I think I might have found one of the dumbest guest opinions in my local paper in a long time. Did nobody check their suggestion to see if it was actually possible? (I'm pretty sure it isn't, without reassigning prefixes for another 10 countries)
A neuroradiologist clearly didn't do their research.
![What gave it away:
- Mary/merry/marry have 3 different pronunciations
- pecan[pi:kæn] with stress on the first syllable ("PEE-can")
- sunshower
- general term for rubber-soled shoes in gym class/athletic activities: sneakers](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nq2jge6tx2wrjmoirgiggua2/bafkreibhbp6xbp4dp3px2qn6i4g4euug2bfqqb6msdauswy45hcxmq7t7u)
