that man can also create consciousness...I can't imagine the Church ever going along with that. 050
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lemme guess - lots of autonomous Cybertrucks and armies of Optimus robots. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He can ride in it while it sits on a flatbed going down the highway. Cuz it's Texas, dammit! 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He's brought his damn curse to Texas, so it's going to flood on the first day of October. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The biggest surprise for me is how good Jerry Lewis was in it. I'm only familiar with him in zany clips, but this was the kind of role that could have gotten him an Oscar nom in some universe. Great story with a great finale and some really cool vaudeville. 010
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I saw a headline with "Hero Pilot", that's who I immediately suspected. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to add this one, too. Both of these films have a "magical" quality to them, and "L.A. Story" is legit one of my absolute favorite films ever. 030
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I forced myself to turn off trailers and read nothing about this when it came out. I was *so* glad I did - movies like this work better when you go in cold (which is nearly impossible these days) 120
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Totally underrated film nobody else has apparently seen. 240
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's late 2026, and he's still running against Joe Biden. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Does this guy know how the Crusades turned out? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why not have just John Yoo go to her hospital room and yank her IVs? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Then he gets Ed Sheeran to open for him, so he can kick him off the tour after the first show 060
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What can Newt teach soldiers? How to fart talcum powder? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trump's big mouth scores another win for the other side. 040
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Assuming they're sharing, otherwise RFK Jr ordered a kid's portion 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"We want choads, not chuds!" - I think Pete can work with that. 110
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trump is giving away black Florsheims to his entire staff, and this guy still only owns the one pair of brown shoes??!? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He couldn't think up a good rhyme since they loosened their screening to allow punks to join. 120
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No beardos? So the alpha-bro-cosplaying-as-special-forces look is no bueno? 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I saw a post somewhere that mentioned that there is a grift here to get all these companies to buy *.si domain names, and *.si belongs to Slovenia, where Melania is from. 051
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The poster was *chef's kiss*, down to old maid Sen. Kennedy flashing the messages so fast Smith couldn't even read them. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bury mine under as much basil, cilantro, and sprouts as they'll give me. 111
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Since Congress won't be funding that any time soon, he can do a reverse Iran-Contra thing and fund Iranian relief by selling arms to Venezuelans, which they pay for with the oil we've already stolen from them. 000
Classic MacGruber @rkpatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026IIRC the all-encompassing story of the entire Star Wars galaxy would be The Journal of the Whills. 000
