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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Total lack of meaningful self-reflection in general seems to be the baseline and the glue that holds these guys together

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The *real* headline: “A practitioner of the purest, weirdest, most sanctimonious, form of (capital S) Sophistry in modern political life launches a PR blitz forcing Americans to be assaulted by a little known politician’s slippery, self-indulgent, sermonizing.” And it’ll work bc of media like PBS

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tack on another 3% for the alternative version of this costume that reads “Younger, Under-appreciated Brother of Former Gifted Child”

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The emerging Military Technological Complex has its poster boy

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just imagine the deficit he’s carrying with Depends under garments

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I stopped buying ice berg lettuce this year and now there are no hurricanes in the Atlantic. You’re welcome merica

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not if I give them $5,000 for my thing first!

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Degenerate liar Donald Trump is honest about precisely one thing: his deprived ideas and instincts. Cox is envious he has to hide his own depravities beneath a limp, phony-goody-two shoes mask

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.

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@DHSgov
X.com
Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The techno-feudalist endgame could not be more explicit

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They really nailed it with the backing track

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“Where The Wild Things Are” movie 2009

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ahahaha, that actually IS Jared Leto. Too perfect

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Should I have taken the offer to play The Brain in the new “Pinky and The Brain” live action feature, instead of 60 Minutes? It’s probably got better odds for success.”

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Bumped? WTF does that even mean here? Are you people familiar with words and their meanings?

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The horror I feel imagining these characters trying to kill me is much stronger than the comfort of imagining any of them trying to protect me

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Correction: Open AI admits *they* hacked another company

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I mean, ethnicity aside, there’s also legit a lot more Mantzoukas energy in the true Odysseus of mythology than Damon can embody. To me Matt Damon reads way too self-serious and self-conscious for Odysseus.

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

…and explaining how him getting busted at a strip joint is totally beside the point

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I was also at TJ Max tonight and I’m pretty sure Trump’s got some sway w those guys too. Some real killer deals on Tupperware going on

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That really just is his standard resting face. The ol’ “resting vacant thousand-yard stare face”, or rvtysf for short

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Baller move to call in an interior designer before replacing the bloody murder carpet. Color swatches and all!

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Okay, but the Red Lobster Endless Shrimp special is still all Trump’s doing. Right?!

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yeah, his “identity politics is bad” was always a chickenshit cover for “ONLY my identity is good”. Also funny how an egghead-hyper-rationalist public persona so often covers a base level maturity stunted at 3 y.o. Who hurt you Rufo?

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

And King Henry only asked for someone to review that troublesome priest

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s impossible to disregard him like that. The only real way to disregard him is to defy him by negating what he did

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Say what you want about FIFA, if you think having to gargle Trumps balls is worth a slight advantage for your team in the next game, I don’t know man, maybe you need to take a lil break from sport

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There’s only one way for the US team to rid themselves of Trump’s stench and hold onto any legitimacy and dignity, which is to voluntarily not play the guy

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Only one way now for the US team to rid themselves of Trump’s stench and hold onto any legitimacy & dignity, which is to voluntarily not play the guy

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

There’s only one way for the US team to rid themselves of Trump’s stench and hold onto any legitimacy & dignity, which is to voluntarily not play the guy

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

There’s one, and only one, way for the US team to rid themselves of Trump’s stench and hold onto any legitimacy & dignity, which is to voluntarily not play the guy

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Was expecting a shitty opinion about the signs but the nicene creed angle really caught me by surprise

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Feels like one those trolling picks for US ambassador that Trump loves doing

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yeah, tough gig for MAGA Mike Lee who now has to vouch for the “Christianity” of his faith based purely on the Christ-like behavior of followers such as himself, instead of conventional formalities

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yeah, tough gig for MAGA Mike Lee who now has to vouch for the “Christianity” of his faith based purely on the Christ-like behavior of followers such as himself, instead of pure formality

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Hilarious how their lazy insults & posturing about masculinity ALWAYS exudes the opposite of confidence in their own masculinity. It’s always like, “the lady doth protest too much”. Every damn time

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Also, he can strain at Talarico’s nat (as it were) but Talarico’s only saying the truth

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

So do they get a piece of the 1.7 billion now?

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Who is the “we” that are making the fortune exactly? Who is supposed to be benefiting from said fortune?

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

New poster boy for most punchable face

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This is his red shirt year, then he gets to move on to Fox News. If that doesn’t pan out there’s always News Max or OAN

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Autocratic playbook: Accuse your enemies of doing whatever evil thing you plan to do

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This position should simply be disqualifying. Done. Everyone should forget about Klobuchar. Next

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Yeesss, and drop a “juxtaposition” if they’re still not convinced

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Holy shit. Pathetic, and somehow unsurprisingly pathetic, too

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RJ _ Martelo @rjmateo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Yeah, that’s where Trump is now playing with fire. It’s only great when he lies stuff I don’t care about

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