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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for explaining why the words "randomized clinical trail" as used in that post were utter bs.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just got the "Oh, got some cloudy cataract spots there, it's ok, that's normal for your age". But yeah, had a new floater that had me whipping my head about looking for mice. I mean I don't want to live forever, but bugger getting old.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starlings prowling the coffee shop patio and giving my scone the side eye.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's "No pressure" pressure
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way things are going the burger is going to end up having as much lead as the bullet.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Old and Heartless
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wizard Van is a decent folk metal band name. Imagine painting up a city bus, you could get a small saga on one of those.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come for the cheap eats, stay for the art (wash your greasy hands though)
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is John Wick 1 or 3?
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The blood sacrifice is late again.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the good, righteous hate, so no worries.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dudes rockin' the casbah
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yup. Just raise corporate income tax and make sure it gets paid.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2 isn't even table stakes
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/NJAgvXH5H20?...
youtu.be
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 199: Damascus Titan II Missile Explosion
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So you have to send dick pics to Hegseth every morning?
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TARDIS gets a deck gun.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anything sampled, tasted, or snacked during the preparation of food also has 0 calories.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe that's the standard ratio of number of people needed to get shit done, 5 guys or one bitch
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Those pesky kids and their dog will mot know what hit them.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As the wise man sang, Dare to be Stupid
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dark Prince of I'll Just Finish That If You're Done With It, and Arch Cleaner of Poorly Picked Porkchop Bones
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And the debate doesn't matter anyway because Trump won't implement anything in a measured and coherent way, but like the chimp,will use the tool to wildly swing about and smash things up.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Press *complicated hieroglyphic* to recieve a call back. Your call may be randomly disconnected to maintain our call waiting time metrics.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The modern Tom Bombadil
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Armies hate this one weird trick" (Video of landing craft on a beach, soldiers running out)
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sounds much nicer than my multi-vitamin with a straight vodka chaser.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some sort of late model Japanese 2 door with 100 pounds of aftermarket plastic body crap, penny whistle exhaust mods, and bad wheels. JDM optional.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a prog rock band name in there. Space Frog, Rocket Frog, Frogonaut. Bull Frog Explosion seems more alt bluegrass.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$5 says it won't matter to this guy because he's not getting anything anyway
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"We have created life! We are very smart! Ow! Ow! Stop crushing my skull!"
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hmm. Start "Therapy AI" for the valley guys with little agents called Jung and Freud and Frasier and use it to brainwash the ever living heck out of them. Maybe turn them into acceptable people or have them all march into the ocean together.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Knights Bibliotheca. Bring your own vibe, medieval, dark knight, Warhammer 40k...
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just visualizing a last episode of season X epic 10 minute battle across the entire DC Capitol region with Reacher wrecking Congress critters and evil lobbyists in front of iconic monuments.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Come on in this week and get our Warlord Pricing deal! Free ammo boxes to the first 10 customers!
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mine's tinfoil lined blanket fort.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kalashnikov Drone-B-Gone
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Get's into Air Force One by the cargo doors.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cast iron Somber with a teeny cape edge over the line of theatrical
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wow. Ready for the Ringwraith Halloween Formal
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can turn beer into belly fat with an efficiency that would make an industrial chemist fall to their knees
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's what I call a cold gin and tonic
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That deserves a classical marble sculpture.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Shaved Monkey Verse. (Probably ape, monkey seems to scan better)
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Blood of their enemies. Close enough. If you eat a flamingo you gain all the power of their enemies too. Which saying, not a lot, really. A tiny bit of photosynthesis and a mean pinch.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yup. I always have 2 first beer.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Already have the title, "Persistence, madness and accumulation"
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That will be me some day. Please let me read my phone for only 10 seconds to confirm all is fine, then turn my eyes to the trees and skies.
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is that the bus for the Thunderbirds (Go!) Academy middle school?
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rkilvert.bsky.social @rkilvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All bets on brown
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