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Rob 🚀☘️

@rjszczerba.bsky.social
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Rocket Scientist 🚀 turned Tech CEO; Senior Fellow Lockheed Martin; Notre Dame PhD☘️; Wrote cool stuff for Forbes, & Proud Autism Dad! ♥️

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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rumor has it Pittsburgh may finally get a Major League Baseball team next year. And it’s about time. We’ve had the stadium for years.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Amish women have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candle light dinner or just a regular dinner.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm not sure what this is, but I feel a sense of belonging ...
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Americans are funny. We’ll say, “We♥️veterans” and “We♥️pets,” then celebrate freedom by setting off explosives for 6 straight hours. #4thOfJuly2026
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Today the Earth starts to move back from its most extreme position. How many of us should do the same? #SummerSolstice
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pirates only one game out of first place in all of MLB!!! This could be their year!!
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sigh… After almost every meeting so far this month, I’m starting to realize something: Too many court jesters. Not nearly enough dragons!
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So many village idiots. So few dragons.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Announcing Tuxedo Cat 2.0. Now available in both Fur and Brick versions.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think the Board of Peace might have to rethink its name
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
What should an atheist do if stuck behind a car sitting at a green light that had a "Honk if you love Jesus!" bumper sticker on it?
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A "friend" just pointed out to me that the time between when I started college and today is approx. the same as the time between when I started college and the end of World War II. I’m not sure whether to feel old … or historically significant.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.” Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.” I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.” Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.” I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Friendship is weird. You pick a human you've met and you're like, "Yup I like this one," and you just do stuff with them.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Always give 100% (unless you are giving blood, 100% would be too much)
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbour – who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.” — Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Marcus Freeman is the only head coach to have a winning record against Curt Cignetti at Indiana.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
No matter how crazy life becomes, you need to take time out to enjoy the journey. #HappyNewYear
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It looks like he caught it to me. #GoBills
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Take time out to enjoy the journey ...
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
❤️❤️❤️
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Just a lonely Bills home in the middle of Steeler country ... getting ready for the game ... #GoBills #BillsMafia
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Three days into Jan and he's already lost the Peace Prize for '26.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Maturing in marriage is understanding that when we say we would do anything for our wife, we really mean fight bad guys and slay dragons ... not vacuum, wash dishes or watch trashy reality shows together.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's funny how writing a check to charity earns applause, but building a world where charity isn’t needed gets you labeled a dangerous socialist.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Some people are very angry that they're being judged by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I really love the Amish holiday lights this time of year.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
ugh .. I hate it when I see an old person on FB and realize I went to school with them.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
No matter how crazy life becomes, you need to take time out to enjoy the journey. #HappyNewYear
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
There is no red in this picture. Your brain is filling the Red colour. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white. Zoom in and you'll see.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This seems to be a fairly accurate representation.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Today the Earth begins to tilt back from its most extreme position. How many of us on here should do the same? #wintersolstice
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The best explanation of parallel lines ever.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
For those who don't know, the President on Jan 6, 2020 - and the one who controlled the FBI - was Donald J. Trump.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Somewhere ... JD Vance is very jealous
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It's that time of year again where commercials remind me that I will probably never get a car with a bow on it.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I just realized that French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trump just said: "Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law"
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
For those who don't know, the President on Jan 6, 2020 - and the one who controlled the FBI - was Donald J. Trump.
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Rob 🚀☘️ @rjszczerba.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The best explanation of parallel lines ever.
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