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Rich Cassara

@rjcassara.bsky.social
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Security engineer type person. Too old for this shit.
 He/him

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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This Halloween’s topical costume idea - Sexy Apocalypse
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think something must have happened to that secret painting he keeps in the attic.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.
Poster from the seminal Nic Cage and John Cusack film, Con Air
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/07/2026
That’s not what he said, though. If you’re going to get mad about leftists doing “wrecker shit” you should be mindful when someone is doing wrecker shit to you.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have thought of an extremely niche comment. Maybe one of the literal dozens of people who will get it will see this: The reflecting pool was obviously painted with Sateen Dura-Luxe Windsor Blue #17.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🤖 @bskyplays.bsky.social
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It had to be done, of course.
Picture of a whopper. Above is the BK logo, but it says “Steamed Hams” 
Tagline: It’s more of an Albany thing.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sung to the tune of Pink Pony Club…
Picture of a NordicWare brand “Cheese Melting Dome”
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have a unique set of skills that include staying up to unreasonable hours and being very annoying. I feel called to this moment.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Marked safe from 
Appearing in Epstein files today
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is something I think about a lot as someone who makes their livelihood through cloud computing. Internet and cloud computing infrastructure should be treated as utilities and regulated similarly to electrical, gas and water systems.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 24/09/2025
1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
photo of paulina borsook
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Roses are red. Life’s full of strife.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I was having a regular old, kinda shitty day. But then I drove by a guy on an old motorcycle with a sidecar, and in the sidecar was a German Shepard with goggles on. Now I’ve had a fantastic day.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Clasping hands meme:
One arm: killing puppies
Other arm: killing children
Hands: Kristi Noem
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
DNC would 100% back Glup Shitto.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Meme image of George W Bush being told about the events of 9/11. 
Caption: “Sir. A second cold one has been cracked open. “
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This car is a vibe.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a man adjusting a car shifter
Alt: Rally Vincent peels out in her 67 mustang Shelby cobra (Gunsmith Cats)
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
IS RFK Jr. a Madball? I thought he was a Boglin.
Two Boglins, one a dull orangey-brown, the other smaller and brick-red. They are foam rubber puppets that fit on one’s hand. Mostly a big, ugly face with arms attached to the sides. They were a line of toys in the 80s
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Externally, I project professor of rum, but internally it’s all dark frazzled muppet.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So much of Trump’s worldview is explained by understanding that he has not learned a single new fact since 1993.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
@mtsw.bsky.social Trump take egg
A nearly empty refrigerated cabinet in Whole Foods. Only some plant based egg in cartons on the top shelf. 
A sign on the door says they are experiencing difficulty sourcing eggs that meet their standards and customers are limited to 3 cartons
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 04/03/2025
Wrote up something about Techdirt's recent coverage, and why (whether we like it or not) we need to be a "democracy blog" now, rather than just a "tech" blog (not that we've ever been just a tech blog). This story is *the* story and it impacts everything else. www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
techdirt.com
Why Techdirt Is Now A Democracy Blog (Whether We Like It Or Not)
While political reporters are still doing their view-from-nowhere “Democrats say this, Republicans say that” dance, tech and legal journalists have been watching an unfortunately recogn…
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Sex position, or brokerage trading option?
Table of options:

2 Leg Spreads
3 Leg Spreads
Combinations
Vertical Call
Butterfly Call
Buy Write
Vertical Put
Butterfly Put
Sell Write
Calendar Call
Custom 3 Leg
Protective Call
Calendar Put
4 Leg Spreads
Protective Put
Diagonal Call
Condor Call
Straddle
Diagonal Put
Condor Put
Strangle
Ratio Call
Iron Butterfly
Collar/Synthetic
Ratio Put
Iron Condor
Rollout
Custom 2 Leg
Custom 4 Leg
Rollout Spread
Rollout Straddle
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Copy and quote-skeet this with a genuinely decent song whose music video aged hilariously: youtu.be/3dOx510kyOs?...
youtu.be
The Cars - You Might Think (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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HBO MaXXXinoparsnip @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When you're trying to get people to notice that your country is being taken over by techno-oligarchs
Still from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy referencing the media that did make itRolling Stone, with "College Radio" guyWired, with "Weapons and Helmets Magazine" guyTeen Vogue, with "Girl Beat" lady
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Elon Musk got so mad about the FAA's caution around his exploding rocket facility that he bribed Donald Trump to fire all the safety personnel there & now 60 people are dead.
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
TWITTER COPS: a cautionary tale Part 1/4
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blaine strange @blainestrange.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My #cybertruck song my neurodivergent ass made up in traffic today.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Why is this yellow squash looking at me like a disapproving muppet?
Close up of a yellow squash, there are depressions in the skin that make it look vaguely like Bert. (Of Bert & Ernie fame)
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
PUBLIC LIBRARY IS METAL AF This silly idea has been in my head for years but I finally got around to making it this week. Available on a variety of shirt styles and colors on my threadless shop. danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/publ...
A black and white graphic that looks like a heavy metal festival poster with gothic, distressed typography typical of death metal bands. However, the headliner is Public Library and all the "bands" are actually services you can find at many public libraries, such as internet access, voter registration, and more.Front of shirtBack of shirtSample hoodie pullover
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I heard we needed more dog videos.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Oh man, the way she visibly stopped herself from calling him a piece of shit and change it to a hissed “former president” was incredible
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Make a band milder: They Might Be Very Tall.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry halfling
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
The Onion AI: Fuck it, we’re doing 5 meetings at once.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume. Me: It was a summer job at the mall and it was either that or Panda Express.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
#tt Phil Collins was plagued by seasonal allergies. We know this from his famous tree pollen diss track - “I can feel it cumming in the air tonight.”
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Suddenly, a challenger for the governor of South Dakota appears.
Keanu Reeves as John Wick
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
classic The Onion newspaper front page that said HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON but now says HOLY SHIT BEN JUST BOUGHT THE FUCKING ONION
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
#tt The existence of John Hamm and Kevin Bacon implies there is an actor named Steve Porkchop.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
Do you understand the logistics of dick and balls, Charlie Brown?
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
I've been laughing at this for 3+ weeks
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
I think it would be a pretty cool feature if you did a simple find/replace to turn every instance of “Twitter” in a url to “X”. People definitely want that.
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Rich Cassara @rjcassara.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Why call them a Doomsday Prepper when there’s:
A silver canister labeled “Civil Defense All Purpose Survival Cracker”

Produced by the Kroger company in 1962. On display at the Atomic Museum
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Mardoch @mardoch.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
RSing with alt text
griffinkyle
President Biden, speaking at a Texas fundraiser: "Just the
other day, this defeated looking man came up to me and
said: 'Mr. President I need your help. I'm in crushing debt.
I'm completely wiped out.' I had to say, 'Donald, I can't help
you'."
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