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RJ BaHarker

@rjbarker.bsky.social
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Award winning and, somehow, bestselling fantasy author. Gad about, small tree grower and procrastinationist to the stars. Truly, RJ Barker in all departments. "their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social

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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 38m
I had better get some writing done today as tomorrow I am off to Italy where I am a guest at Stranimondi in Milan which is very exciting. stranimondi.it/ospiti
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Gli incredibili ospiti di Stranimondi: vieni a conoscerli!
Jo Walton, RJ Barker, Jonáš Zbořil, Ada Palmer, Mauro Repetto, Anna Smith Spark, e altri che saranno annunciati: vieni a conoscere gli ospiti di Stranimondi! STRANIMONDI, STRANI LIBRI, STRANI INCONTR...
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 11h
Genuinely spent a minute thinking that sounded like the weirdest teabag ever.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 17h
I know! I am looking forward to some proper pictures.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 17h
It is, apparently, a very simple fix.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 17h
It was less wonderful when we were painting it...
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 17h
It's awful. But it has also worked out I will stay if it keeps showing me anteaters.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 17h
I would quite like it to be finished now though yesplease.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 18h
If you are wondering what the snaky thing is it's a radiator. If you are wondering about the towel on it that's because it's a leaky radiator.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 18h
The library is coming along, this angle has no ladders and paint tins so looks more finished than it is. Also, a picture of the floor MrsRJ did because nothing is ever simple.
A desk on the lower level. Shelves full of books in the upper. A harlequin painted floor. Yet to be woodstained.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 18h
I'm similar about our swearwords in secondary worlds, but that's my hill to be mildly irritated by.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 20h
1200 words, but that took A LOT longer than usual.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 20h
Then he also needs an official birthday!
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 20h
MrsRJ has two birthdays like the queen as her real one is too near Christmas.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
Just an angry crow. :)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
It's definitely on my list.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
:)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
These are written as murder mysteries so I'm not telling one over arching story.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
I shall re-up this loveliness.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
So I hope there is a book 4. Obviously.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
But I am also someone who can't do nothing. And rather than wait and find myself with a steep deadline, I start the next book. Except... Cos I am tired, and that does not make for the best thinking, I didn't. So I have 10k words of book four now. And none of book three.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
Here is a quick tale of how being a writer and tired can make you do stupid stuff. One of the things you do as a writer, after a book is sold, is pitch more. I've pitched Mortedant 3 (Irody goes on Holiday) and Mortedant 4 (Irody finds makes an(other) enemy). Then you wait. I am waiting.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 22h
I am very tired but I am still going to write stuff.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish. Zoo loo
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Haapy anniversary!
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Goid old "casual warcrime suggestions" Jenrick.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish. Sandwich We Serve.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
:)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
:)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Might be uo now. I can't see US Amazon though.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's lovely innit?
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooh, @torbooks.bsky.social have put it on their Instagram so I can now share with you the BEAUTIFUL cover for the US paperback of MORTEDANT'S PERIL coming next May. (They put up Enigma too so hop over there if you want a look.)
A pale grey/blue cover with MORTEDANT'S PERIL on a scroll in the centre. A black smoky crow flies through the scrollwork and in each corner going clockwise form top left is : a lamp, a skull, a crow, and some insects and frogs.  It is really cool. Art by FaceOut Studio
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you! Are you bear, bird or cat though?
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Civilian Reader @civilianreader.com · 12/10/2026
Currently reading and thoroughly enjoying BEASTS OF THE WILD BLACK by @rjbarker.bsky.social... podiumentertainment.com/titles/13002... First in a new SF trilogy of novellas. Definitely recommended. Published by Podium.
Cover for RJ Barker's BEASTS OF THE WILD BLACK - green background, some sci-fi/tech-ish patterning, and a cat wearing a space helmet in the centre. Plus author and title information.
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rooie.bsky.social @rooie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t forget the wallopby.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy marsupial = kangaroo Angry marsupial = kangrrroo
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
1100 words down today. Might do a bit more later or might lie about doing nothing.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/08/2026
"You Have Died Of Trickle-Down Economics."

[A covered wagon pulled by an ox in green/black Oregon Trail.]
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Such a good morning. the astounding 16 Horsepower, one of the few bands I never got to see but love, are playing Brixton next April and I got tickets. Here is the incredible American Wheeze, it's unlikely you've heard much like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t81t...
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American Wheeze
YouTube video by 16 Horsepower - Topic
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Sean of the Dread @sheepbop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just finished RJ Barker's Beasts Of The Wild Black. RJ doing SF with a twist. The hook is Cats In Space but there's a lot more to it - post-ecocide recovery, a new take on alien diplomacy, familiar crash-landing on a planet but with twists. Recommended, and a quick read. Sequel out next month.
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Run Away It’s The Womble @runalongwomble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spacecats!
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
:)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Team bear, bird or cat tjough?
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Congrats, Cat!
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
:)
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The real question of course is bear, cat or bird?
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sean has some good reasons for you to pick up BEASTS OF THE WILD BLACK.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tell everyone! If they do well I may get to write more.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MrsRJ had just flu and she is fine so I presume it's the covid one that's knocked me down.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had my covid and flu jabs yezterday and it has knocked ne for six this year.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jean-Michel Jarring, even.
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